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By *976scott OP   Man
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Shamelessly stolen from another forum;

1. Put as many cock shots as you can on your pofile. 15 shots of your Johnson in various positions will get them going.

2. When sending a fake picture make sure it is not Johnny Depp.

3. Use a sky remote or lynx can to show the size of your member. The Lynx effect really works.

4. If you do not get a reply from your first message. Send her another 6 to be sure. She will appreciate the chain mail.

5. Always have a fake girlfriend available for couples.

6. Women love magicians so when you finally get that meet. Dissapear without a trace.

This should help you guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

these should be the fab commandments haha

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Surely there must be a photo shopping guideline too for all the single guys and exaggerated cock sizes?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

7. If by the end of your first day you havent managed to arrange a meet or 6 ..spit the dummy out throw the toys out the pram come on the forums and tell us all how sh#t the site is and how much more fun youd be having if you joined the fishy site instead .. you'll have then throwing themselves at you within minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8. Horny wanna fuck? Is the best message to send if you want a reply

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

9. If you get a reply to a message that says ty but no ty.... Immediately reply to it... You have two options:

A) asking why?? Cos let's face it you're awesome

Or B) writing a series of abusive colourful words

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

10. Tell the women exactly what you'd do to them, just like you see in films because they love it

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

11. Remember to leave your socks on

12. Always wipe your tackle on the curtains

13. Never call the lady by her name use babe or hunny ( bitch if necessary )

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

14. Never divulge much, keep the message vague about you yet detail what you're going to do.

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By *lasgow girlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Or my personal favourite ....

15. When she declines your friend invite you can then tell her how her friends and family should be ashamed to know her for being on a site like this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

16.always take a pic of your flaccid member while standing at a toilet.....for added effect make sure you have just urinated in said toilet and not flushed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or my personal favourite ....

15. When she declines your friend invite you can then tell her how her friends and family should be ashamed to know her for being on a site like this!

"
16 not that i cant accomm,i dont accomm as i dont let strangers in my home

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"16.always take a pic of your flaccid member while standing at a toilet.....for added effect make sure you have just urinated in said toilet and not flushed "

Always help if there's a few pubes in view on the rim maybe a skid or two in the bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16.always take a pic of your flaccid member while standing at a toilet.....for added effect make sure you have just urinated in said toilet and not flushed

Always help if there's a few pubes in view on the rim maybe a skid or two in the bowl "
clatty shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"16.always take a pic of your flaccid member while standing at a toilet.....for added effect make sure you have just urinated in said toilet and not flushed

Always help if there's a few pubes in view on the rim maybe a skid or two in the bowl clatty shite "

Make sure you have an alluring profile name like Clatty Shite

Hugecock69

Pussydestroyer

Dirtymingeeater are all good too...

(apologies to anyone who has those names )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a laugh, read my page and veris, had more messages and meets since i changed it than i ever had lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a laugh, read my page and veris, had more messages and meets since i changed it than i ever had lol "
lmfao,I bet you've had loads after that

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland


"Have a laugh, read my page and veris, had more messages and meets since i changed it than i ever had lol "

Love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7. If by the end of your first day you havent managed to arrange a meet or 6 ..spit the dummy out throw the toys out the pram come on the forums and tell us all how sh#t the site is and how much more fun youd be having if you joined the fishy site instead .. you'll have then throwing themselves at you within minutes "

Great Advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your looking for a Couple ..Make sure you direct all your messages to the Female ..Lets face it ..Its a 3some your looking for ..The Guy has feck all to do with you.

It will make him feel totally exempt and your now in control.

If that doesnt work ..Delete your profile and start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18. Have 100 different angles of your cock on public pics, this is a sure fire way of letting her know you do have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

19. Be ready to grab yer coat, when your opening message is, "meet for a drink then fuck back at mine" "babes"

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By *lasgow girlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 10/07/16 19:16:32]

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By *lasgow girlWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"19. Be ready to grab yer coat, when your opening message is, "meet for a drink then fuck back at mine" "babes" "


" hehe "

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

20. Copy-paste your messages to all the local women that come up in the search.

21. Always send a wink, and another, and then maybe message as per rules above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In all seriousness...just be patient!

I'm one of the many who won't meet newbies. Take your time. Be nice. Get to a social. Get verified.

Much love,

Goldy xx

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London


"In all seriousness...just be patient!

I'm one of the many who won't meet newbies. Take your time. Be nice. Get to a social. Get verified.

Much love,

Goldy xx"

Yes but even the nice guys can struggle...i personally get more meets off tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure if you are going too use your wild card ..that your Verified...If your showing your other Female profile in your verification itinerary make sure its not hidden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind "

hmmmm, that might work, well for the hot guys

lolllll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind

hmmmm, that might work, well for the hot guys

lolllll "
yea, your fucked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind

hmmmm, that might work, well for the hot guys

lolllll yea, your fucked!"

pmsl oh

yer dammed tooting I was fucked lol

XxX peter

I know yer smiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tip 100: when the warning message comes up that the your out with that persons age range-just message them anyway, cos you know you can change their mind

hmmmm, that might work, well for the hot guys

lolllll yea, your fucked!

pmsl oh

yer dammed tooting I was fucked lol

XxX peter

I know yer smiling"
think you may have me mixed up wi someone that gives a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not going to lie i have been more lucky on the "fishy" website. Its just to hard on here due to arsehole fake/single stalker males

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