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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The person above has been arrested by the Police

What do you think they were arrested for? lol

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The person above has been arrested by the Police

What do you think they were arrested for? lol

Flashing on the m8 en route to cjs

K x

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nawty Max was arrested for posting rubbish

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The person above has been arrested by the Police

What do you think they were arrested for? lol

Flashing on the m8 en route to cjs

K x"

lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The person above has been arrested by the Police

What do you think they were arrested for? lol

Flashing on the m8 en route to cjs

K x"

K was arrested for eating a banana indecently at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ, a new low.

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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago

The Council of Elrond

"Jesus Christ, a new low."

Walking around without a face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrested for buying allll the phallic shaped veg from asda and leaving none for other fabbers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lil Tease was arrested for being herself

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Arrested for buying allll the phallic shaped veg from asda and leaving none for other fabbers

Lil was arrested for stealing pots of Vaseline

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil Tease was arrested for being herself

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lol I just want the cops lol

so I can perve them

Anyway you were arrested for giving cock rings out to strange men lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Lil Tease was arrested for being herself

Mature was arrested for his taste in ties lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrested for buying allll the phallic shaped veg from asda and leaving none for other fabbers

Lil was arrested for stealing pots of Vaseline

Max

you were arrested for sitting on the photocopier and sending me pics constantly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil Tease was arrested for being herself

Mature was arrested for his taste in ties lol

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pmsl aye, could see that being valid !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil Tease was arrested for being herself

lol I just want the cops lol

so I can perve them

Anyway you were arrested for giving cock rings out to strange wee boys lol

Sorted that for you Tease

Max was arrested for being and illegal alien

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil Tease was arrested for being herself

lol I just want the cops lol

so I can perve them

Anyway you were arrested for giving cock rings out to strange wee boys lol

Sorted that for you Tease

Max was arrested for being and illegal alien

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haha you adding words lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lil tease was arrested for sitting on kitchen tables in a furniture shop to check their strength lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil tease was arrested for sitting on kitchen tables in a furniture shop to check their strength lol

Well max, you were taking to the cells for wrecking a school table !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil tease was arrested for sitting on kitchen tables in a furniture shop to check their strength lol

And Max got arrested for breaking them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lil Tease was arrested for stalking the cops who were arresting Nawty Max

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil Tease was arrested for stalking the cops who were arresting Nawty Max"

theres a strong possibility

Anyway you were arrested for indecent exposure, when ye wore a fig leaf in sauchiehall st !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fman was arrested for taking his clothes off in a public place x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fman was arrested for taking his clothes off in a public place x"

Cherub was arrested for having a gorgeous cleavage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw thanks I'm blushing lol xx

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Fman was arrested for taking his clothes off in a public place x"

Cherub was arrested for exposing her naked butt in a public park and holding a board that said 'Spank Me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs D has been taken down the nick for spanking cherubs ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh love it Bunch of hot women in a cell with me what would we get up to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty max for having weapons of mass distraction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ohhhh love it Bunch of hot women in a cell with me what would we get up to lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nawty max for having weapons of mass distraction. "

That would also go for cherub tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherub, Tease, Max and Mrs D were arrested for lewdness in a public place, the police have video evidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh I love a good video hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cherub, Tease, Max and Mrs D were arrested for lewdness in a public place, the police have video evidence

hopefully won't be on crime watch, me blowing a row of coppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like a man in uniform mmmmmm xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a man in uniform mmmmmm xx"

Flashing in Lidles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a man in uniform mmmmmm xx

Flashing in Lidles"

Arrested for writing his name in his own jizz up Edinburgh Castle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do like a man in uniform mmmmmm xx

Flashing in Lidles

Arrested for writing his name in his own jizz up Edinburgh Castle

Arrested for keep going on, and on and on and on.

