FabSwingers.com forum: Exaggerate...

By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Or embellish something you have done or going to do today.

Today, I have finalised the transfer of the best football player in Scotland to his new team

And got millions in commission... That bit is just a lie lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I negotiated world peace and the assassination of Donald Trump

They are linked

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By *appy 2 lickMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

I put my cheque for Wednesday nights lottery win in the bank millions I wish

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"Today I negotiated world peace and the assassination of Donald Trump

They are linked

hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had two wanks today.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had two wanks today.....

Are you sure that's an exaggeration ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had two wanks today.....

Are you sure that's an exaggeration ?

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Only a slight exaggeration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the millionth time...STOP EXAGGERATING!!!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've had two wanks today.....

Are you sure that's an exaggeration ?

Only a slight exaggeration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

uve just had a test drive in a Boeing 757...

I passed...Flying Colours ..

im arranging a Social in September on a flight party going to Cancun Mexico ..

Im just looking for any general interest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had two wanks today.....

Are you sure that's an exaggeration ?

Only a slight exaggeration

Just watch out you don't aggravate the sciatica

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I've had two wanks today.....

Are you sure that's an exaggeration ?

Only a slight exaggeration

Just watch out you don't aggravate the sciatica

lol

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

"Or embellish something you have done or going to do today.

Today, I have finalised the transfer of the best football player in Scotland to his new team

And got millions in commission... That bit is just a lie lol

Was that van perspective to newco by chance lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've had two wanks today.....

Are you sure that's an exaggeration ?

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naw it was an underestimate,he told me it was 3

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Or embellish something you have done or going to do today.

Today, I have finalised the transfer of the best football player in Scotland to his new team

And got millions in commission... That bit is just a lie lol

Was that van perspective to newco by chance lol

What do you think??? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I was ranted at by a difficult client over the phone so just told her to go fuck herself. (Unfortunately a lie - I bit my lip and went red with silent anger).

Revenge will come in due course however (true).

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By *urlyShirtyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Today I've landed a top promotion which will lift me cleat of all the work crap.

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"Today I was ranted at by a difficult client over the phone so just told her to go fuck herself. (Unfortunately a lie - I bit my lip and went red with silent anger).

Revenge will come in due course however (true).

Sorry hope you don't work for the tax office. I have the guy on the end of the phone a right good ear bashing

Today I have been as peaceful as a Buddhist monk

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

"Today I was ranted at by a difficult client over the phone so just told her to go fuck herself. (Unfortunately a lie - I bit my lip and went red with silent anger).

Revenge will come in due course however (true).

Sorry hope you don't work for the tax office. I have the guy on the end of the phone a right good ear bashing

Today I have been as peaceful as a Buddhist monk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I was ranted at by a difficult client over the phone so just told her to go fuck herself. (Unfortunately a lie - I bit my lip and went red with silent anger).

Revenge will come in due course however (true).

Sorry hope you don't work for the tax office. I have the guy on the end of the phone a right good ear bashing

Today I have been as peaceful as a Buddhist monk"

A Buddhist ...?

In that case can i rub your Tits ?

Sorry Belly ...damn ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I shall have no impure thoughts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I shall have no impure thoughts

I see that as a challenge

No exaggeration

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Today I shall be eating 166573836 skittles

(OK, I'm delivering them lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Need my Urban dictionary for that one lol

Am a very patient person

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

34 women have mailed me today all wanting to fuck me senseless right now .... what to do???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Need my Urban dictionary for that one lol

Am a very patient person

I have the worst case EVER oh imperturbable one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the females on my hotlist are now on my friend list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today i have decided that i will refrain from being Cheeky...

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Today i have decided that i will refrain from being Cheeky...

I tried that yesterday. 24hrs and no cheek from me

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Today I will reply in a civil manner to the ' am in your area...' messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today i have decided that i will refrain from being Cheeky...

I tried that yesterday. 24hrs and no cheek from me

oh My Head Mistress x

Btw ..Gerrit upye lol x

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Today i have decided that i will refrain from being Cheeky...

I tried that yesterday. 24hrs and no cheek from me

oh My Head Mistress x

Btw ..Gerrit upye lol x

Lol

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

a surgeon friend asked me if I really wanted a 10 inch penis. . . I replied "no, I was only joking, I'm not chopping two inches off for anyone"

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"a surgeon friend asked me if I really wanted a 10 inch penis. . . I replied "no, I was only joking, I'm not chopping two inches off for anyone" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a surgeon friend asked me if I really wanted a 10 inch penis. . . I replied "no, I was only joking, I'm not chopping two inches off for anyone"

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aw how no not even for me...i could always use a Cpl extra inches

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