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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Talking with the girls over coffee today about this , What's the most cheesy chat up you have had or the most cheesy thing someone has done that's made you cringe lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby's chat up line for sex is, you fancy a tussle with my cheesie muscle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got im Fred flintstone I can make your bed rock

Ohhh my that's plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once had a message asking to "fuk me in the farter". ..not sure if that's cheesy or just down right stupidness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were a lift what button would I press to make you go down" I did laugh though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the new milkman, would you like it in the front or back door

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If you can guess what ive got in my hand you can keep it ....if it only fits in one hand you can bloody well keep it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can guess what ive got in my hand you can keep it ....if it only fits in one hand you can bloody well keep it "

Mrs browns boys ?? Lol love it xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If you can guess what ive got in my hand you can keep it ....if it only fits in one hand you can bloody well keep it

Mrs browns boys ?? Lol love it xx"
yep thats the one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Take your clothes of baby I wanna see where a cherub hides her wings

Actual message from a guy on here you know who you are shame on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you can guess what ive got in my hand you can keep it ....if it only fits in one hand you can bloody well keep it

Mrs browns boys ?? Lol love it xxyep thats the one lol "

Brilliant so funny xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If you can guess what ive got in my hand you can keep it ....if it only fits in one hand you can bloody well keep it

Mrs browns boys ?? Lol love it xxyep thats the one lol

Brilliant so funny xx "
it sure was

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Years ago... here's 20p, phone yer maw and tell her you won't be home tonight

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

You remind me of my little toe because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Excuse me excuse me!

My friend over there really wants your phone number! He really needs to know how to get a hold of me in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Excuse me excuse me!

My friend over there really wants your phone number! He really needs to know how to get a hold of me in the morning "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, you're absolutely charming...you'd never dance with me...

Totally worked too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""If you were a lift what button would I press to make you go down" I did laugh though x"

If you where a lift ..what button do i press too make this go up

We could get off on any level.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I've never been chatted up, but one guy did ask my friend if she was a good singer, something to do with the gap in her teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once had a message asking to "fuk me in the farter". !-ti..not sure if that's cheesy or just down right stupidness "

Ah think the word yer looking for is Boak... it's not the act it's how it's instigated if ya get me

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Hi my name is Scott!

Just make sure you remember that name, you'll be screaming it out later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone for Goat Cheese? .....

(sorry!)

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

If I didn't have you, I'd find it necessary to invent you. xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"If I didn't have you, I'd find it necessary to invent you. xx"
The things I can do with a bottle of baby oil and it doesnt include any baby...wanna watch ?

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hi my name is Scott!

Just make sure you remember that name, you'll be screaming it out later"

Your giving away all ur best chat up lines

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh

In the past I've used "how you doin treacle" and it's worked.

My chat up line has matured since then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got on tinder today......

Are you made of glass? Cos ur smashing

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By *lue4youCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"If I didn't have you, I'd find it necessary to invent you. xxThe things I can do with a bottle of baby oil and it doesnt include any baby...wanna watch ? "

I might have heard (seen) how that one played out lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In the past I've used "how you doin treacle" and it's worked.

My chat up line has matured since then "

How you doin' Golden Syrup?

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"In the past I've used "how you doin treacle" and it's worked.

My chat up line has matured since then

How you doin' Golden Syrup? "

Hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice dress, it would look better on my bedroom floor..."

Cringe!!

And for double-cringe value, it was my dad I heard saying it! (No not to me. My family isn't that messed up)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is your name jacobs? Coz you're a cracker.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Your eyes are like spanners

Every time you look at me my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come sit on my face and al eat my way to your heart ??

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