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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh . . .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh . . .

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse.I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing the tiniest 'man-thingy' the nurse had ever seen.

Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.. 'I am so sorry,' she said.

'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

few years back while working for NHS24 briefly as security i saw a pretty girl and her mother come in, think the girl was about 14 or 15. the issue was a tampon had broken off its string and was basically stuck, so clearly it had to be removed.

the doc that night was a small indian fella, great doctor just looked a bit like elmer fud when hes just got out of bed.

i advised the girl and her mum that it might be a better idea to head to the southern general as it was a male doctor that was on, the young girl showed maturity by saying it really doesnt matter who the doc is, hes a professional etc and it had to be removed.

twenty mins later the wee doc came out his room, called the girls name, the lass took one look at him, she stood up and i swear to god this is what she said

'mum, southern general it is'

had me, the nurse,the receptionist, the driver and the callout doctor in fits of laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nurses aren't supposed to laugh . . .

'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse.I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.'

'Okay then,' said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing the tiniest 'man-thingy' the nurse had ever seen.

Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery.

Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later, she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.. 'I am so sorry,' she said.

'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?'

'It's swollen,' Fred replied.

She ran out of the room. "

Pmsfl someone call a doctor I'm splitting a side here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what seems to be the problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steve was his name really fred? Just asking as a lot of people have pretend friends when they have a problem pmsl G

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what if I have a wee willy winky? Not heard of anyone complaining yet!!

Steve

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