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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One way to show that you are important is to take up 2 seats on the train, one for you & one for your bag. What other ways do you let everyone know that you're an important bastard?

mr j

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice ostentatious white car with a personalised number plate?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"One way to show that you are important is to take up 2 seats on the train, one for you & one for your bag. What other ways do you let everyone know that you're an important bastard?

mr j"

Taking up 2 car park spaces for the car so no less important folk can damage it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly. "

Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take up 2 seats and spaces in the car park (mostly at night tbf when the place is empty and there are plenty spaces)

I have to think of others

Sorry everyone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By telling everyone on here your demands, then demanding that everyone reads your demands after firstly not reading your demamds lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.

Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping "

Oh I do. I'm an important cow...not a lazy one!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.

Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping

Oh I do. I'm an important cow...not a lazy one! "

Awaits bothy input

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wake up in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.

Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping

Oh I do. I'm an important cow...not a lazy one!

Awaits bothy input "

He will be too busy coughing spluttering and gasping for air to comment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One way to show that you are important is to take up 2 seats on the train, one for you & one for your bag. What other ways do you let everyone know that you're an important bastard?

mr j"

I sit at a table for six anytime I eat lunch alone

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly.

Your so important you don't bag up your own shopping

Oh I do. I'm an important cow...not a lazy one!

Awaits bothy input

He will be too busy coughing spluttering and gasping for air to comment.... "

Is that the pillow in use again ?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I'm that important some have been known to get on their knees for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to use my indicators since people should know where I'm going.

I also stand in the middle of the aisle in a shop chatting and holding my trolley to the side just in case anyone thinks they can squeeze past.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"When the cashier has rung up half your shopping saunter off to get the chocolate hob nobs you "forgot" leaving a queue of muttering, disgruntled shoppers behind you then on your return bag up....very...very slowly. "

I'd spoil that by having bagged your stuff for you or gotten my runner to get what you needed lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear my Nigal Farage mask and ask people " do you not know who I am " to be fair most folk don't know as they reply " A TWAT " !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm that important some have been known to get on their knees for me "

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I'm that important some have been known to get on their knees for me "

I'd happily get down on my knees and worship you ha

I'm only teasing lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'm that important some have been known to get on their knees for me

I'd happily get down on my knees and worship you ha

I'm only teasing lol "
drat

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I'm that important some have been known to get on their knees for me

I'd happily get down on my knees and worship you ha

I'm only teasing lol drat "

What does drat mean? I'm not good with slang words ha

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh

I'm that important I get the interns at work to make me my morning brew

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm that important - I OWN the whole road. It's MINE. Cars MUST get out of my way at ALL times.

Us lorry drivers are all the same

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I'm that important - I OWN the whole road. It's MINE. Cars MUST get out of my way at ALL times.

Us lorry drivers are all the same

"

Your the ba$#erd I overtake every morning

Ha .. I'm kidding

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm that important - I OWN the whole road. It's MINE. Cars MUST get out of my way at ALL times.

Us lorry drivers are all the same

Your the ba$#erd I overtake every morning

Ha .. I'm kidding "

Yep. Me and my mate taking up both lanes side by side on the motorway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've asked my people to relate to your people how one explains ones importance

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I've asked my people to relate to your people how one explains ones importance "

And they said 'because he's an old git so fuck off'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One way to show that you are important is to take up 2 seats on the train, one for you & one for your bag. What other ways do you let everyone know that you're an important bastard?

mr j

I sit at a table for six anytime I eat lunch alone "

Hahaha, I do this just to piss people off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm that important I get the interns at work to make me my morning brew "

Pfft lightweight! I'm that important I used to make them arm wrestle for the privilege AND buy my biccies!

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"I'm that important I get the interns at work to make me my morning brew

Pfft lightweight! I'm that important I used to make them arm wrestle for the privilege AND buy my biccies! "

Now thats a skill right there, I cant compete with that Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another way is to "man-spread" taking up as much space as possible

- public transport so people have to scrunch up to sit next to you (or uncomfortable touching happens)

- passenger seat in the car (making it difficult to change gear due to a knee in the way)

- in the pub (see public transport)

Big balls obviously require lots of space!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've asked my people to relate to your people how one explains ones importance

And they said 'because he's an old git so fuck off' "

Jealousy is a terrible curse young Un

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By *ob GobbMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Being too important to reply to posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spelling everything correctly

Correct grammar

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Flouncing off Fab and making a hullabaloo about it starting an attention-seeking forum 'leaving' thread... only to return a short few weeks (sometimes days) later with a new profile in the hope that no one will notice it's you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I refuse to use my indicators since people should know where I'm going.

I also stand in the middle of the aisle in a shop chatting and holding my trolley to the side just in case anyone thinks they can squeeze past."

now I know who you are!!

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By *lashnannieCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Was well confused...wondered why an impotent bastard was on this site

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh

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By *akleonMan
over a year ago

Helensburgh


"Flouncing off Fab and making a hullabaloo about it starting an attention-seeking forum 'leaving' thread... only to return a short few weeks (sometimes days) later with a new profile in the hope that no one will notice it's you."

well said lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flouncing off Fab and making a hullabaloo about it starting an attention-seeking forum 'leaving' thread... only to return a short few weeks (sometimes days) later with a new profile in the hope that no one will notice it's you."

I only did that 6 times!

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm that much of an important bastard I don't need to tell you lesser people why.....

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Getting into the drivers seat of a BMW always works for making you an important bastard.

mr j

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"Getting into the drivers seat of a BMW always works for making you an important bastard.

mr j"
is that not makes you think your an important bastard while everyone else thinks twat

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