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By *inston80Couple
over a year ago

cardiff

For allegedly having the best arse In Scotland

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By *iceandtightMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Going by their status update... for knocking off there friends!! Surely they could just delete folks rather than cull them!! Lol x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fman was arrested for taking his clothes off in a public place x

Cherub was arrested for exposing her naked butt in a public park and holding a board that said 'Spank Me'

I was arrested for taking the pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have enough pics of me you bad man xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have enough pics of me you bad man xx"

Cherub arrested for false accusations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ayrshirefunn arrested for making bad jokes while tying cherub up and making cherub cry xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ayrshirefunn arrested for making bad jokes while tying cherub up and making cherub cry xx

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for claiming to be Ayrshire finest chef and preparing under standard food lol

.... kidding of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you watch it I will be getting arrested for giving you a seeing to

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Oi you watch it I will be getting arrested for giving you a seeing to

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offft don't you threaten me with a good time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ayrshirefunn arrested for making bad jokes while tying cherub up and making cherub cry xx

for claiming to be Ayrshire finest chef and preparing under standard food lol

.... kidding of course

You get arrested for upsetting a fiesty cherub xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi you watch it I will be getting arrested for giving you a seeing to

offft don't you threaten me with a good time

Good time hunni Its amazing what I can do in a kitchen with a woman like you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Ayrshirefunn arrested for making bad jokes while tying cherub up and making cherub cry xx

for claiming to be Ayrshire finest chef and preparing under standard food lol

.... kidding of course

You get arrested for upsetting a fiesty cherub xx

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offfttt I'd even provide my own cuffs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fman was arrested for taking his clothes off in a public place x"

I would be arrested for doing that in a private place too??????

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Oi you watch it I will be getting arrested for giving you a seeing to

offft don't you threaten me with a good time

Good time hunni Its amazing what I can do in a kitchen with a woman like you

xx"
offffttt again I'm sure your kitchen aid would have me a spin no time at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi you watch it I will be getting arrested for giving you a seeing to

offft don't you threaten me with a good time

Good time hunni Its amazing what I can do in a kitchen with a woman like you

xxoffffttt again I'm sure your kitchen aid would have me a spin no time at all

Lol cheeky xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Oi you watch it I will be getting arrested for giving you a seeing to

offft don't you threaten me with a good time

Good time hunni Its amazing what I can do in a kitchen with a woman like you

xxoffffttt again I'm sure your kitchen aid would have me a spin no time at all

Lol cheeky xx"
Me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For having gorgeous eyes, and that's from a straight woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For having gorgeous eyes, and that's from a straight woman"

For resisting arrest from a female officer lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fman was arrested for taking his clothes off in a public place x

I would be arrested for doing that in a private place too??????"

For being a chancer x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"For having gorgeous eyes, and that's from a straight woman

For resisting arrest from a female officer lol xx"
Shhhhhhhhh no one knows what I do for a living

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ayrshirefunn arrested for making bad jokes while tying cherub up and making cherub cry xx

for claiming to be Ayrshire finest chef and preparing under standard food lol

.... kidding of course

You get arrested for upsetting a fiesty cherub xx

offfttt I'd even provide my own cuffs lol

Come see me I have a few different handcuffs il show you how they work xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For having gorgeous eyes, and that's from a straight woman

For resisting arrest from a female officer lol xxShhhhhhhhh no one knows what I do for a living

Haha naughty girl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For stealing the stars from the skies and putting them in her eyes

sorry!!! I couldn't resist it!!!

serious answer tho... Defo stole the last biscuit from the biscuit tin!!

that shits mot cool!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Found with a jim fixed it for me badge and a signed Rolf Harris wobble board.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Found with a jim fixed it for me badge and a signed Rolf Harris wobble board.

smoked my first cigar with uncle Jim and blew on uncle rolfs didgeridoo

don't know why they told me to close my eyes doing it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught dogging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caught dogging

Arrested for taking down Sweets particulars and spanking that naughty ass...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For baring his arse in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For smuggling illegal gnomes into the country in his truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For smuggling illegal gnomes into the country in his truck

