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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'd like a lottery win and to be slim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are two correct answers to this but nobody knows the answers

We are women

We don't know what we want

And we want it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are two correct answers to this but nobody knows the answers

We are women

We don't know what we want

And we want it now

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are two correct answers to this but nobody knows the answers

We are women

We don't know what we want

And we want it now

Brilliant!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this.

Well if a man knew that answer, we would be gods, never have to chase a lady again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this.

Well if a man knew that answer, we would be gods, never have to chase a lady again.

And kinda boring dontcha think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this.

Well if a man knew that answer, we would be gods, never have to chase a lady again.

And kinda boring dontcha think

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aye it would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Saw that file with Mel Gibson when he can tell what woman are thinking... made me laugh again and thought I'd post this.

Well if a man knew that answer, we would be gods, never have to chase a lady again.

And kinda boring dontcha think

aye it would be

LOL Men and Women are moths to each others flame...

Pretty light...

Ouch burny burny...

Pretty light...

Ouch burny burny...

repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God knows! But when they decide they're not slow in letting you know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant beat the thrill of the chase.

Even though at my age, I cant keep up, and aways end up loosing. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

Hahaha, I must be chasing the wrong ladies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

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that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

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I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

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and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

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there's a slight problem there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont ....shower mostly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont ....shower mostly

You're missing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

"
correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine

"
fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Netflix and chill partner please, no drama, lots of cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mansion with lots of fit naked butlers to wait on me hand and foot

Or a mansion full of uniformed cops would have the same effect

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By *ickstributerMan
over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/

Honestly: do they really care, as long as its dipped in chocolate..

? Cake? Alcohol? And a guy with gills where his ears should be? More cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would imagine they want to have fun with like minded guys and gals without the bs that goes along with being on a site like this one i.e. repeated disrespectful messages, fake profiles, liars etc. basically the same thing most guys on here are looking for.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes

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I'm on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes

lol sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine

fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?

Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine

fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?

Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy

"
well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

World peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"World peace

lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine

fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?

Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy

well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least

Next you'll be telling me if I don't know what that means YOU'RE not gonna tell me...flounce flounce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine

fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?

Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy

well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least

Next you'll be telling me if I don't know what that means YOU'RE not gonna tell me...flounce flounce

"
no I'm not,do your own guess work,or am I gonna have to scar you for life by sending the photos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine

fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?

Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy

well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least

Next you'll be telling me if I don't know what that means YOU'RE not gonna tell me...flounce flounce

no I'm not,do your own guess work,or am I gonna have to scar you for life by sending the photos?

Damn you and your cunning shemale tactics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes

I'm on my way

potatoes, garden peas, eggs and cigs please, fankoo muckly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes

I'm on my way

potatoes, garden peas, eggs and cigs please, fankoo muckly x

TAXI X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want someone to go to the shop for me, cba getting dressed.... mince and tatties dinner for whoever goes

I'm on my way

potatoes, garden peas, eggs and cigs please, fankoo muckly x

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nae probs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

that's a f*****g ploy to get the man to do the "here let me help you,are you alright my dear?" Thing then calls him sexist

Yer point

I don't have one,I'm a man,didn't think I needed one

Oi stop stealing woman logic

and to think you didn't believe I was in touch with my feminine side

I'll believe that when you stop posting pics in the shower and post one in the bath with wine and candles

there's a slight problem there

Are you one of these folk who don't have a bath???

correct,I could always come round and use yours just for effect

Pffft ye better bring yer own caunles n wine

fuck am I gonna have to bring my own water and bubbles as well?

Now you're being dramatic... are you sure you're a guy

well I think im doing a good impression of being a woman at least

Next you'll be telling me if I don't know what that means YOU'RE not gonna tell me...flounce flounce

no I'm not,do your own guess work,or am I gonna have to scar you for life by sending the photos?

Damn you and your cunning shemale tactics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"
I have a few cunning stunts I can play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

Since when??????

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

Awwww Son

HUGS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Knight in shining armour ..

However ..i think M&S Vouchers or a pair a new shoes does the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

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listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

Since when??????

It's in the OLD movies, before your time young un

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

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I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

Louboutin's you fashion heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We run but not fast and we always do that daft fall and hurt my ankle thing you see in old movies

Since when??????

It's in the OLD movies, before your time young un

Young lady you might need reading glasses fir reading profiles

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

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come on to fuck,that's way below me

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

"
mon then fanny baws

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

Louboutin's you fashion heathen

I'm a bloke - all I know is temp wants them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

Louboutin's you fashion heathen

I'm a bloke - all I know is temp wants them

"
aye in yer feckin dreams

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws"

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

Louboutin's you fashion heathen

I'm a bloke - all I know is temp wants them

aye in yer feckin dreams

She does - Bunkie keeps trying to pursuade her to buy golf clubs instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now now, you both know where the rohipnol is kept

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

And older

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

"
aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

I wrote your number down like you told me to

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"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

I wrote your number down like you told me to

"
good lad

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

"
Ffs shoosh you

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

Ffs shoosh you

Or do you fancy a shag

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

Ffs shoosh you

Or do you fancy a shag

"
seeing as you asked.....Mon then,see ya in bed

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over a year ago

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"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

Ffs shoosh you

Or do you fancy a shag

Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

Ffs shoosh you

Or do you fancy a shag

Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?

Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

Ffs shoosh you

Or do you fancy a shag

Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?

Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys "
and the problem with that is?its sexy as fuck

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

Ffs shoosh you

Or do you fancy a shag

Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?

Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys and the problem with that is?its sexy as fuck

In your wee world Hun!

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

Ffs shoosh you

Or do you fancy a shag

Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?

Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys and the problem with that is?its sexy as fuck

In your wee world Hun!

"
yup

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over a year ago

"Some want furry hugs, some want furry kisses.

Most don't want either

listen I've told you already,there's fuck all more pity full than trying the "can I have a sympathy shag?"line

Shhhhhhhh.....it was working and it's cheaper than loubatins

I never thought you'd stoop so low #dissapointed

He's nearly at your level

come on to fuck,that's way below me

Do you REALLY want to go there Gnorman?

mon then fanny baws

Really?? You know I'm bigger and taller than you

aye but at least I don't go sneaking into women's toilets and write messages on the back of the doors for the ladies e.g "here doll,do you fancy a tussle wi ma cheesy muscle"

No that's his idea of him being romantic towards me,

Ffs shoosh you

Or do you fancy a shag

Is that while he walk towards you whirling it around ?

Yeah singing the willie dance or last chicken in sainsburys and the problem with that is?its sexy as fuck

In your wee world Hun!

yup

It's heartening to see real romance isn't dead

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