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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Ready for delivery to one couple, your new sex toy.

Exclusive to one couple only for long term use!

Your satisfaction is important.

Please check out specifications on profile,also insight to how kink operating system works.

Delivery rule's......

On taking delivery, please strip of wrapping and check for faults.

If not 100% happy, rewrap and send back.

If happy, please fit accessories provided in bag, it will help control your new toy.

Your new toy has many settings,so feal free to experiment.

Only return when you have tried all this toy has to offer, limited only by your imagination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it is nearly Xmas I guess..

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Different good luck op

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before "
only if you have the receipt !!

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before only if you have the receipt !! "

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before "

Big ZERO....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something diffrent lol

I chuckled lol

Better than fancy a shag luv?

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before only if you have the receipt !! "

Lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Big ZERO...."

A virgin toy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Big ZERO....

A virgin toy "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhhhh I love toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before "

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start???? "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All about the customer service. Remember that lol

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start???? "

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready for delivery to one couple, your new sex toy.

Exclusive to one couple only for long term use!

Your satisfaction is important.

Please check out specifications on profile,also insight to how kink operating system works.

Delivery rule's......

On taking delivery, please strip of wrapping and check for faults.

If not 100% happy, rewrap and send back.

If happy, please fit accessories provided in bag, it will help control your new toy.

Your new toy has many settings,so feal free to experiment.

Only return when you have tried all this toy has to offer, limited only by your imagination.

"

from a guys point of view I have only one comment: you b*****d,why didn't I think of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! "

being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

If it's Argos, you always have that risk that it used and been cleaned and reboxed

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ?? "

What so no power cuts.... You need to put fuel in a generator you know. Lol

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ?? "

Something waterproof too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

What so no power cuts.... You need to put fuel in a generator you know. Lol "

I'll fuel you, no worries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

Something waterproof too "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

Something waterproof too "

Omg can I get one like that that's exactly what I need hope love honey are taking notes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

Something waterproof too

Omg can I get one like that that's exactly what I need hope love honey are taking notes lol "

I'll offer my services

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By *ndermykiltMan
over a year ago

Perth

Gotta wonder where u stick the batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta wonder where u stick the batteries "

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Gotta wonder where u stick the batteries "

Maybe you need a key to wind it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

Something waterproof too

Omg can I get one like that that's exactly what I need hope love honey are taking notes lol I'll offer my services "

lil il hold you to that hunni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gotta wonder where u stick the batteries

Maybe you need a key to wind it up

"

Need more than a key to wind mine up hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

Something waterproof too

Omg can I get one like that that's exactly what I need hope love honey are taking notes lol I'll offer my services

lil il hold you to that hunni "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols "

I can wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols I can wait lol"

We will wait for you fire we can power the new toy up for you coming bk hahaha X

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols I can wait lol

We will wait for you fire we can power the new toy up for you coming bk hahaha X "

Was going to say thought lil had correct grade of fuel and to pm me if she wanted to check.

But now you talking rocket fuel

Pm me if you dare handle fuel so volatile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols I can wait lol

We will wait for you fire we can power the new toy up for you coming bk hahaha X

Was going to say thought lil had correct grade of fuel and to pm me if she wanted to check.

But now you talking rocket fuel

Pm me if you dare handle fuel so volatile.

"

I don't think you could handle me

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols I can wait lol

We will wait for you fire we can power the new toy up for you coming bk hahaha X

Was going to say thought lil had correct grade of fuel and to pm me if she wanted to check.

But now you talking rocket fuel

Pm me if you dare handle fuel so volatile.

I don't think you could handle me "

lol

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols I can wait lol

We will wait for you fire we can power the new toy up for you coming bk hahaha X

Was going to say thought lil had correct grade of fuel and to pm me if she wanted to check.

But now you talking rocket fuel

Pm me if you dare handle fuel so volatile.

I don't think you could handle me "

Love to go up in flames trying from all fuel you lady's being splashing around.

Scared of breaking this sex toy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols I can wait lol

We will wait for you fire we can power the new toy up for you coming bk hahaha X

Was going to say thought lil had correct grade of fuel and to pm me if she wanted to check.

But now you talking rocket fuel

Pm me if you dare handle fuel so volatile.

I don't think you could handle me

Love to go up in flames trying from all fuel you lady's being splashing around.

Scared of breaking this sex toy..."

ye would probably go up in flames with the friction burns

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols I can wait lol

We will wait for you fire we can power the new toy up for you coming bk hahaha X

Was going to say thought lil had correct grade of fuel and to pm me if she wanted to check.

But now you talking rocket fuel

Pm me if you dare handle fuel so volatile.

I don't think you could handle me

Love to go up in flames trying from all fuel you lady's being splashing around.

Scared of breaking this sex toy... ye would probably go up in flames with the friction burns "

anytime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wonders if I would be considered with lil and/or cherub *looks innocent...

Dammit all the interesting stuff happens just before ya go on yer hols I can wait lol

We will wait for you fire we can power the new toy up for you coming bk hahaha X

Was going to say thought lil had correct grade of fuel and to pm me if she wanted to check.

But now you talking rocket fuel

Pm me if you dare handle fuel so volatile.

I don't think you could handle me

Love to go up in flames trying from all fuel you lady's being splashing around.

Scared of breaking this sex toy... ye would probably go up in flames with the friction burns

anytime."

probably not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ?? "

Hunterston more like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

Hunterston more like "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

Hunterston more like lol "

Just repeating what fire told me honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did no one ever tell you... You should never play (or toy) with fire... You might get your fingers (or something more vital) burned

As to lil n cherub... Ooooer how nice to have something to look forward to when I'm home xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's OK, I've got a big hose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's OK, I've got a big hose "

That could make things steamy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder how many times this 'new toy' has been returned before

Hahaha store :why you returning , me: well the speed setting for a start????

Lol

store: well what speed is madam expecting?! being linked to a generator would be ideal ??

Hunterston more like lol

Just repeating what fire told me honest "

talking out of school

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

So advert generated plenty of interest, 49 view in 24 hours that have look@ turned on.. that's more than last 12 months!

Guess what big ZERO message's.

Think sales literature needs some work and probably less specification's listed? Be kind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So advert generated plenty of interest, 49 view in 24 hours that have look@ turned on.. that's more than last 12 months!

Guess what big ZERO message's.

Think sales literature needs some work and probably less specification's listed? Be kind!

"

It's the balaclava

I just think bank robber

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By *ollarLeadRestrain OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"So advert generated plenty of interest, 49 view in 24 hours that have look@ turned on.. that's more than last 12 months!

Guess what big ZERO message's.

Think sales literature needs some work and probably less specification's listed? Be kind!

It's the balaclava

I just think bank robber "

Should see face pick....mug shot only missing finger prints! Lol

See some new promotion pic's neading taken.

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