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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Make something up (a lie) about the person above. Only for a laugh and no offence given...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make something up (a lie) about the person above. Only for a laugh and no offence given... "
has just got the contract to model calvon kleins new male underwear collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the NBA's all time leading point scorer.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is the NBA's all time leading point scorer."

Likes rubbing kiwis all over himself... he says it's quite turn on

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By *igD262Man
over a year ago

glasgow

She school teacher

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"She school teacher "

Aye I am where's the verb in that sentence lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she once came to mine for a night of passion. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had me dress in my nawty PVC outfit last night and made me play naked twister

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"He had me dress in my nawty PVC outfit last night and made me play naked twister "

She's a crazy stalker! Caught her sniffing my pants on the washing line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had me dress in my nawty PVC outfit last night and made me play naked twister

She's a crazy stalker! Caught her sniffing my pants on the washing line "
sowwwwwwwyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had me dress in my nawty PVC outfit last night and made me play naked twister

She's a crazy stalker! Caught her sniffing my pants on the washing line sowwwwwwwyyy "

She thinks dead people are alive .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had me dress in my nawty PVC outfit last night and made me play naked twister

She's a crazy stalker! Caught her sniffing my pants on the washing line sowwwwwwwyyy

She thinks dead people are alive . "
pmsfl you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, love you hun x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He had me dress in my nawty PVC outfit last night and made me play naked twister

She's a crazy stalker! Caught her sniffing my pants on the washing line "
this ones been peering through my room windows in his superman cossy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a policewoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is actually a policewoman "

Is actually a tramp, who stole my tie.

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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Loves to have orgies with hermaphrodite dwarfs.

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire


"Is actually a policewoman

Is actually a tramp, who stole my tie. "

Has a love child with mr Blobby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is actually a policewoman

Is actually a tramp, who stole my tie.

Has a love child with mr Blobby!"
apparently has friends in high places namely Humpty Dumpty and jack n Jill

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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire


"Is actually a policewoman

Is actually a tramp, who stole my tie.

Has a love child with mr Blobby! apparently has friends in high places namely Humpty Dumpty and jack n Jill "

Hahaha, floba loba loba

Is really any alien who'll take over your body whilst giving head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is actually a policewoman

Is actually a tramp, who stole my tie.

Has a love child with mr Blobby! apparently has friends in high places namely Humpty Dumpty and jack n Jill

Hahaha, floba loba loba

Is really any alien who'll take over your body whilst giving head "
its been said before yes...next lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

She streaks down coatbridge high street every third Friday of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is actually a policewoman

Is actually a tramp, who stole my tie.

Has a love child with mr Blobby! apparently has friends in high places namely Humpty Dumpty and jack n Jill

Hahaha, floba loba loba

Is really any alien who'll take over your body whilst giving head its been said before yes...next lol"

Was last seen dogging in Strathy Park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He's not married "

Is apparently very well educated

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Wears brut and uses Hi Karate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wears brut and uses Hi Karate "

Steal his dada Brut and Hi Karate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is a school teacher on sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is a school teacher on sex "

Is about to enter the convent

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Is really Father Randolf from St Patrick's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Works as a stripper gram at weekends

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By *razy dancerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Loves talking dirty whilst getting fingered

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Does sterling work as a care in the community nurse for gnomes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Does sterling work as a care in the community nurse for gnomes "

Was for sexontap2

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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Used to be a wax test model, for beauticians to practice on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Model for speedos

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Works for the IMF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^ is a stunt double for liam neeson

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Wasonce caught in a cinema with 14 "soiled" cucumbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once grew an afro type pub hairdo for a part in Debbie does dallas

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Once grew an afro type pub hairdo for a part in Debbie does dallas "

It was the sequel actually!

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once grew an afro type pub hairdo for a part in Debbie does dallas

It was the sequel actually!

LOL"
my mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paints gnomes or a living

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Paints gnomes or a living "

She got arrested last week for shoplifting 50 cucumbers from Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a storage unit just for their toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a storage unit just for their toys "

Once went to a&e after pleasuring herself with a Calippo on a hot day went drastically wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to sell me her panties earlier

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Buys used boxers from coppers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buys used boxers from coppers "
**coppers** where where

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buys used boxers from coppers "
had a wee bit of self love earlier in front of a sheep .

