FabSwingers.com forum: Swinging school

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have come to the conclusion that all newbies should attend swinging school before they are allowed to message or go in chat. At fab swinging school they will be taught how to read profiles, send a decent message and taught about having manners in chat. Anyone who uses text language will be given the belt. Anyone who lapses after graduation will be sent back and have to sit in the corner with a conical hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds good, are you offeri g to be teacher ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We will need lots of teachers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hi well i be willing to be a reacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have come to the conclusion that all newbies should attend swinging school before they are allowed to message or go in chat. At fab swinging school they will be taught how to read profiles, send a decent message and taught about having manners in chat. Anyone who uses text language will be given the belt. Anyone who lapses after graduation will be sent back and have to sit in the corner with a conical hat.

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have mention this in the pass

as well not all newbies do hang around after sign up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wht a Gr8 idea! Am attached. Wna shag? TB! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Belt for Ima ... You will be given lines for your cheek

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By *umboarderMan
over a year ago

east lothian

sounds like he might need some ointment for his cheek as well, that belt used to hurt on a bare ass lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sounds like he might need some ointment for his cheek as well, that belt used to hurt on a bare ass lol"

You volunteering to rub it in?

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By *umboarderMan
over a year ago

east lothian

only if you ever knead it lol

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I do think that most of the people at the swingingschool would be guys. Special class to teach what the word no means. Another on how to be a gentleman.

Would not do them any harm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There will be many classes before they are set loose. Being respectful will be taught from the very start. There will be special remedial classes for bad boys and girls who get bans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do think that most of the people at the swingingschool would be guys. Special class to teach what the word no means. Another on how to be a gentleman.

Would not do them any harm

Teachers pet!!

I`ll see you at the gates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think any guy no matter how long been on here can honestly,confidently say, "i have the art of messaging mastered and im sure any that read my message will take me as polite, respectfull etc.

Same goes for chat, some will get the joke, some will happily do lots of breeze-shooting with you and some will just not get it no matter how polite,charming, respectfull you are.

Loving the idea though,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will there be a snomkers corner next to the bike shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If school was like this I just might turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Belt for Ima ... You will be given lines for your cheek"

Ws tht a no?

I will b polite n respectful n use propa English

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

go for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See me after school for detention you naughty lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See me after school for detention you naughty lot!

But Ms! I've got ballet practice after school!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats tu-tu funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just want to know how bad you have to be to be put over Miss Non;s knee and have yer botty smacked,lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

can i be HEAD teacher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if it comes down to naughty, i can be very naughty indeed lol

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is there a uniform? And are you wearing it Non lol

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

a fabby idea however i dont think you should single out newbies theres alot of seasoned "professionals" lol that could be doing with lessons from swingers school lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a fabby idea however i dont think you should single out newbies theres alot of seasoned "professionals" lol that could be doing with lessons from swingers school lol

*nods in agreement*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oh no it wont just be for newbies, like I said earlier, naughty peeps who get bans from forums and chat ect will have to do a refresher course...and get the belt.

Unifo rm is optional

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

"get the belt" not much of a punishment for some lol they will enjoy that lol and be bad just to get it lol

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By *cotsteveMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Unifo rm is optional

FWIW I reckon you'd look hot in it Non

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""get the belt" not much of a punishment for some lol they will enjoy that lol and be bad just to get it lol

*flexes cane instead of belt*

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Please Miss....i think ive been naughty!

Do i have to bend over your desk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you get to Oral and Anal level grade at swinging school would love to study for a higher in A level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And if you "tick it"? Will you be a swingin school timewaster? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can you really teach an old dog, like me new tricks!- lol

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By *dultfunscotland2000Man
over a year ago

Scotland and beyond

Can I be professor of DP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wel waz rong W d wa I spk, I'm nt an bozo, bt f u stil wnt me 2 fu gt n tuch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nonblonde hrs a poem n txt spk,

Its my 1st poem of d wk,

fanC getN sum seriS fun,

May evn let u fuK my bum,

sry bt dis S goin n d 4rum,

cum n lic my freshly shaved scrote,

Hope dis gotcha jucy as hell,

coz its realy md my ==B swell

this was translated online...so sorry if it doesnt rhyme lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Paddy....get in the corner and hang your head in shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paddy....get in the corner and hang your head in shame"

Yes Miss, can i stay after for extra punishment

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