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"What about someone who is a combination of being a short ass and a gnome dressed in green ? "That will do  | |||
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"What about a wookie? Ewok? "Wookies aren't short are they? 
Ewoks are | |||
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"What about a wookie? Ewok? "Ewok's are cute Chewbacca isn't a dwarf though  | |||
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"What about a wookie? Ewok?
Wookies aren't short are they?
Ewoks are "I couldn't remember which way round it was | |||
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Must be in adsa's window with his mates again | |||
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"There's never a gnome around when you need one!!
Must be in adsa's window with his mates again "Hanging with george at asda | |||
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He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now | |||
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"There's never a gnome around when you need one!!
Must be in adsa's window with his mates again
Hanging with george at asda "Only time he's hanging in asda is when he's in the kiddies seat in the trolley....his wee feet hang and not touch the ground | |||
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"Where's our wee gnome today?
He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now "Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet | |||
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"Where's our wee gnome today?
He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now
Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet "Until tomorrow  lol | |||
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"Where's our wee gnome today?
He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now
Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet
Until tomorrow lol"Why do you think this is here?? | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol " Perfect size for me | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol " Sounds like the perfect excuse to go shopping for a new pair of high heels to me | |||
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"Where's our wee gnome today?
He'd normally be shouting his profanities at everyone by now
Ahhhhhhhhh peace and quiet
Until tomorrow lol
Why do you think this is here?? "Is tomorrow the day we all lose Internet access?  | |||
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disny mind a wee gnome, talking of which | |||
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"Daughters ex brought her back a gnome one d*unken night, and didn't tell her. She almost had a heart attack the next morning!!" | |||
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"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!! "Yeah, you don't want a green one | |||
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"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!!
Yeah, you don't want a green one "He's threatened to come in at midnight and swap them for G***n ones. Told him I would video him trying to scale my fence hahah | |||
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"My wee grandson loves the gnomes in asda. They are the same height as him. He had a lovely wee chat with them yesterday and they all got a hug when we had to move on...so sweet. "So he's met DLT then | |||
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"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!!
Yeah, you don't want a green one
He's threatened to come in at midnight and swap them for G***n ones. Told him I would video him trying to scale my fence hahah"He will never get over the front railings | |||
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"I have just checked on my 3 G-nomes... All still maroon and no sign of "the other one"..TF!!!!
Yeah, you don't want a green one
He's threatened to come in at midnight and swap them for G***n ones. Told him I would video him trying to scale my fence hahah
He will never get over the front railings "pmsl, the G-nomes are in the back, 6ft fence. Got my camera charging!! x | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol Perfect size for me "Like you would turn down a woman for being too tall lolx | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol Sounds like the perfect excuse to go shopping for a new pair of high heels to me "Oh I do love the way your mind works !! Fancy another pair of iron fist shoes now lol x | |||
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!) Orderly fashion of course.  ! But, decorating my lawn... Preferably, my sheets! Now shoo: off to get me another biscuit.. ! Good girl, aye say! | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol Perfect size for me
Like you would turn down a woman for being too tall lolx"What are you insinuating? | |||
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"Not a gnome but i have been called a hobbit by Bunkie boy lol Perfect size for me
Like you would turn down a woman for being too tall lolx"More chance he'll go off lemon drizzle than that | |||
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! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...? | |||
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"Share the love people. If you like short asses or gnomes dressed in green - now is the time to tell all "short ass here its it compulsory to wear green tho? I'm more a fluffy pink girl or a passionate red  | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?"Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx "What?
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx
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I was on who's lap? " come rest yer head on my if you like furry | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx
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I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry "Ok. Will you stroke me too? | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
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I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry
Ok. Will you stroke me too? "Me me me me me me me me me | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx
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I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry
Ok. Will you stroke me too?
Me me me me me me me me me "2 dwarfs make one full size guy then | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
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What?
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I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry
Ok. Will you stroke me too?
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2 dwarfs make one full size guy then "It's a BOGOF week Steph | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
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What?
