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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Your at a party what's you bast party trick to impress the other guests ?

I would do a bit of my burlesque it's great at a party Last time it ended up the whole place was full of people dancing with feather boas on chairs brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a great disappearing act that involves a litre of Jack Daniels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripping as I done a bit of stripping a long time ago when I was apart of butlers in the buff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarot readings... naked ones of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course "

Tarot readings a love do u offer any

Please contact me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars "

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stripping as I done a bit of stripping a long time ago when I was apart of butlers in the buff lol "

Ohh I know you did love the bow tie ya sexy man xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

Tarot readings a love do u offer any

Please contact me x"

The symbology is amazing and I'm ever surprised by the accuracy, it's not my main thing however... I've been called a witchy woman sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually "

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

Tarot readings a love do u offer any

Please contact me x

The symbology is amazing and I'm ever surprised by the accuracy, it's not my main thing however... I've been called a witchy woman sometimes "

Tell me more I like that kind of stuff send me a message if u can if not no worries x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course "

I had mine read at a friends party he was so spot on I was amazed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx"

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx"
choices , choices wonder who's I'd take down first . Form an orderly queue ladies,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish "
the fiestier the better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

I had mine read at a friends party he was so spot on I was amazed xx "

I am always amazed - I have three decks but the Robin Wood one is my favourite, it's so vibrant xXx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx choices , choices wonder who's I'd take down first . Form an orderly queue ladies, "

Yes officer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol"

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a wallflower at parties

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

I had mine read at a friends party he was so spot on I was amazed xx

I am always amazed - I have three decks but the Robin Wood one is my favourite, it's so vibrant xXx "

He knew everything I mean everything and you should give me a private reading one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love a Tarot reading too. Message me if it's a possibility.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

Tarot readings a love do u offer any

Please contact me x

The symbology is amazing and I'm ever surprised by the accuracy, it's not my main thing however... I've been called a witchy woman sometimes

Tell me more I like that kind of stuff send me a message if u can if not no worries x"

Hi it's rather involved as there are many parts to the tarot, major and minor arcanas, suits and so on. It's really something you have to do in person but it is fascinating I agree.

Fire xXx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!?? "

Haha strip to the waist or strip each other ? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking I should start a Cosmic Caz forum lolol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!??

Haha strip to the waist or strip each other ? Xx "

Hmmmmm each other, it's more challenging - ah like a challenge xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Id love a Tarot reading too. Message me if it's a possibility. "

As I said above it's a bit too complex to go into here, however there is lots on the internet, however do NOT be suckered into the ones that promise you things, ask for money OR tell you bad things will happen. There's a lot of unscrupulous people out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!??

Haha strip to the waist or strip each other ? Xx

Hmmmmm each other, it's more challenging - ah like a challenge xXx"

Il throw in the oil

I'd love a tarot reading thoug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!??

Haha strip to the waist or strip each other ? Xx

Hmmmmm each other, it's more challenging - ah like a challenge xXx

Il throw in the oil

I'd love a tarot reading thoug "

Mmmm oil I'm liking that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!??

Haha strip to the waist or strip each other ? Xx cherub u know me well

Hmmmmm each other, it's more challenging - ah like a challenge xXx

Il throw in the oil

I'd love a tarot reading thoug

Mmmm oil I'm liking that xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I can sing when I'm d*unk so I guess that's my party trick.

Usually it just ends up as me looking like an idiot cause I actually can't sing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peel a banana with my feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peel a banana with my feet "

Wow... wondering what else feet like that can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit peeling a banana with your feet, now that is something I'd pay to see lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peel a banana with my feet

Wow... wondering what else feet like that can do "

Can u send me a message please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!?? "
I'm all for stripping, I'll help you if yer gunna struggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!?? I'm all for stripping, I'll help you if yer gunna struggle "

Stripping ain't hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!?? I'm all for stripping, I'll help you if yer gunna struggle

Stripping ain't hard "

You can prove that on my birthday mr can't wait for my treat lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I sit down and offer my lap to lovely ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!?? I'm all for stripping, I'll help you if yer gunna struggle

Stripping ain't hard

You can prove that on my birthday mr can't wait for my treat lol "

Yeah bet u can't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd do a great cop impression, I'd take max, cherub and fire and handcuff them, then take down their particulars

Ooooooohhhh that's... that's... that's... rather tempting actually

Il give you the handcuffs I've enough for us all lol take us down babe xx

Ooooft am not going without a struggle... well ish the fiestier the better lol

Ootside, strip to the waist and fight like... men??!!?? I'm all for stripping, I'll help you if yer gunna struggle

Stripping ain't hard

You can prove that on my birthday mr can't wait for my treat lol

Yeah bet u can't "

Lol cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can turn a tea towel and a hi ball glass into a piece of fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

I had mine read at a friends party he was so spot on I was amazed xx

I am always amazed - I have three decks but the Robin Wood one is my favourite, it's so vibrant xXx

He knew everything I mean everything and you should give me a private reading one day "

As long as Lil T doesn't cuff me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peel a banana with my feet

Wow... wondering what else feet like that can do

Can u send me a message please "

Who, me???

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By *ereforgigglesMan
over a year ago

Scotland


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

I had mine read at a friends party he was so spot on I was amazed xx

I am always amazed - I have three decks but the Robin Wood one is my favourite, it's so vibrant xXx

He knew everything I mean everything and you should give me a private reading one day

As long as Lil T doesn't cuff me first "

Cuff me AND do a reading?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peel a banana with my feet

Wow... wondering what else feet like that can do

Can u send me a message please

Who, me??? "

Yeah please about a reading etc x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rope...

