FabSwingers.com forum: Reasons Why A Single Man Can't Accommodate!

By *eyland and lyssa OP Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

These are some of the reasons we have encountered during the short time we have been registered on Fab as to why the single man can't accommodate. Can you add any more?

1. I have a flatmate.

2. Sky man is coming to fix my satellite dish.

3. Just moved into new flat, not unpacked yet.

4. Toilet not flushing, waiting on plumber.

5. Got the builders in.

6. Getting a new kitchen fitted, no water.

7. Got relations staying.

8. Have nosey neighbours.

9. Parents stay in the same street.

10. Kids are staying over, but I could come to you.(presumably leaving his kids alone).

11. Sister died and I look after her children.

12. Sister in a mental institution and I look after her kids.

13. I have a partner who lives with me.

14. I'm actually married but we don't talk, just live in the same house.

15. Landlord doesn't allow visitors.

16. I would rather come to you for security reasons.

17. Apprehensive about people coming to my house.

18. Would rather not give out my address (but expects you to give him yours)

19. Due to the nature of my job, you can't come here. Can we not just have fun outdoors or in the car?

20. My house is a mess, not tidied up yet.

21. You won't find my address as it's not on the sat nav.

22. It's easier for me to come to you.

23. Got to be up early for work in the morning ( but he's still willing to come to you)

24. I'm on standby, but I can come to you.

25. My elderly mother lives with me.

26. I'm my grandmothers carer.

27. I live with my parents (even though I'm over 40 years old).

28. I can come to you as I have to use up the mileage allowance on my company car.

29. It's easier for me because I am on my way to work in your area ( but he stays online for the next 5 hours).

30. You wouldn't like the noise from my neighbours drum kit. It's constant.

31. My 2 dogs don't like strangers.

32. Ex wife's sister pops in and out to do my cleaning for me.

33. Being tracked by a private investigator for divorce purposes but I can come to you.

34. Wouldn't want my neighbours to know I'm up to anything.

35. The road I live on is closed for roadworks.

36. Trying to make a new start with wife but I could come to you.

37. I'm in the middle of a powercut just now and they say it will last for 5 hrs. Using laptop on battery power.

38. I only have a single bed in my flat.

39. Sorry, it's residents parking only where I live.

40. Kids are on holiday from University and they stay with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao ...think i have heard a few of them also xx

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

my wife doesnt understand me [no ffn wonder]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol yip had a few of them for excuses lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

numbers 15 and 33 have had me pissing myself laughing...there are some imaginitive horny guys out there lol

no wonder the wives dont give it out psml

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha brilliant

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By *ifferentClassMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

To be fair, I have had relations to stay a few times when I've been looking to play. I always get accused of being a lying twat who's married. But I'm not!! My poor mother wonders why her holidays are getting cut shorter and shorter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea u do hear some pish eh lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i havent had any offers of anyone wantin to come over but i do have kids who live with me and i wouldnt mind someone comin over i would jusy have some explaining to do in the morning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice one but not used any of them lol

must say there are good.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hows about..'My security entrance buzzer doesn't work so i can't let you in'...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeez... I am guilty of over ten of those reasons ffs and they are all true!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad but very true lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

today we had a notion for a mmf and we heard 3 crap excuses, one unquestionable real genuine one and one more that screamed more of blackmail, all one after the other from 4 guys here.

grrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck me !!!! if u have only been on here a short time u have had the potential of thousands of shags lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"today we had a notion for a mmf and we heard 3 crap excuses, one unquestionable real genuine one and one more that screamed more of blackmail, all one after the other from 4 guys here.

grrrrrrrr"

"Sorry i cant make it" for me that would be an out of body and frikkin mind experience to say that to u2,lol

T xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

come on guys dont use the forums to blast out aggro

chiiiiiiiiiiill winstaaaans

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By *eclan_and_AimeeCouple
over a year ago

dunblane, stirling

profile hasn't been suspended. thats what happens when you get blocked.

please dont bring personal attacks into the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we spoke to the neighbours because there was no reply to the rundown property thats when the neighbour informed us that no one lived there "

i disagree with u ive met an i still meet up with sooside an hes very genuine an never once has he let me down its no in his nature 2..an 2 go an check 2 see if someone lives were they say they live because u didnt believe him..i think is a dam cheek not all single guys are the same..an 4 the rundown property is crap hes been doin his house up apart from working 2 tc xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I have removed any personl attacks from this thread and will now shut it.

Please, if you are having problems with anyone try and keep it to mail and not the forums.

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