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What's going on?? :-
I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry
Ok. Will you stroke me too?
Me me me me me me me me me
2 dwarfs make one full size guy then
It's a BOGOF week Steph "Nobody would give much for one of them even if it was two for one | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
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What?
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I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry
Ok. Will you stroke me too? "does a bear shit in the woods | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
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I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry
Ok. Will you stroke me too? does a bear shit in the woods "Furry bear do you shit in the woods ? | |||
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"My wee grandson loves the gnomes in asda. They are the same height as him. He had a lovely wee chat with them yesterday and they all got a hug when we had to move on...so sweet. "I love watching the kids chatting to the gnomes. Cheers up my working day. | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
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What?
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I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry
Ok. Will you stroke me too? does a bear shit in the woods
Furry bear do you shit in the woods ? " | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
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What?
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What's going on??
I was on who's lap? come rest yer head on my if you like furry
Ok. Will you stroke me too? does a bear shit in the woods
Furry bear do you shit in the woods ? "Only if he's caught SHORT | |||
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"...but "By the" look OF things...! Damn auto correcting phone ! She'll noe that there's "Love" there, for sure... Wee, daft lil' pet.. !......... Marco...?
(Put the twinkies down Robb and step away...you have sugar overload again!! Now, when I told you I had a furry on my lap....I didn't mean THE furry!! Worst luck. I was referring to the kitkats..4 fingers!!! Settle petal xx ") Relax, wee pet: was referring to the fur in/on your lap...(within it?)! Concentrate on what's said/written, NOT on the "Twinkies" at hand..! Seems like yer Kitkat has claws & is distracting you from coherent thought.. ! Now back to trimming yer garden, or the knitting needles with you..! Don't you have "Grumpy old sod", or biscuits to contend with.. ? | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d "Aye right | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d
Aye right "Oneeded word for you,divorce | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d
Aye right Oneeded word for you,divorce "That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d
Aye right Oneeded word for you,divorce
That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required "hoorbag | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d
Aye right Oneeded word for you,divorce
That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required hoorbag "DLT - you're a dumbass!!
Punish Steph by making her go shopping??? Don't make me laugh | |||
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"Right now that you f*****g c***s have had your fun,in particular my now estranged hairy brother,the west coast gilf,that maniac bride,and the deviant with the cute arse,just to let you all know payback will be a b*****d
Aye right Oneeded word for you,divorce
That's great for me another chance to get married again another dress required hoorbag
DLT - you're a dumbass!!
Punish Steph by making her go shopping??? Don't make me laugh "aye she is away to buy you an electric razor and some waxing strips ya ewok reject | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? "only one that could afford me | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me "All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf "Story of his life
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
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Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee "That wasn't a play pool next to him | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
Story of his life
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That wasn't a play pool next to him "naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
Story of his life
Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee
That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his "Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
Story of his life
Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee
That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his
Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! "didn't need yer f*****g help | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
Story of his life
Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee
That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his
Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help "You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
Story of his life
Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee
That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his
Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help
You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! "Seconds Out ! Round Two ! | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
Story of his life
Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee
That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his
Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help
You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! "at least I have opposable thumbs to grab a handrail ya 2 fingered fluffball | |||
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
Story of his life
Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee
That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his
Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help
You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! at least I have opposable thumbs to grab a handrail ya 2 fingered fluffball "OI!! It was the tendon in my little finger that I cut...not my thumb
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"Did asda let you out of the window or did Mrs DLT have to buy you?? only one that could afford me
All the rest of the customers bought the good looking ones first he was left on the shelf
Story of his life
Lucky it was the bottom shelf - otherwise he wouldn't have been able to go for a pee
That wasn't a play pool next to him naw it was drool from.last week when I did in fact prove to him that mines was bigger than his
Only after I had to help you climb up on the back!!!! didn't need yer f*****g help
You lying bastard!! You couldn't even reach the side rail! at least I have opposable thumbs to grab a handrail ya 2 fingered fluffball
OI!! It was the tendon in my little finger that I cut...not my thumb
Mind you, my little finger is till bigger than your legs "pity it wisna yer feckin tongue you cut,would have given us all some peace and quiet
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Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure "See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! | |||
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Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
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"I'm typing - not talking
Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da"I'm still a virgin definitely not mine | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking
Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine "well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty? | |||
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Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?"I'm taking the 5th on that one | |||
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"I'm typing - not talking
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Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?"Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey | |||
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Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey "ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then? | |||
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Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then? "Bothy | |||
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Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?
