FabSwingers.com forum: Setting the record straight ...

By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

I have aparently been described along the lines of ..hot as fook ,but cunt like the Grand Canyon .

Now normally I am a very chilled and reasonable person but I felt I just couldn't hold back over such lies!!!!

Firstly I'm not hot ...it's just the flushes of a menopausal old bint.

As for the Grand Canyon ..well that's just outrageous! !!

The Clyde tunnel ..well yes of course!!!!!(could be an ideal venue to hold weddings ,rock concerts, bar mitz vahs ects reasonable rates naturally ).

But to grossly misrepresent my lady garden as a natural wonder is just setting people up for a disappointment!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

" I have aparently been described along the lines of ..hot as fook ,but cunt like the Grand Canyon .

Now normally I am a very chilled and reasonable person but I felt I just couldn't hold back over such lies!!!!

Firstly I'm not hot ...it's just the flushes of a menopausal old bint.

As for the Grand Canyon ..well that's just outrageous! !!

The Clyde tunnel ..well yes of course!!!!!(could be an ideal venue to hold weddings ,rock concerts, bar mitz vahs ects reasonable rates naturally ).

But to grossly misrepresent my lady garden as a natural wonder is just setting people up for a disappointment!

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This made me laugh my ass off hunni.

I'm pretty sure your ladynamic garden is lovely really

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

so sad to hear people are so negative like that

The Grand Canyon is just one big lady garden though....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do you a have a motorbike in your house?

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

" I have aparently been described along the lines of ..hot as fook ,but cunt like the Grand Canyon .

Now normally I am a very chilled and reasonable person but I felt I just couldn't hold back over such lies!!!!

Firstly I'm not hot ...it's just the flushes of a menopausal old bint.

As for the Grand Canyon ..well that's just outrageous! !!

The Clyde tunnel ..well yes of course!!!!!(could be an ideal venue to hold weddings ,rock concerts, bar mitz vahs ects reasonable rates naturally ).

But to grossly misrepresent my lady garden as a natural wonder is just setting people up for a disappointment!

This made me laugh my ass off hunni.

I'm pretty sure your ladynamic garden is lovely really

Oh it's acceptable after a go over with the strimmer and a good ing ...pmsl x

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Why do you a have a motorbike in your house?

Lol I don't .it's just previous friends bike that he kindly put in his conservatory just for the pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must admit you are a lovely looking Woman.

You are also nice in person alais Bunkie too.

Some people dont half say the wrong things while holding their cock as they peruse your pics.

Ive seen many times in Chat rooms ..

Amazing Stunning Looking Hot Babe .Yadda Yadda Yadda ..

Really ..there is no compliment

I wonder if ya squirt like Niagra Falls ....just a thought lol x

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

No unfortunately not like Niagra Falls ...more your local swimming baths slip and slide ....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd have described you more as a hot, redhead, pocket rocket with a shoe fetish and a smile that's so infectious, even bunkie goes out every once and a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have aparently been described along the lines of ..hot as fook ,but cunt like the Grand Canyon .

Now normally I am a very chilled and reasonable person but I felt I just couldn't hold back over such lies!!!!

Firstly I'm not hot ...it's just the flushes of a menopausal old bint.

As for the Grand Canyon ..well that's just outrageous! !!

The Clyde tunnel ..well yes of course!!!!!(could be an ideal venue to hold weddings ,rock concerts, bar mitz vahs ects reasonable rates naturally ).

But to grossly misrepresent my lady garden as a natural wonder is just setting people up for a disappointment!

Ah hahahahaha!!!! Love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No unfortunately not like Niagra Falls ...more your local swimming baths slip and slide ....

Ive a flume ...if ya wanna slide down it ?

I really felt aw embarrassed typing that

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I was thinking more a Force Of Nature, but you still gave me a chuckle.

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'd have described you more as a hot, redhead, pocket rocket with a shoe fetish and a smile that's so infectious, even bunkie goes out every once and a while

That's just due to nagging he takes me out lol x

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"No unfortunately not like Niagra Falls ...more your local swimming baths slip and slide ....

Ive a flume ...if ya wanna slide down it ?

I really felt aw embarrassed typing that

Lol I bet you didn't lol

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"I was thinking more a Force Of Nature, but you still gave me a chuckle.

That's me ..Typhoon Temp hehe! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I have aparently been described along the lines of ..hot as fook ,but cunt like the Grand Canyon .

Now normally I am a very chilled and reasonable person but I felt I just couldn't hold back over such lies!!!!

Firstly I'm not hot ...it's just the flushes of a menopausal old bint.

As for the Grand Canyon ..well that's just outrageous! !!

The Clyde tunnel ..well yes of course!!!!!(could be an ideal venue to hold weddings ,rock concerts, bar mitz vahs ects reasonable rates naturally ).

But to grossly misrepresent my lady garden as a natural wonder is just setting people up for a disappointment!

This made me laugh my ass off hunni.