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Buys used boxers from coppers **coppers** where where "

And steals underwear from washing lines too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buys used boxers from coppers **coppers** where where

And steals underwear from washing lines too "
has went off cake

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hates sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates sex "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates sex "
wants his sacs waxed by dlt

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Has 3 tattoos all saying furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/07/16 20:52:15]

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Is 6 feet tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry "
has a huge double ender for him and dlt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry "
how did you know about the tatts ??!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt "

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/07/16 20:54:01]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry "
mon then

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry mon then "

She's too chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry mon then "
says furry hurts his wee bum hole and needs to relax more before the next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry mon then

She's too chicken "
is scared I break him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry mon then

She's too chicken is scared I break him "
I'm not lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry mon then

She's too chicken is scared I break him I'm not lol "

Wouldn't break me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry mon then

She's too chicken is scared I break him I'm not lol "
likes to dress in my undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry mon then

She's too chicken is scared I break him I'm not lol

Wouldn't break me "
is meant to be a lie furry

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Has 3 tattoos all saying furry has a huge double ender for him and dlt

Is desperate for a 3some with dlt and furry mon then

She's too chicken is scared I break him I'm not lol

Wouldn't break me is meant to be a lie furry "

I've heard about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears a chest wig

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Is my grandad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is my grandad "
is worlds best tiddlywinks champ

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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Always opens the door for the ladies, so he can see their sexy posterior (although that might be true, lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has no interest in tiddling or winking

Did I spell those right

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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Too slow in typing, the last post was for Gentleman.

Lil. Is actually 6'3" it's just the angle of the camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too slow in typing, the last post was for Gentleman.

Lil. Is actually 6'3" it's just the angle of the camera."
haha ollies real name is Ivor biggun

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Has a 9 inch cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a strange fetish for ice cream vans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/07/16 21:32:25]

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Has also developed a taste for cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops that was for lil tease but works for furry too ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 17/07/16 21:32:25]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has elevated levels of bum grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops that was for lil tease but works for furry too ??"
secretly wants to kiss me lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oops that was for lil tease but works for furry too ??"

What are you trying to insinuate?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Oops that was for lil tease but works for furry too ?? secretly wants to kiss me lol"

Hates to kiss me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops that was for lil tease but works for furry too ?? secretly wants to kiss me lol"

Even with bum grapes pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops that was for lil tease but works for furry too ??

What are you trying to insinuate? "

Only that your a full of sweetness lol

Really wears a chest wig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"has elevated levels of bum grapes"
has a variety of lovely pics

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Has proposed twice to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has proposed twice to me "

But is already engaged to DLT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has proposed twice to me "
aye proposed you stop sending me cock pics !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has proposed twice to me

But is already engaged to DLT "
self loves and thinks of me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes "

Erm I think it's piles and think the comment was meant for someone else but feck knows it's awwww mental noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes

Erm I think it's piles and think the comment was meant for someone else but feck knows it's awwww mental noo "

Dlt is mine but if the bugger keeps rubbing his feet in bed you can bloody well have him furry,

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes

Erm I think it's piles and think the comment was meant for someone else but feck knows it's awwww mental noo "

Has been in love with lil tease for a week

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes

Erm I think it's piles and think the comment was meant for someone else but feck knows it's awwww mental noo

Dlt is mine but if the bugger keeps rubbing his feet in bed you can bloody well have him furry, "

Ewwwwwwww no thanks. I'll just take his place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes

Erm I think it's piles and think the comment was meant for someone else but feck knows it's awwww mental noo "
lol oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes

Erm I think it's piles and think the comment was meant for someone else but feck knows it's awwww mental noo

Dlt is mine but if the bugger keeps rubbing his feet in bed you can bloody well have him furry,

Ewwwwwwww no thanks. I'll just take his place "

Not if your in love with someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes

Erm I think it's piles and think the comment was meant for someone else but feck knows it's awwww mental noo

Dlt is mine but if the bugger keeps rubbing his feet in bed you can bloody well have him furry,

Ewwwwwwww no thanks. I'll just take his place

Not if your in love with someone else"
wants a threesome with dlt and furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hides a massive cheesy cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol can I just jump in here, and ask wtf is bum grapes

Erm I think it's piles and think the comment was meant for someone else but feck knows it's awwww mental noo

Dlt is mine but if the bugger keeps rubbing his feet in bed you can bloody well have him furry,

Ewwwwwwww no thanks. I'll just take his place

Not if your in love with someone else wants a threesome with dlt and furry "
that's her ultimate fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really 6'8"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is really 6'8" "

Voluntary advertises Suits for Slaters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk tray man

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Is really 6'8"

Voluntary advertises Suits for Slaters.

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definitely a suit

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Has a phobia of wine gums

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Wax's his back twice a week

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Is Bo Jo in disguise

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over a year ago


"Wax's his back twice a week "

Has a fetish for Fannies

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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Really has a blue shirt phobia

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.