For arson and perjury

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For smuggling illegal gnomes into the country in his truck

For arson and perjury "

I was framed... a big boy did it and ran away

For having my share of legs grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Foreandearth was arrested for stealing but the had no fingerprints as she had those sexy black gloves on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cherub was arrested for being impossibly cute (you can borrow the gloves anytime lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cherub was arrested for being impossibly cute (you can borrow the gloves anytime lol)

Awww thank you so sweet ,I'd prob put them on with a sexy little outfit and try to turn you bi lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Foreandearth was arrested for stealing but the had no fingerprints as she had those sexy black gloves on xx"

Cherub was arrested for indecent behaviour in the garden of Eden.. She kept groping other cherubs butts during choir practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foreandearth was arrested for stealing but the had no fingerprints as she had those sexy black gloves on xx

Cherub was arrested for indecent behaviour in the garden of Eden.. She kept groping other cherubs butts during choir practice

Max was arrested for blasphemy... she got off because it was in French and called on the 5th commandment, I mean ammendment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Foreandearth was arrested for stealing but the had no fingerprints as she had those sexy black gloves on xx

Cherub was arrested for indecent behaviour in the garden of Eden.. She kept groping other cherubs butts during choir practice

Naught max was arrested for flogging fake floggers at the market and enticing innocent cherubs to buy them ps max I can't wait to eventually meet with you should be fun lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Handcuffing themselves to the hunky officer

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Handcuffing themselves to the hunky officer

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for breaking a promise to bring me Krispy Kreme donuts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lude and libidinous behaviour involving doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**officers**

where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

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and you were arrested for paying to watch them do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

Why how dare you We would never do that we prefer to take our clothes of in private right lil tease??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

and you were arrested for paying to watch them do it

You were arrested for giving a new meaning to dirty trucks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

Why how dare you We would never do that we prefer to take our clothes of in private right lil tease??? Lol

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

Why how dare you We would never do that we prefer to take our clothes of in private right lil tease??? Lol

"
I reckon you'd get arrested for smothering me while I motorboated you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

Why how dare you We would never do that we prefer to take our clothes of in private right lil tease??? Lol

I reckon you'd get arrested for smothering me while I motorboated you

Dream on big boy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

Why how dare you We would never do that we prefer to take our clothes of in private right lil tease??? Lol

I reckon you'd get arrested for smothering me while I motorboated you

Dream on big boy lol

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Haha I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

Why how dare you We would never do that we prefer to take our clothes of in private right lil tease??? Lol

I reckon you'd get arrested for smothering me while I motorboated you

Dream on big boy lol

Haha I am lol

DLT arrested for stealing gnomes from Asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

Why how dare you We would never do that we prefer to take our clothes of in private right lil tease??? Lol

I reckon you'd get arrested for smothering me while I motorboated you

Dream on big boy lol

Haha I am lol

DLT arrested for stealing gnomes from Asda

Mrs Doyle arrested for keeping watch while he steals them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at lil tease acting all innocent she is the ring leader in the crimes lol

You led her astray........

And that's why you were both arrested for streaking down the high st

Why how dare you We would never do that we prefer to take our clothes of in private right lil tease??? Lol

I reckon you'd get arrested for smothering me while I motorboated you

Dream on big boy lol

Haha I am lol

DLT arrested for stealing gnomes from Asda

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I infiltrated their ranks and they have now accepted me as one of their own

arrested for mixing a secret potion in her cauldron to lure young men into her bed

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Martin was arrested for dangerous driving

He was motor-boating Cherub while trying to drive in his truck

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Everyone was arrested for public indecency - but it was a fun afternoon in the park

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Everyone was arrested for public indecency - but it was a fun afternoon in the park

Andyk was the first one arrested... he tried to bribe the police officer with a lemon drizzle cake

Andyk didn't realise his towel had fallen to the ground when he presented the cake to the officer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone was arrested for public indecency - but it was a fun afternoon in the park