I'm pretty sure your ladynamic garden is lovely really

Oh it's acceptable after a go over with the strimmer and a good ing ...pmsl x"

I don't have a strimmer but I could use my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The things you come across in these forums lol anybody that says something negative about someone else is more than likely self conscious or just simply an asshole . They are out there

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"The things you come across in these forums lol anybody that says something negative about someone else is more than likely self conscious or just simply an asshole . They are out there "

At least Temp is self-confident enough to belittle the person than take it to heart

Unfortunately, some aren't so lucky

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

At least Temp is self-confident enough to belittle the person than take it to heart

Unfortunately, some aren't so lucky

And burst their bubble with some funny humour. She's a Fab National Treasure.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Oh I feel a bit sorry for this person and his obvious micro penis

Thank you for making me giggle and for showing us all how to effectively deal with trolls xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I feel a bit sorry for this person and his obvious micro penis

Thank you for making me giggle and for showing us all how to effectively deal with trolls xx"

I think I broke the land speed record with how quickly I went from sexy lady to fat slag recently in one message

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

At least Temp is self-confident enough to belittle the person than take it to heart

Unfortunately, some aren't so lucky

And burst their bubble with some funny humour. She's a Fab National Treasure. "

She is indeed

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

At least Temp is self-confident enough to belittle the person than take it to heart

Unfortunately, some aren't so lucky

And burst their bubble with some funny humour. She's a Fab National Treasure. "

I'm just a cheeky shite lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least Temp is self-confident enough to belittle the person than take it to heart

Unfortunately, some aren't so lucky

And burst their bubble with some funny humour. She's a Fab National Treasure.

I'm just a cheeky shite lol xx"

But such a lovely cheeky shite!! You're unique. X

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Oh I feel a bit sorry for this person and his obvious micro penis

Thank you for making me giggle and for showing us all how to effectively deal with trolls xx

I think I broke the land speed record with how quickly I went from sexy lady to fat slag recently in one message

Oh i think most ladies have been there lol ! Get whip lash with how quick it turns after a simple no to some . Maybe there's a injury claim there lol.

Fortunately there are plenty of people who can deal with rejection in an adult and dignified way . Those who can't just confirmed you were spot on not to meet them in the first place x

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

At least Temp is self-confident enough to belittle the person than take it to heart

Unfortunately, some aren't so lucky

And burst their bubble with some funny humour. She's a Fab National Treasure.

I'm just a cheeky shite lol xx

But such a lovely cheeky shite!! You're unique. X

you are too kind .

As for unique ..think poor Bunk would sign himself in to a padded cell if he thought there was more than one of me lol x

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

At least Temp is self-confident enough to belittle the person than take it to heart

Unfortunately, some aren't so lucky

And burst their bubble with some funny humour. She's a Fab National Treasure.

She is indeed

Isn't treasure something you want kept buried..... lol x

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Isn't treasure something you want kept buried..... lol x"

Not at all. Sometimes you want to take out your treasure to look at it, play with it, let it run through your fingers. Other times you just want to hide it away (ma precious)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Isn't treasure something you want kept buried..... lol x

Not at all. Sometimes you want to take out your treasure to look at it, play with it, let it run through your fingers. Other times you just want to hide it away (ma precious)

I'm willing to hide you under the duvet temp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol hunni just read this and it's amazing how many people slag and bitch ,I've had it too and I say let them rant on , it's to funny when they are the ones talking shit and will eventually Kick themselves in the balls , and you can sit back and laugh , chin up Mrs I do and just remember to say to yourself I'm fucking fabulous lol

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Lol hunni just read this and it's amazing how many people slag and bitch ,I've had it too and I say let them rant on , it's to funny when they are the ones talking shit and will eventually Kick themselves in the balls , and you can sit back and laugh , chin up Mrs I do and just remember to say to yourself I'm fucking fabulous lol

I've a hide of a rhino so makes zero odds to me lol. People can say what ever they wish if it's not the truth then it's of absolutely no consequence ,just disgaurd it like the trash it is.

Why sweat pointless shit I say! X

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Isn't treasure something you want kept buried..... lol x

Not at all. Sometimes you want to take out your treasure to look at it, play with it, let it run through your fingers. Other times you just want to hide it away (ma precious)

Ohhhhh!!!! So thats what you named your cock then hunni

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By *ensual temptress OP Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

"Isn't treasure something you want kept buried..... lol x

Not at all. Sometimes you want to take out your treasure to look at it, play with it, let it run through your fingers. Other times you just want to hide it away (ma precious)

I'm willing to hide you under the duvet temp

I bet you just farted under it hehe!!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Ohhhhh!!!! So thats what you named your cock then hunni

xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a hide of a rhino so makes zero odds to me lol. People can say what ever they wish if it's not the truth then it's of absolutely no consequence ,just disgaurd it like the trash it is.

Why sweat pointless shit I say! X"

Go you babe , Yes that's the best way I always say people can say what they like if they have nothing better to do with their time batter in jealousy and bitterness is not a good quality lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Isn't treasure something you want kept buried..... lol x

Not at all. Sometimes you want to take out your treasure to look at it, play with it, let it run through your fingers. Other times you just want to hide it away (ma precious)

I'm willing to hide you under the duvet temp

I bet you just farted under it hehe!!

Nah, that was bunkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the OP. I don't understand why people get nasty and from what I see you're not as described by the person who made those nasty comments. I am getting the feeling that there are quite a few profiles appearing that are run by trolls looking to put others down for kicks. These folks most likely have sad pathetic lives and issues of their own.

In short block and report the arseholes to the admin.

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By *edLionScotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That made me laugh out loud!

Did he say it more than once? It may have been an echo!

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