"Really has a blue shirt phobia"
is a mermaid.

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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire


"Really has a blue shirt phobia is a mermaid. "

Are a mermaid catching couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to dance naked in his neighbours garden

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Practice's naked Tai chi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regularly dangles silver tassels from their nipples

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

He shagged Jimmy krankie in a nurses costume....

I dont know what the krankie was wearing

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Fuck. Did you say make something up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck. Did you say make something up?

"

Played footsie with me in tescos cafe few hours ago

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hates furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates furry "
loves furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates furry loves furry "
wants to meet me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hates furry loves furry wants to meet me "
wants to meet furry

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By *uzzyDuck75 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire


"Hates furry loves furry wants to meet me "

Speaks the truth

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over a year ago


"Hates furry loves furry wants to meet me

Speaks the truth "

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over a year ago


"Hates furry loves furry wants to meet me

Speaks the truth "
likes to dance naked in the rain

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over a year ago


"Hates furry loves furry wants to meet me

Speaks the truth likes to dance naked in the rain "
wants to join me doing it

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over a year ago


"Hates furry loves furry wants to meet me

Speaks the truth likes to dance naked in the rain wants to join me doing it"
again ??

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over a year ago


"Hates furry loves furry wants to meet me

Speaks the truth likes to dance naked in the rain wants to join me doing it"
loves the new frock I bought him, the cookie monster one

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lil used to be a cop in a previous life hence her cop fetish now lol she more after their batons to be honest

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over a year ago


"Lil used to be a cop in a previous life hence her cop fetish now lol she more after their batons to be honest "
**cops, where**

Max says I'm the best lover she's ever had

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Is jealous max loves me more

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over a year ago


"Is jealous max loves me more "
has a testicle between his shoulder blades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is jealous max loves me more has a testicle between his shoulder blades "

Models "PrettyPolly" Tights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is jealous max loves me more has a testicle between his shoulder blades

Models "PrettyPolly" Tights

"
lol stopppp it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is jealous max loves me more has a testicle between his shoulder blades

Models "PrettyPolly" Tights

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has a fetish for ice cream vans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got off with a speeding fine because the chief of Strathclyde Police was a fuck buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once got off with a speeding fine because the chief of Strathclyde Police was a fuck buddy "
could you lot stop mentioning police please n thankyou . Lol I get too excited

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once got off with a speeding fine because the chief of Strathclyde Police was a fuck buddy "
has a paramedic blow up doll in his truck

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over a year ago


"Once got off with a speeding fine because the chief of Strathclyde Police was a fuck buddy has a paramedic blow up doll in his truck "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has 12 toes on each foot

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over a year ago

Has a thing for hermaphrodites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has an unhealthy addiction to bananas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves midget porn

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Once suggested a silly boat name, that was later used.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Once suggested a silly boat name, that was later used."

Mandy has decided to give up her job search to play Pokemon Go full time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once suggested a silly boat name, that was later used."

that ain't no lie! Lol

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over a year ago


"Once suggested a silly boat name, that was later used."

that ain't no lie! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Once suggested a silly boat name, that was later used.

that ain't no lie! Lol "

Pays &3 a month to adopt a Penguin

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

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"Once suggested a silly boat name, that was later used.

that ain't no lie! Lol

Pays &3 a month to adopt a Penguin

"

Gets paid£3 a month not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a liking for grass skirts and doing a wee shimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a liking for grass skirts and doing a wee shimmy "

She once starred in the "Carry On Films" when she was 25

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has a liking for grass skirts and doing a wee shimmy

She once starred in the "Carry On Films" when she was 25

"
does a strange thing with pickled gherkins

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Once turned down 4 cops in a bar

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over a year ago


"Once turned down 4 cops in a bar "
that's a def fkn lie lol I'd never do such a stoooopid thing like that EVER

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over a year ago


"Once turned down 4 cops in a bar "
once had sex with a goat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Prefers men in lorries to men in uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes women wi hairy chests

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hugs any man she sees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wants dlts ass

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Doesn't deserve a good spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has balls the size of coconuts

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Has the biggest 3 nipples in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Says he wishes more guys would mail him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is really a lady boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks Susan Boyle is lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sings along to renee and renata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has every colour of mankini in his wardrobe

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Has seen DLT in his mankini and wasn't sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often holds mankini parties, with co host dlt

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Often holds mankini parties, with co host dlt "

Lil is innocent

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over a year ago


"Often holds mankini parties, with co host dlt

Lil is innocent "

Max in never naughty complete

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