FabSwingers.com forum: Masturbation whilst driving

By *reehugger16 OP Man
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Does anyone do this? M or f?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Seriously !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done quite a few times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fucking hell. No.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Utter stupidity in my book . Attention should be on the road ,not on getting off .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone do this? M or f?"
if I see any one do this I will phone the police straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS

Mental!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Really?? Gobsmacked at the stupidity levels on here sometimes.

Where's the facepalm icon when you need one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Really?? Gobsmacked at the stupidity levels on here sometimes.

Where's the facepalm icon when you need one?

best you can manage is

"Shakes head in dismay"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inside window wipers required for that palava

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about blowjob while driving???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about blowjob while driving??? "

That even bloody worse,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about blowjob while driving??? "
and having someone's gums around your plums is any less dangerous????

Really that kind of stupidity beggars belief.

If you'd seen some of the accidents I've seen where folk were concentrating you'd change your opinion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So advice would pullover before oral??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what lay-bys are for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive done it..

Ive had a Woman doggystyle while driving down the M1 in a BMW Convertible.

She used her right hand for the accelaration and her left hand covered the Clutch/Brake ..She was very multi tasking..

My left hand covered the gears ....Whenever we both where about to "Cum" i fecked her into reverse..

The Car i mean ..

true story ...honest ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else imagining police finding a car wrapped around a pole with a dead man inside. Cock in hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone else imagining police finding a car wrapped around a pole with a dead man inside. Cock in hand

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or a woman with a man's cock in her mouth,while he is 200 yards down the fucking motorway

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

Nope, to dangerous.

Would only do if I STOPPED the car somewhere quiet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.

If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.

So many people die from careless drivers every year.

Idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

another male wank fantasy

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By *ostEligibleBachelorMan
over a year ago

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"Is anyone else imagining police finding a car wrapped around a pole with a dead man inside. Cock in hand

or a woman with a man's cock in her mouth,while he is 200 yards down the fucking motorway"

Have literally seen this. A road accident which resulted in the death of both driver and passenger - with the drivers trousers down at his ankles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.

If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.

So many people die from careless drivers every year.

Idiots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is anyone else imagining police finding a car wrapped around a pole with a dead man inside. Cock in hand

or a woman with a man's cock in her mouth,while he is 200 yards down the fucking motorway

Have literally seen this. A road accident which resulted in the death of both driver and passenger - with the drivers trousers down at his ankles!! "

Thug life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone do this? M or f?"

Well....I think your profile name could be very apt....you could wrap your car round a tree whilst wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone do this? M or f?

Well....I think your profile name could be very apt....you could wrap your car round a tree whilst wanking

Savage

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Been behind a car when this was happening

Fairly late on. Road was quiet but in a residential area.

Came up behind a car going quite slowly and weaving a bit

Couldn't pass so had to wait

Thought the driver was old or maybe had a drink

Then head pops up and now someone in passenger seat

Car straightened then off he went. I was shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bloke passed me today in a white van having a wank.... I phoned police and he was pulled over further up motorway. I blew horn and made wankers sign as I passed.. idiot!

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Is it viewed the same as using a mobile when driving, by the police?

Do you use both hands, cupping and stroking?

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By *ouwilllikeitwhenilickitMan
over a year ago

paisley

id hope for a head on crash..dick bitten off and the idiot doing it smashed around head with the airbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.

If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.

So many people die from careless drivers every year.

Idiots

agreed, absolutely shocking,

if caught your license should be taken away forever

same with

females putting lipstick on

people drinking a cuppa whilst driving,

people changing CD

people typing in location on sat nav

people eating

people lighting up a cigarette

people reading a newspaper (yep seen it)

females checking make up in mirror

brushing hair

driver talking & looking at passenger rather than road

come to think about it wanking is probably safer than most of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's great as long as the driver isn't involved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's great as long as the driver isn't involved

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what's the point in that then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's great as long as the driver isn't involved

what's the point in that then?

Living to masturbate again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone do this? M or f?"

You'll end up on the sex offender register with this behaviour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.

If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.

So many people die from careless drivers every year.

Idiots

agreed, absolutely shocking,

if caught your license should be taken away forever

same with

females putting lipstick on

people drinking a cuppa whilst driving,

people changing CD

people typing in location on sat nav

people eating

people lighting up a cigarette

people reading a newspaper (yep seen it)

females checking make up in mirror

brushing hair

driver talking & looking at passenger rather than road

come to think about it wanking is probably safer than most of the above"

Mein fuhrer mein fuhrer ... Send zem too ze chamber....

The professional drivers will love you ... Mind you can't see them brushing their hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's great as long as the driver isn't involved

what's the point in that then?

Living to masturbate again

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good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope that wasn't a serious question. I think you need help. How is that even fucking possible?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"The wonders of fab never fail to amaze me.

If your that desperate for a wank/shag pullover there's loads of lay bys and quiet roads you can use without endangering the life's if others.

So many people die from careless drivers every year.

Idiots

agreed, absolutely shocking,

if caught your license should be taken away forever

same with

females putting lipstick on

people drinking a cuppa whilst driving,

people changing CD

people typing in location on sat nav

people eating

people lighting up a cigarette

people reading a newspaper (yep seen it)

females checking make up in mirror

brushing hair

driver talking & looking at passenger rather than road

come to think about it wanking is probably safer than most of the above"

I don't wank in my car. Well not whilst it's moving.

I can however light, smoke and extinguish a cigarette without taking my eyes off the road, drink my coffee/juice and indeed put on my lippy or brush my hair. I don't require a mirror for those things so no, I don't consider them worse than wanking whilst driving.

Any action which puts yourself or others in danger seems stupid to me but we all have different views on what exactly is stupid it seems.

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By *udebhoyMan
over a year ago

east kilbride

im a mortician and cant believe its been suggested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt realise that wanking whilst driving was part of your practical test ..

Ive failed it 15 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt realise that wanking whilst driving was part of your practical test ..

Ive failed it 15 times

Do you have W plates up???

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"im a mortician and cant believe its been suggested"

I'm mortified too!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I didnt realise that wanking whilst driving was part of your practical test ..

Ive failed it 15 times

Do you have W plates up???

God i thought the P plates were something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I didnt realise that wanking whilst driving was part of your practical test ..

Ive failed it 15 times

Do you have W plates up???

God i thought the P plates were something else

Lol I did consider saying they went from a P to a W

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Does anyone do this? M or f?"

You sir...literally are a wanker for asking a stupid question....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone do this? M or f?

You sir...literally are a wanker for asking a stupid question...."

lolololololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some people have no sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a video on Facebook of a guy in a white van on the motorway caught chugging himself. It's bloody hilarious

For me it's a bad idea, I struggle to keep both hands on the wheel when belting songs come on the radio...never mind getting caught out near the cum stages when an absolute tune pops on!!!

And vogue!!

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By *cotsguy87Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Get yourself a hands free set....or better still pull over when safe to do so with hazard warning lights on. Safety first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh gawds sake -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrong in so many ways probs on the phone at same time to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen a clip of a drone catching a guy wanking in his crane. Don't get me wrong must be a boring as fk job being all the way up there but it was funny as fk when he clocked the drone.

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