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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just bought a new mascara... and as you ladies will know they are often vacuum sealed with plastic... ridiculously so... almost bled to death because I cut my finger trying to get the damn thing off

What's your every day danger

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Answering back to women .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a leftie, so knives, scissors, power tools are a nightmare.

I have the scars to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a leftie, so knives, scissors, power tools are a nightmare.

I have the scars to prove it!

"

And inked stained hands as a youngster

Not life threatening but only something lefties would understand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Answering back to women . "

Ohhh my that is rather risque... I mean risky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a leftie, so knives, scissors, power tools are a nightmare.

I have the scars to prove it!

"

I feel your pain... I also dropped tweezers yesterday which stabbed my in the toe... worried what the third thing will be

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a leftie, so knives, scissors, power tools are a nightmare.

I have the scars to prove it!

And inked stained hands as a youngster

Not life threatening but only something lefties would understand "

lol take your word for that one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Washing up - I have the scar and pic to prove it along with a 21/2 hour operation under general anaesthetic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Washing up - I have the scar and pic to prove it along with a 21/2 hour operation under general anaesthetic "

Bloody hell... I think you take the biscuit... ooops cake so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chipped the corner off a glass vase about 3 years ago. Cut my hand on it yesterday.

Also dropped a full bottle of a sugary liquid at work. It smashed, spraying me with glass.

THEN I had to go for a smear test.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Washing up - I have the scar and pic to prove it along with a 21/2 hour operation under general anaesthetic

Bloody hell... I think you take the biscuit... ooops cake so far "

It was worse in the waiting room, one guy had his hand all bandaged, one had a halo around us badly broken ankle........

And I had a small plaster on my little finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Washing up - I have the scar and pic to prove it along with a 21/2 hour operation under general anaesthetic

Bloody hell... I think you take the biscuit... ooops cake so far

It was worse in the waiting room, one guy had his hand all bandaged, one had a halo around us badly broken ankle........

And I had a small plaster on my little finger "

I cut my hand on glass too.. only it was a glass door. Very messy indeed. Lots of tendon damage and surgery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left handed things are a danger to me. I'm left handed but can use right handed things, so trying the left handed things from kind people totally flummox me. Only real danger is ironing boards with the shaped metal plate, due to my left handedness, I need to turn it round or reach across my body for the iron.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Scapel and sewing needles, lethal things, at least when i use them

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Work in general

Not a normal day unless I've drawn blood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

E cigs,the liquid for them is toxic

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Forgetting to take my medication must be old age

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It seems there are more of these dangerous things than I thought... Bloody ell

Be careful oot there folks

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Graters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Left handed things are a danger to me. I'm left handed but can use right handed things, so trying the left handed things from kind people totally flummox me. Only real danger is ironing boards with the shaped metal plate, due to my left handedness, I need to turn it round or reach across my body for the iron. "

This.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Graters"

DEADLY things

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Graters

DEADLY things "

Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Graters

DEADLY things

Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years "

Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Graters

DEADLY things

Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years

Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx"

If we are talking devils work....can I add IKEA to the list please. Just the shops mind....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Graters

DEADLY things

Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years

Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx

If we are talking devils work....can I add IKEA to the list please. Just the shops mind.... "

YES you can - I'm sure there have been several minor wounds due to them

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Graters

DEADLY things

Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years

Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx

If we are talking devils work....can I add IKEA to the list please. Just the shops mind....

YES you can - I'm sure there have been several minor wounds due to them "

And full scale rows!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Graters

DEADLY things

Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years

Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx

If we are talking devils work....can I add IKEA to the list please. Just the shops mind....

YES you can - I'm sure there have been several minor wounds due to them

And full scale rows!! "

Surprised there's not been a fatality considering there are weapons to hand lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A stock of rock.

Have now chipped and snapped two teeth biting them. You'd think id learn but nope still can't refrain from biting them

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"A stock of rock.

Have now chipped and snapped two teeth biting them. You'd think id learn but nope still can't refrain from biting them "

Either suck them

Or smash them in a food bag and eat the bits lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper cuts.

Microwaving your lunch then finding its hotter than lava.

Smacking your elbow off a corner that's always been there, but you've never noticed it.

This afternoon was much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Graters"

I have got a mandolin and that is truly dangerous

Very sharp....almost needed stitches last time I used it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Graters

I have got a mandolin and that is truly dangerous

Very sharp....almost needed stitches last time I used it "

I have one of those, might just leave it in the box....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to dodge bad drivers

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Walking zombies on their phones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am now officially afraid to leave the hoose .... the prize goes to Mrs D... a Mandolin... that's classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A stock of rock.

Have now chipped and snapped two teeth biting them. You'd think id learn but nope still can't refrain from biting them

Either suck them

Or smash them in a food bag and eat the bits lol "

Will do this in future thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Either suck them

Or smash them in a food bag and eat the bits lol "

Well, I'd have been quite happy to suck them furry, but...if that's what you want..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am now officially afraid to leave the hoose .... the prize goes to Mrs D... a Mandolin... that's classy "

Why thank you

Given how dangerous it is I am hoping that the prize is a large pack of plasters

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

The m74 in the morning some idiot drivers rushing to work

Pokemon go users who stand in the road trying to catch one yelling "just a minute" no get off the road

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"The m74 in the morning some idiot drivers rushing to work

Pokemon go users who stand in the road trying to catch one yelling "just a minute" no get off the road"

Get a louder horn - it's fun watching them shit themselves

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


" Either suck them

Or smash them in a food bag and eat the bits lol

Well, I'd have been quite happy to suck them furry, but...if that's what you want..? "

I was still talking about the rock granny

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

A nettle from a branch are nasty things,especially dead thistles who bite back,I jagged self the other day and seems it went under the skin in finger and ended up blistering getting bigger,managed the next day to squeeze it out,finger all better ish hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mountain bike is a lethal machine every time I get on in my huge lardy ass suffers from that thin they call a saddle. I often end up flying off the contraption as well and then blood flows.

How dumb am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mountain bike is a lethal machine every time I get on in my huge lardy ass suffers from that thin they call a saddle. I often end up flying off the contraption as well and then blood flows.

How dumb am I "

Ya need padded shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are lethal,especI ally when you tell them they can't reverse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are lethal,especI ally when you tell them they can't reverse "

Brave man

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

All those idiots who walk along the street with their face buried in their phone. I almost hit a pram recently when the phone obsessed parent pushed the buggy into the road without looking.

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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool


"Women are lethal,especI ally when you tell them they can't reverse "

This be why I'm not a driver lol

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Slipped in the shower once, bruised my elbow and knees, hit my head and was knocked out for a few minutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are lethal,especI ally when you tell them they can't reverse

Brave man "
no just stupid lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women are lethal,especI ally when you tell them they can't reverse

Brave man no just stupid lol "

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