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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

...On the wee island called 'Rocher du Diamant' (Diamond Rock) in the Caribbean.

With all the leaving Europe talks... I am preparing myself lol

But I do hope all my Scottish friends will do a petition to keep me in Scotland

Sorry bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...On the wee island called 'Rocher du Diamant' (Diamond Rock) in the Caribbean.

With all the leaving Europe talks... I am preparing myself lol

But I do hope all my Scottish friends will do a petition to keep me in Scotland

Sorry bored

You can't get rid of us that easily my petit pois... I shall most certainly sign that petition if need be... It's N Auld Alliance thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regard your petition as signed ma petite.

Vive La France

Allez Les Bleu

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Aww Max it wouldn't be a party without you

Though I like the sound of this island

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Does this island have an endless supply of cocktails? If so, count me in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does this island have an endless supply of cocktails? If so, count me in

I agree. ....think we should just go and check it out

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Does this island have an endless supply of cocktails? If so, count me in

I agree. ....think we should just go and check it out

For research purposes, obviously

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Does this island have an endless supply of cocktails? If so, count me in

I agree. ....think we should just go and check it out

For research purposes, obviously

And cake - we need food too

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The girls can chill and AndyKay can collect coconuts for the cocktails

We need another man to put the straws and the wee umbrellas in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The girls can chill and AndyKay can collect coconuts for the cocktails

We need another man to put the straws and the wee umbrellas in lol

Can't let my son loose without supervision so I'll do the umbrellas and sun lotion rubbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh ...this just gets better and better

Andy as drinks man

And MG as suntan lotion man

Now I just need a page turner for my book

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Ohhh ...this just gets better and better

Andy as drinks man

And MG as suntan lotion man

Now I just need a page turner for my book

I need a Banana Leaf waver and a mango/pineapple/watermelon feeder

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Hang on - what do we get in return?????

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The girls can chill and AndyKay can collect coconuts for the cocktails

We need another man to put the straws and the wee umbrellas in lol

I used to work in bars! Can even knock up some coconut grenades! Or maybe Porn Star Martinis are more suitable??x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

Errrrrm..

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

Errrrrm..

I used to like you

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

Errrrrm..

I used to like you

Hehe

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

Errrrrr.....excuse me!!

We aren't sex objects for you to ogle and use you know!!!!

Oh, who am I kidding??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

Errrrrr.....excuse me!!

We aren't sex objects for you to ogle and use you know!!!!

Oh, who am I kidding??

I don't ogle

Gosh. ..it's bright today...I need to keep my sunglasses on

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

Errrrrr.....excuse me!!

We aren't sex objects for you to ogle and use you know!!!!

Oh, who am I kidding??

My island my rule lol women shall use men on my island as they see fit lol

Men unwilling to comply with be fed to the sharks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

Errrrrr.....excuse me!!

We aren't sex objects for you to ogle and use you know!!!!

Oh, who am I kidding??

My island my rule lol women shall use men on my island as they see fit lol

Men unwilling to comply with be fed to the sharks lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Any room for a maid ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any room for a maid ?

Oh always

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Any room for a maid ?

of course

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any room for a maid ?

has to better than being sharkbait

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Any room for a maid ?

has to better than being sharkbait

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

Errrrrr.....excuse me!!

We aren't sex objects for you to ogle and use you know!!!!

Oh, who am I kidding??

My island my rule lol women shall use men on my island as they see fit lol

Men unwilling to comply with be fed to the sharks lol

Oh goodness, I'm right up for that! Obviously want you to stay Max and will sign to say so but if the worst comes to the worst....DONT FORGET GRANNY!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

Errrrrr.....excuse me!!

We aren't sex objects for you to ogle and use you know!!!!

Oh, who am I kidding??

My island my rule lol women shall use men on my island as they see fit lol

Men unwilling to comply with be fed to the sharks lol

Oh goodness, I'm right up for that! Obviously want you to stay Max and will sign to say so but if the worst comes to the worst....DONT FORGET GRANNY!!!!!!

I think you and I are sharing a room Mrs McG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

Errrrrr.....excuse me!!

We aren't sex objects for you to ogle and use you know!!!!

Oh, who am I kidding??

My island my rule lol women shall use men on my island as they see fit lol

Men unwilling to comply with be fed to the sharks lol

Oh goodness, I'm right up for that! Obviously want you to stay Max and will sign to say so but if the worst comes to the worst....DONT FORGET GRANNY!!!!!!

I think you and I are sharing a room Mrs McG

Excellent!! The "T" Ladies together..

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" DONT FORGET GRANNY!!!!!!

Granny will be remembered lol

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

" DONT FORGET GRANNY!!!!!!

Granny will be remembered lol

Best pack some Rennies mon cher

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

" DONT FORGET GRANNY!!!!!!

Granny will be remembered lol

Best pack some Rennies mon cher"

Shh you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hang on - what do we get in return?????

The pleasure of our company, obviously

I assume you'll feed us too

FYOF=find your own food lol

fishing rods and harpoon available

Oh Max...a tanned man in just a loincloth diving off the rocks to catch us all fresh fish for dinner

and then he could be pudding

Errrrrr.....excuse me!!

We aren't sex objects for you to ogle and use you know!!!!

Oh, who am I kidding??

My island my rule lol women shall use men on my island as they see fit lol

Men unwilling to comply with be fed to the sharks lol

Oh goodness, I'm right up for that! Obviously want you to stay Max and will sign to say so but if the worst comes to the worst....DONT FORGET GRANNY!!!!!!

I think you and I are sharing a room Mrs McG

Excellent!! The "T" Ladies together..

That's 'T' as in tea

Not 'T' as in Tena Ladies as has been mentioned to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's 'T' as in tea

Not 'T' as in Tena Ladies as has been mentioned to me

How outrageous. I "wonder" who that was.

Some people have no finesse Mrs D!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Can I come? "

The more the merrier

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That's 'T' as in tea

Not 'T' as in Tena Ladies as has been mentioned to me

How outrageous. I "wonder" who that was.

Some people have no finesse Mrs D!

No finesse indeed.... may be we should send that person to the mainland for our supplies lol

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Just as well I was prepared....

Wee island in the sun fer me it look like lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as well I was prepared....

Wee island in the sun fer me it look like lol

En route to France

Just hope that they let me in

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Just as well I was prepared....

Wee island in the sun fer me it look like lol

En route to France

Just hope that they let me in

Lol... Aye... No passport required on my island lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Just as well I was prepared....

Wee island in the sun fer me it look like lol

En route to France

Just hope that they let me in

Lol... Aye... No passport required on my island lol

On my way Max

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Just as well I was prepared....

Wee island in the sun fer me it look like lol

En route to France

Just hope that they let me in

Lol... Aye... No passport required on my island lol

On my way Max

bring the cake

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Packing my bags now, when are we leaving?

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Packing my bags now, when are we leaving? "

Lol with the crap weather we have today, I say the sooner the better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once you are strapped to a St Andrew's cross you cannot leave.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Once you are strapped to a St Andrew's cross you cannot leave. "

Lol I will leave with my Scottish twang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just as well I was prepared....

Wee island in the sun fer me it look like lol

En route to France

Just hope that they let me in

They'll object to the Burka and Nijab

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