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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The colour of your underwear + the last thing you ate = your stripper name.

Mine is black cookie

What's yours?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Flesh pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Kiev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando Twirl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando coco pops

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Black Steak....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say no to one off commando twirl and black cookie. Sounds like a GREAT lapdance lol.

Unfortunately my name is less appealing I am:

"Grey burger"

I can dance though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Navy Monster for mr j

Skin Satay for mrs j

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red fruit pastel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Spring Roll

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Commando Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black salmon...

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By *icked ladyCouple
over a year ago

heathrow

Grey lasagne -Thats so shit lol

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By *appyman3943Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Grey Canelloni - don't think I'll get much work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando sirloin. Doesn't really work. Haha

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Black gold bar

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By *rbusyhandsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pink Golden Nuggets...hmmm typical to be caught wearing pink underwear

(in my defence they are actually a manly Graffiti style but that's not a colour so I guess pink is the prominent colour)

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Polkadot lolly

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Black Sticky toffee pud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Chinese lol hahahaha

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire


"Black Sticky toffee pud "

I'd definitely have a double dance, you and black Chinese, hahaha

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Just had a fresh nibble...I'm now black chocolate...I reckon I'll have a dance with myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlet macaroni

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire


"Scarlet macaroni "

And Italian stripper...I like it, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue and red striped duo cola chews

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando pizza

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By *regory-pecksMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Naked Hot Choc Fudge Cake...smothered in whipped cream!

Doesn't exactly trip off the tongue easily, but it tasted DIVINE ??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leopard Pork Chop.....

............just naw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black skittles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red striped seafood

I'll get my coat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black beef

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Black Nachos...

I prefer my porn name, which is Your first pet's name followed by your mother's maiden name.

So mine is Bugsy Edgar.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Fruit and Nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green Toast n Jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Black Nachos...

I prefer my porn name, which is Your first pet's name followed by your mother's maiden name.

So mine is Bugsy Edgar.

Mandy"

Yeah mine is Daisy Dunsmore.. think that sounds quite good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey bran flakes

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By *latharerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow CC

Commando sausage.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Blue doughnut

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Blue butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black yogurt...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked Special K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Commando coco pops "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey toast

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

White chocolate cake haha

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS
over a year ago

somewhere

Black sausage !!!!!!! Lol really ????

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By *otandhorny400Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm black crumpet,but my porn name is trigger oneill?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Yogurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black mango x

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By *trapon1981TV/TS
over a year ago

Balloch / Dumbarton

Black nacho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint green flowery bacon butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Sarbeni

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Pink Milkshake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black sausage roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comando pear

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By *eter9481Man
over a year ago

Grangemouth

This is not good

Blue chicken sandwich

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fushia Bliss corner

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Surprised nobody has blue waffle yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surprised nobody has blue waffle yet "

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fushia Bliss corner"
heyyy girly suits you haha

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Black sausage supper

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Did this at work today and one guy gave the answer (kinda sheepishly) of Salmon Fish Fingers.

It led to him being insulted all day about wearing pink undies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did this at work today and one guy gave the answer (kinda sheepishly) of Salmon Fish Fingers.

It led to him being insulted all day about wearing pink undies."

That was me!!! I love our wee office, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink grapes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pink grapes "

You can get cream for that but make sure you keep in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I am Coral Fettuccine....

I'm liking that muchly. Ok, it might have been Coral poached egg if I hadn't tweaked it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Sliders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black cauliflower cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is grumpy digestive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol "

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

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By *ob GobbMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Naked Taco...doesn't seem right for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat... "

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting "

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'? "

Strict instructions to go to Coventry and don't stop on the way. I should probably join you in Coventry after my weekend hahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'?

Strict instructions to go to Coventry and don't stop on the way. I should probably join you in Coventry after my weekend hahaha. "

I'm saying nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'?

Strict instructions to go to Coventry and don't stop on the way. I should probably join you in Coventry after my weekend hahaha. I'm saying nothing lol "

Shush you! I sat in work all day getting random Minters and shaking my head to myself! They all have confirmation I'm nuts in my work now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'?

Strict instructions to go to Coventry and don't stop on the way. I should probably join you in Coventry after my weekend hahaha. I'm saying nothing lol

Shush you! I sat in work all day getting random Minters and shaking my head to myself! They all have confirmation I'm nuts in my work now lol"

aye but I knew that before anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'?

Strict instructions to go to Coventry and don't stop on the way. I should probably join you in Coventry after my weekend hahaha. I'm saying nothing lol

Shush you! I sat in work all day getting random Minters and shaking my head to myself! They all have confirmation I'm nuts in my work now lolaye but I knew that before anyway "

Must have been my nice padded coat with the extra long arms that hug me that gave it away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'?

Strict instructions to go to Coventry and don't stop on the way. I should probably join you in Coventry after my weekend hahaha. I'm saying nothing lol

Shush you! I sat in work all day getting random Minters and shaking my head to myself! They all have confirmation I'm nuts in my work now lolaye but I knew that before anyway

Must have been my nice padded coat with the extra long arms that hug me that gave it away. "

Haha you were on fine form on saturday night I'll give you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Today I am Coral Fettuccine....

I'm liking that muchly. Ok, it might have been Coral poached egg if I hadn't tweaked it.... "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'?

Strict instructions to go to Coventry and don't stop on the way. I should probably join you in Coventry after my weekend hahaha. I'm saying nothing lol

Shush you! I sat in work all day getting random Minters and shaking my head to myself! They all have confirmation I'm nuts in my work now lolaye but I knew that before anyway

Must have been my nice padded coat with the extra long arms that hug me that gave it away. Haha you were on fine form on saturday night I'll give you that "

Comedy gold at its finest! That's me when I get shit faced lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is naked chicken! That's a shit name lol

Absolutely fowl!

I'll get my coat...

Yes. Get your coat. The taxi is waiting

Has the driver been told, 'send to Coventry'?

Strict instructions to go to Coventry and don't stop on the way. I should probably join you in Coventry after my weekend hahaha. I'm saying nothing lol

Shush you! I sat in work all day getting random Minters and shaking my head to myself! They all have confirmation I'm nuts in my work now lolaye but I knew that before anyway

Must have been my nice padded coat with the extra long arms that hug me that gave it away. Haha you were on fine form on saturday night I'll give you that

Comedy gold at its finest! That's me when I get shit faced lol "

what can I say lol

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By *rbusyhandsMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"

I prefer my porn name, which is Your first pet's name followed by your mother's maiden name."

Don't some websites use those questions as password reset questions...

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Red Porridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commando peach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cookie monster hob nob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue Banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue Banana "
so glad you hadn't had a waffle for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue Banana so glad you hadn't had a waffle for breakfast "

INDEED lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black apple lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White steak

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Animal burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange Cod

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Pink papaya

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Current one would be Black Shortbread.

Mandy

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By *rebor601cplCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Pink chipolatta

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By *inkyHnSCouple
over a year ago

The Council of Elrond

H- Red Creme Egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red melon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White Lycra Bagel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black pussy.

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Grey bounty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked Coq.... Au Vin

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill


"Naked Coq.... Au Vin "

More a masculine name maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Naked Coq.... Au Vin "

One of my favourites!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark Blue Carrot Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None, Empire Biscuit ,,, fook me that's awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yellow toast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no wallpaper left standing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lilac fry up

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Red pussy....I like that

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Beige kebab!

Not true but sounds like a good stripper name!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Naked starburst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

black olive

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Blue fry up

Not the best lol.

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By *lasgowandy111Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Green Clabbydou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No nurofen

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