My party trick is my rope skill.

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can wiggle my ears.

One at a time, or both together.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can wiggle my ears.

One at a time, or both together.

Mandy"

Lol

I'm actually sitting trying that ps I can't made me giggle x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I can nip into a phone box and change costume ( not many folk have phone boxes inside their houses )

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I can wiggle my ears.

One at a time, or both together.

Mandy

Lol

I'm actually sitting trying that ps I can't made me giggle x"

I can wiggle my ears and flare my nostrils

I can also roll my tongue into a tube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can wiggle my ears.

One at a time, or both together.

Mandy

Lol

I'm actually sitting trying that ps I can't made me giggle x

I can wiggle my ears and flare my nostrils

I can also roll my tongue into a tube "

I'm good with my tongue too lol well so I've been told , lol sorry naughty cherub couldn't resist that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick ma elbow

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I can lick ma elbow "

I can lick your elbow too if that's what lights yer candle

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Lol

I'm actually sitting trying that ps I can't made me giggle x"

It's easier than you think.

It's the same muscles yoy use to chew, so you basically just flex those muscles without actually moving your jaw.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick ma elbow

I can lick your elbow too if that's what lights yer candle "
Steph, your sooooo romantic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breath through my ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can breath through my ears "

Naw you canny lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can breath through my ears

Naw you canny lol xx"
yea...he can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can breath through my ears

Naw you canny lol xx yea...he can "

Are you sure lil or is that when you handcuff him and wrestle him down lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can breath through my ears

Naw you canny lol xx yea...he can

Are you sure lil or is that when you handcuff him and wrestle him down lol "
whatever do you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can breath through my ears

Naw you canny lol xx yea...he can

Are you sure lil or is that when you handcuff him and wrestle him down lol "
am I gonna need to give a practical demonstration of this amazing feat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can breath through my ears

Naw you canny lol xx yea...he can

Are you sure lil or is that when you handcuff him and wrestle him down lol whatever do you mean "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can breath through my ears

Naw you canny lol xx yea...he can

Are you sure lil or is that when you handcuff him and wrestle him down lol whatever do you mean "

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My party trick is to push the hood on a woman's clit back using only my tongue and no fingers.

If you want to try then just let me know.

Willie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My party trick is to push the hood on a woman's clit back using only my tongue and no fingers.

If you want to try then just let me know.

Willie "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My party trick is to push the hood on a woman's clit back using only my tongue and no fingers.

If you want to try then just let me know.

Willie "

That's plenty from you thank you my party are not like that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My party trick is to push the hood on a woman's clit back using only my tongue and no fingers.

If you want to try then just let me know.

Willie

That's plenty from you thank you my party are not like that lol "

Aye, definitely, all of the activities at your party's are more of PG material then I assume...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My party trick is to push the hood on a woman's clit back using only my tongue and no fingers.

If you want to try then just let me know.

Willie

That's plenty from you thank you my party are not like that lol

Aye, definitely, all of the activities at your party's are more of PG material then I assume... "

Yes of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

I had mine read at a friends party he was so spot on I was amazed xx

I am always amazed - I have three decks but the Robin Wood one is my favourite, it's so vibrant xXx

He knew everything I mean everything and you should give me a private reading one day

As long as Lil T doesn't cuff me first

Cuff me AND do a reading? "

lil can cuff- I'll concentrate on the reading We should play to our strengths after all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tarot readings... naked ones of course

I had mine read at a friends party he was so spot on I was amazed xx

I am always amazed - I have three decks but the Robin Wood one is my favourite, it's so vibrant xXx

He knew everything I mean everything and you should give me a private reading one day

As long as Lil T doesn't cuff me first I want a reading lol

Cuff me AND do a reading?

lil can cuff- I'll concentrate on the reading We should play to our strengths after all x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peel a banana with my feet

Wow... wondering what else feet like that can do

Can u send me a message please

Who, me???

Yeah please about a reading etc x"

Thank you for the interest m'dear and sorry to take a slightly more serious note here but... To have a good reading there are certain things that have to be fulfilled... one is that that it should be done in person... the other is that the individual getting the reading has a serious or pressing question to be answered. If you ask a daft or confused question you are likely to get a mediocre reading. It's something I have had an interest in for quite a few years but it's not my main interest. However I have been amazed at how accurate it has been when I've done a reading for people. The symbolism inherent in the cards is layered and profound, the imagery rich and elegant. There are many good tarot readers out there but also it's something that is abused by unscrupulous people, more so online. I'm sure with a bit of research you will find someone who can do a good reading for you. Fire xXx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peel a banana with my feet

Wow... wondering what else feet like that can do

Can u send me a message please

Who, me???

Yeah please about a reading etc x

Thank you for the interest m'dear and sorry to take a slightly more serious note here but... To have a good reading there are certain things that have to be fulfilled... one is that that it should be done in person... the other is that the individual getting the reading has a serious or pressing question to be answered. If you ask a daft or confused question you are likely to get a mediocre reading. It's something I have had an interest in for quite a few years but it's not my main interest. However I have been amazed at how accurate it has been when I've done a reading for people. The symbolism inherent in the cards is layered and profound, the imagery rich and elegant. There are many good tarot readers out there but also it's something that is abused by unscrupulous people, more so online. I'm sure with a bit of research you will find someone who can do a good reading for you. Fire xXx "
cool no probs

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