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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Help me

I'm bored.

I'm bored of moans.

I'm bored of groans.

I'm bored of judging others.

SO WHAT????!!!!!???

Live and let live.

Now for gods sake will someone cheer me up - pleeeeeeeeeease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a Cadburys Twirl here for you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon Drizzle Cake ....Anyone ?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I've got a Cadburys Twirl here for you... "

Trouble is - you hide when I come up that way and poke your tongue out at me

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Lemon Drizzle Cake ....Anyone ?

"

That's a good start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Cadburys Twirl here for you...

Trouble is - you hide when I come up that way and poke your tongue out at me "

You always come at the wrong time!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs does a mean cherry loaf.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Come & get a big cuddle & a MacD's, Furry.

I may even throw in a McFurry. Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Come & get a big cuddle & a MacD's, Furry.

I may even throw in a McFurry. Lol "

can I come too I need cheering up as well lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink and hard Andy?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Come & get a big cuddle & a MacD's, Furry.

I may even throw in a McFurry. Lol can I come too I need cheering up as well lol "

Of course. Furry's paying.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Come & get a big cuddle & a MacD's, Furry.

I may even throw in a McFurry. Lol can I come too I need cheering up as well lol

Of course. Furry's paying. "

yayyyy

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"What's pink and hard Andy? "

Financial Times X Word

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Come & get a big cuddle & a MacD's, Furry.

I may even throw in a McFurry. Lol can I come too I need cheering up as well lol

Of course. Furry's paying. yayyyy "

You distract him, I'll rifle his pockets

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Come & get a big cuddle & a MacD's, Furry.

I may even throw in a McFurry. Lol can I come too I need cheering up as well lol

Of course. Furry's paying. yayyyy

You distract him, I'll rifle his pockets "

pmsl okay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww group hug feel the love lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hard Andy? "

Fine!!!!! Ignore us .

It's a pig with a knife

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"What's pink and hard Andy?

Fine!!!!! Ignore us .

It's a pig with a knife "

I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hard Andy?

Fine!!!!! Ignore us .

It's a pig with a knife

I think he's wandered off to a cake shop. "

I kidnapped him

He is tied up in my dungeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hard Andy?

Fine!!!!! Ignore us .

It's a pig with a knife

I think he's wandered off to a cake shop. "

Everyone loves a cake so we'll forgive that so long as has enough for all of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hard Andy?

Fine!!!!! Ignore us .

It's a pig with a knife

I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.

I kidnapped him

He is tied up in my dungeon "

Shame on you Mrs D, we're trying to cure his boardness and you go kidnap the poor fella . Ohhhh wait, he's probably in his element now . Cancel our last .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hard Andy?

Fine!!!!! Ignore us .

It's a pig with a knife

I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.

I kidnapped him

He is tied up in my dungeon "

Good. I'll eat his Twirl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hard Andy?

Fine!!!!! Ignore us .

It's a pig with a knife

I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.

I kidnapped him

He is tied up in my dungeon

Good. I'll eat his Twirl. "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's pink and hard Andy?

Fine!!!!! Ignore us .

It's a pig with a knife

I think he's wandered off to a cake shop.

I kidnapped him

He is tied up in my dungeon

Good. I'll eat his Twirl.

Me too "

Ooooofty!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ice cream...

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

How come everyone offers me food???????

Is there something I should know?? Do I smell??

Oh, and by the way, I skipped the craggy island handcuffs and as for rifling my pockets - THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm doing an indoor bbq. Ive remembered everything for the kids but no prosecco for me. My day is worse than yours!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm doing an indoor bbq. Ive remembered everything for the kids but no prosecco for me. My day is worse than yours!"

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING!!!

Can the closest person to Miss Wyld please take her 2 bottles of prosecco - she will swap them for a sausage

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"How come everyone offers me food???????

Is there something I should know?? Do I smell??

Oh, and by the way, I skipped the craggy island handcuffs and as for rifling my pockets - THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!

"

I was bored too the drive from From home to Aberdeen and back was a drag Just sitting down to dinner and then see what's happening before i get set for Dumfries tomorrow .

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!

"

Yeah, and I never heard you complain.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!

Yeah, and I never heard you complain. "

You did when you realised they had no holes in

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!

Yeah, and I never heard you complain.

You did when you realised they had no holes in "

Yeah, I couldn't find yer loose change & ffs wear underwear. (Just not those hideous stripey ones!)

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!

Yeah, and I never heard you complain.

You did when you realised they had no holes in

Yeah, I couldn't find yer loose change & ffs wear underwear. (Just not those hideous stripey ones!)"

You love the stripes

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"THAT WAS THE EXCUSE YOU TRIED LAST NOVEMBER!!

Yeah, and I never heard you complain.

You did when you realised they had no holes in

Yeah, I couldn't find yer loose change & ffs wear underwear. (Just not those hideous stripey ones!)

You love the stripes "

Bleugh!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"You love the stripes "

The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You love the stripes

The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you! "

And that's saying something!!!

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"You love the stripes

The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you!

And that's saying something!!! "

Yeah, I notice you haven't deleted em yet. Hahahaha

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You love the stripes

The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you!

And that's saying something!!!

Yeah, I notice you haven't deleted em yet. Hahahaha"

They're long gone

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"You love the stripes

The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you!

And that's saying something!!!

Yeah, I notice you haven't deleted em yet. Hahahaha

They're long gone "

Yeah but your stripey shorts having gone.

Now feck off sending me pics of em. They make me wanna dig my eyes out with a soup spoon!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You love the stripes

The stripes are more offensive than most of the pics of my junk that I send you!

And that's saying something!!!

Yeah, I notice you haven't deleted em yet. Hahahaha

They're long gone

Yeah but your stripey shorts having gone.

Now feck off sending me pics of em. They make me wanna dig my eyes out with a soup spoon!"

He he

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"He he "

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian


"Help me

I'm bored.

I'm bored of moans.

I'm bored of groans.

I'm bored of judging others.

Sounds like you need a special booby hug .............come join me ..........lol

SO WHAT????!!!!!???

Live and let live.

Now for gods sake will someone cheer me up - pleeeeeeeeeease "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a Cadburys Twirl here for you...

Trouble is - you hide when I come up that way and poke your tongue out at me

You always come at the wrong time!! "

story of his life I've heard

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