Andyk was the first one arrested... he tried to bribe the police officer with a lemon drizzle cake

Andyk didn't realise his towel had fallen to the ground when he presented the cake to the officer

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***waits on lil tease appearing at the mention of police officers***

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over a year ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Everyone was arrested for public indecency - but it was a fun afternoon in the park

Andyk was the first one arrested... he tried to bribe the police officer with a lemon drizzle cake

Andyk didn't realise his towel had fallen to the ground when he presented the cake to the officer

***waits on lil tease appearing at the mention of police officers***

You know this is her fav thread EVER

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone was arrested for public indecency - but it was a fun afternoon in the park

Andyk was the first one arrested... he tried to bribe the police officer with a lemon drizzle cake

Andyk didn't realise his towel had fallen to the ground when he presented the cake to the officer

***waits on lil tease appearing at the mention of police officers***

You know this is her fav thread EVER

lol you all know me tooooo well

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Everyone was arrested for public indecency - but it was a fun afternoon in the park

Andyk was the first one arrested... he tried to bribe the police officer with a lemon drizzle cake

Andyk didn't realise his towel had fallen to the ground when he presented the cake to the officer

***waits on lil tease appearing at the mention of police officers***

You know this is her fav thread EVER

Lol true... Am surprised she's not begged to cuffed yet lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lil was arrested by fake cops and cuffed to a lamp post in a public park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone was arrested for public indecency - but it was a fun afternoon in the park

Andyk was the first one arrested... he tried to bribe the police officer with a lemon drizzle cake

Andyk didn't realise his towel had fallen to the ground when he presented the cake to the officer

***waits on lil tease appearing at the mention of police officers***

You know this is her fav thread EVER

Lol true... Am surprised she's not begged to cuffed yet lol"
if any real ones are offering

who am I to quibble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil was arrested by fake cops and cuffed to a lamp post in a public park

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haha and you young lady were one of those fake cops !!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Lil was arrested by fake cops and cuffed to a lamp post in a public park

haha and you young lady were one of those fake cops !!

Whoops!!! Put my strap-on where my baton is supposed to be lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Lil was arrested by fake cops and cuffed to a lamp post in a public park

haha and you young lady were one of those fake cops !!

Whoops!!! Put my strap-on where my baton is supposed to be lol

That's never stopped you before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was arrested for not being my furry bear at night xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"He was arrested for not being my furry bear at night xxx

She was arrested for allowing him to wear mankinis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was arrested for not being my furry bear at night xxx

She was arrested for allowing him to wear mankinis

Hahaha not now it's away to charity

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"He was arrested for not being my furry bear at night xxx

She was arrested for allowing him to wear mankinis

AndyK was arrested for continuously dropping things on the floor and asking Martin to pick them up... Thing is Martin was wear his mankini at the time

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"He was arrested for not being my furry bear at night xxx

She was arrested for allowing him to wear mankinis

AndyK was arrested for continuously dropping things on the floor and asking Martin to pick them up... Thing is Martin was wear his mankini at the time

*wearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was arrested for not being my furry bear at night xxx

She was arrested for allowing him to wear mankinis

AndyK was arrested for continuously dropping things on the floor and asking Martin to pick them up... Thing is Martin was wear his mankini at the time

"
max should be arrested for teasing me with that ass photo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

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was arrested for telling tales

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/07/16 14:19:27]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Destroying evidence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx"
taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For guys in the east having to steal a chopper to fly West just to be 10 mins away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

"
was arrested for taking down cherubs particulars in a public place

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Got his wife arrested for shoplifting in Asda - until they realised he was real and not part of the gnome display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was arrested for pretending to be a monk xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got his wife arrested for shoplifting in Asda - until they realised he was real and not part of the gnome display

"
pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

"
I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

"
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

"
you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

"
lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

Moi ?? I'm an angel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

Moi ?? I'm an angel

"
please allow me to corrupt your innocent mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

