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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many nationalities have you slept with???

1 point per country inc home nations

1 bonus for European

2 bonus outside Europe

Extra 10 bonus if you've done all home nations

So far I have 5623 points (and then I woke up lol x

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 point...that's terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6 ....

Ive slept with a Woman in Europe..but she isnt European ..

Is that a stewards enquiry ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm missing a Welsh lady from my reptoire but other than that all home nations French Italian Australian Chinese Thai and Indian all accounted for....How did I get through Uni without an STD?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Depending on where she is from I guess as a standard not the same nationally as you 1 point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm missing a Welsh lady from my reptoire but other than that all home nations French Italian Australian Chinese Thai and Indian all accounted for....How did I get through Uni without an STD?"

Your just a feckin tart ...lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

5 - but I'm willing to expand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9 I need a Welshman to get the bonus ten points

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out "

Hahaha! High 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out

"

How many nationalities not people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the ladies i have slept with were American. I get all of the bonus points, so i win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All of the ladies i have slept with were American. I get all of the bonus points, so i win."

That's cheating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do SNP supporters and non SNP supporters count as two nations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20 points, those bonus points sure came in handy lol

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Offfft trying to tally it up but brain isn't working fully but let's just say I stopped around 20ish

John

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"20 points, those bonus points sure came in handy lol "

Now that is what I'm talking about xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck...I worked as a holiday rep for 2 years so work that one out lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out

How many nationalities not people "

That's my point.. I have no idea

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Darn only 5 points lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scottish..obviously

Irish

Welsh

English

That's it...I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish..obviously

Irish

Welsh

English

That's it...I think "

14 points well done

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Couldnt count yrs un the army ment lots of countrys home nations europe americas canada africa asia most places 6week deployment or more and army towns ya cant miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out "

Exactly what I was thinking. Glad you said it first...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Scottish, English, Welsh, Italian and Greek/Cypriot.

How many points??

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

How many points am I worth lol

French-Caribbean-African

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im boring all the guys ive slept with have been scottish english or northern irish

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Scottish

Welsh

Irish

English

Swedish

Swiss

French

German

Italian

Indian

Pakistani

Arab

Australian

American

Canadian

(I'm sure there's a few more but I didn't ask to see their passport)

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out "

SWB - you can't count the 19th hole or the Open

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Scottish and english ...thats my whack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scottish and english ...thats my whack "

that's disappointing I award you the wooden spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scottish

Welsh

Irish

English

Swedish

Swiss

French

German

Italian

Indian

Pakistani

Arab

Australian

American

Canadian

(I'm sure there's a few more but I didn't ask to see their passport)

"

Did ya...... Aye.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Did ya...... Aye. "

And all without attending an International School, being in the Services, or visiting all the countries.

I like to do my bit for International Relations

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Did ya...... Aye.

And all without attending an International School, being in the Services, or visiting all the countries.

I like to do my bit for International Relations "

He's a tart

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Did ya...... Aye.

And all without attending an International School, being in the Services, or visiting all the countries.

I like to do my bit for International Relations

He's a tart "

But a selective tart, Furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many points do you get for someone from another planet entirely. Cause I've had a couple of them!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"How many points do you get for someone from another planet entirely. Cause I've had a couple of them! "

You trying to beat my International Slapper with a Black Hole, Jints?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out

SWB - you can't count the 19th hole or the Open "

Shut it you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many points do you get for someone from another planet entirely. Cause I've had a couple of them!

You trying to beat my International Slapper with a Black Hole, Jints?

"

What have you heard...??? x

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did ya...... Aye.

And all without attending an International School, being in the Services, or visiting all the countries.

I like to do my bit for International Relations

He's a tart "

A TART!!!! He's fabs Deuce Bigallow . Scored enough for a stick of rock in Blackpool...... at least.....lol.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1 "

Ocht geeze a snog

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"1

Ocht geeze a snog "

All Scottish i didn't travel in my younger years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1

Ocht geeze a snog

All Scottish i didn't travel in my younger years "

Here was me thinking you were pure and chaste... noo ah know you were just chased roon the highlands

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"1

Ocht geeze a snog

All Scottish i didn't travel in my younger years

Here was me thinking you were pure and chaste... noo ah know you were just chased roon the highlands "

Chase me chase me . Oh feck this running in heels catch me catch me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1

Ocht geeze a snog

All Scottish i didn't travel in my younger years

Here was me thinking you were pure and chaste... noo ah know you were just chased roon the highlands

Chase me chase me . Oh feck this running in heels catch me catch me "

I'm built for comfort not speed so I just have to give up or be a good fighter (yer caught btw)

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"1

Ocht geeze a snog

All Scottish i didn't travel in my younger years

Here was me thinking you were pure and chaste... noo ah know you were just chased roon the highlands

Chase me chase me . Oh feck this running in heels catch me catch me

I'm built for comfort not speed so I just have to give up or be a good fighter (yer caught btw) "

I'll get some meringue if you'll let me go ( after a while )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well, I'm 62, and have been a lorry driver all my life, and have travelled all over Europe, and farther afield, and have had so many foreign holidays ive lost count. so if I could remember all, I think I might win. lol. but at my age, mt memory is not so good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1

Ocht geeze a snog

All Scottish i didn't travel in my younger years

Here was me thinking you were pure and chaste... noo ah know you were just chased roon the highlands

Chase me chase me . Oh feck this running in heels catch me catch me

I'm built for comfort not speed so I just have to give up or be a good fighter (yer caught btw)

I'll get some meringue if you'll let me go ( after a while ) "

Ahhhh meringue... the way into my.... aherm... affections... I may never let you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be


"1

Ocht geeze a snog

All Scottish i didn't travel in my younger years

Here was me thinking you were pure and chaste... noo ah know you were just chased roon the highlands

Chase me chase me . Oh feck this running in heels catch me catch me

I'm built for comfort not speed so I just have to give up or be a good fighter (yer caught btw)

I'll get some meringue if you'll let me go ( after a while )

Ahhhh meringue... the way into my.... aherm... affections... I may never let you go "

Who mentioned meringue!!!! megaperk!!

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By *ouwilllikeitwhenilickitMan
over a year ago

paisley


"Mate I don't even know how many people I've slept with... I'll be here all day trying to figure points out "

thats my sorta woman haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1

Ocht geeze a snog

All Scottish i didn't travel in my younger years

Here was me thinking you were pure and chaste... noo ah know you were just chased roon the highlands

Chase me chase me . Oh feck this running in heels catch me catch me

I'm built for comfort not speed so I just have to give up or be a good fighter (yer caught btw)

I'll get some meringue if you'll let me go ( after a while )

Ahhhh meringue... the way into my.... aherm... affections... I may never let you go

Who mentioned meringue!!!! megaperk!!"

Lol I think there's a fetish developing yanno

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