"
it's your fault I'm like this now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

it's your fault I'm like this now

haha now now, we all know that's not true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

Moi ?? I'm an angel

please allow me to corrupt your innocent mind

I'm to precious to be corrupted xx

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

Moi ?? I'm an angel

please allow me to corrupt your innocent mind

I'm to precious to be corrupted xx

To late to corrupt you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

Moi ?? I'm an angel

please allow me to corrupt your innocent mind

I'm to precious to be corrupted xx

"
wanna bet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dlt was nicked for pinching Max's panties off the washing line

was arrested for telling tales

Was arrested for wearing that shirt lol

only joking xx taken to police station to have her particulars taken down

for flirting with lil

I know you want me lil xx

I reckon you , max and me could convert fire lol

Ohh I love a challenge lol

haha

you 3 should all be arrested for trying to convert me

lol you were a perv way before I knew ye

it's your fault I'm like this now

haha now now, we all know that's not true

"
it is,honest

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

He got arrested for being too innocent. Thrown in a cell with tease and turned out the way he is now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He got arrested for being too innocent. Thrown in a cell with tease and turned out the way he is now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxx"
told you I was innocent until she met me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxxtold you I was innocent until she met me

See cherub - me and DLT are innocent in all this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shocked at all this - I'm as quiet and innocent as a wee mouse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxxtold you I was innocent until she met me

"
my fkn ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxxtold you I was innocent until she met me

See cherub - me and DLT are innocent in all this

"
and you furballs

Youve been arrested for asking too many ladies on to your lap

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Lil tease dlt furry innocent i must have been going round with my eyes and ears shut the last few years

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

20mph on the M77 with hazards on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lil tease dlt furry innocent i must have been going round with my eyes and ears shut the last few years

and you Steph, your no better, mooning out dlts truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"20mph on the M77 with hazards on

"
pulling a caravan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxxtold you I was innocent until she met me

my fkn ass lol"
careful I'd nearly take that as an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For smuggling illegal gnomes into the country in his truck

For arson and perjury "

I was rimming ana and she ASSaulted me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For having sexy ankles,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For using a toaster to warm her toes.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

For removing the ball gag

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

For being hairy in a built up area ( fire risk )

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

For driving in a bus lane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxxtold you I was innocent until she met me

my fkn ass lolcareful I'd nearly take that as an invite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxxtold you I was innocent until she met me

my fkn ass lolcareful I'd nearly take that as an invite

Arrested for talking pish ..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For having a better cleveage then me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"lil tease you at that again shocking behaviour lol xx

Yes that's right you say nothing lol xxxtold you I was innocent until she met me

my fkn ass lolcareful I'd nearly take that as an invite

Arrested for talking pish ..x

"
taking to the cells for buying american tan tights !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For having a better cleveage then me"
arrested for taking down furrys particulars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just take advantage of the fact lil Tease was in handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would just take advantage of the fact lil Tease was in handcuffs

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

For stealing handcuffs and truncheons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For stealing handcuffs and truncheons

"
for stealing the truncheon and using it in an inappropriate manner, on dlt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrested for streaking in Sauchiehall Street

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrested for streaking in Sauchiehall Street

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told you to keep that quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrested for streaking in Sauchiehall Street

told you to keep that quiet

"
Arrested for having lustful thoughts about lil tease

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Having sex in the local park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex in the local park"

Taking photos of people having sex in the local park

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Having sex in the local park

Taking photos of people having sex in the local park

Mrs D was arrested for using men as sex slaves on Craggy island

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex in the local park

Taking photos of people having sex in the local park

Mrs D was arrested for using men as sex slaves on Craggy island

Nawty max arrested for blocking people lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having sex in the local park

Taking photos of people having sex in the local park

Mrs D was arrested for using men as sex slaves on Craggy island

Can I have bail please? I need to get back to my island quickly? ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrested for stealing the last post

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Arrested ^_^