Bothy "so it's true,furry is indeed my brother | |||
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Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?
Bothy "That does explain a lot now | |||
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Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?
Bothy so it's true,furry is indeed my brother "But that would then make him my brother too
This is getting a bit confusing
I am thinking that I was adopted | |||
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Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then? "My lawyers are working on that one. Could be one of two wee Spanish firefighters, Hose A or Hose B. Can you flamenco??? | |||
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Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?
Bothy so it's true,furry is indeed my brother
But that would then make him my brother too
This is getting a bit confusing
I am thinking that I was adopted "Your princess Leia one of them is Luke who's the other ? | |||
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Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?
Bothy so it's true,furry is indeed my brother
But that would then make him my brother too
This is getting a bit confusing
I am thinking that I was adopted
Your princess Leia one of them is Luke who's the other ? "Does that make Bothy Darth Vader?? | |||
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Noisy finger's
Don't you start cheeky oi you leave ma maw alone ya wookie failure
See, THAT explains ALOT!!!! aye you wait till ye see ma da
I'm still a virgin definitely not mine well if your not my ma then who is?mrs doyle?jinty mcginty?
Wasn't me
You is my little brother. ....little being the key word here Gnomey ah right must be miss mcginty who is my mum,but if she is my mum,who is my dad then?
Bothy so it's true,furry is indeed my brother
But that would then make him my brother too
This is getting a bit confusing
I am thinking that I was adopted
Your princess Leia one of them is Luke who's the other ?
Does that make Bothy Darth Vader?? "Mmm I think you've rumbled him | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...?? "
I think I overdosed on tea Mrs McG | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??
I think I overdosed on tea Mrs McG "....with gin in it? | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??
No mum "I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X | |||
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No mum
I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X "62 sorry granny | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??
No mum
I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X
62 sorry granny "
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??
No mum
I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X
62 sorry granny
I would run if I was you Steph "In these heels ? | |||
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??
No mum
I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X
62 sorry granny
I would run if I was you Steph
In these heels ? "I was going to say take your heels off first
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"Have you lot been sniffing the cif today...??
No mum
I'm NOT your mum as well!!! I'm only...26!!!! X
62 sorry granny
I would run if I was you Steph
In these heels ?
I was going to say take your heels off first
Totter away....quickly "Runaway bride | |||
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Get your twat nav on Martin "fuck off the bastard would take me to furries house lol speaking of which,where is the only ewok with a combover? | |||
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Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again "Chicken | |||
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Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again "Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped | |||
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Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again
Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped "alright I'm no mentioning fanny pads again | |||
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Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again
Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped "Who dunnit ? | |||
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Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again
Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped alright I'm no mentioning fanny pads again "Yer flinging the towel in then ? | |||
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Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again
Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped "Thought the ducks had him there | |||
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Not like you after the last incident I'm not wanting in trouble again
Quick ! Steph....phone the police ! Our dlt has been kidnapped alright I'm no mentioning fanny pads again
Yer flinging the towel in then ? "naw | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor "aye double endor | |||
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I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny "any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny | |||
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I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny "Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you "aye righto,prick | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick "I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment "I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul" | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul" "But I'm special because I give furry hugs | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"
But I'm special because I give furry hugs "In care homes????????? | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"
But I'm special because I give furry hugs
In care homes?????????"Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"
But I'm special because I give furry hugs
In care homes?????????
Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug "That'll start the rumour mill | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"
But I'm special because I give furry hugs
In care homes?????????
Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug
That'll start the rumour mill "It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"
But I'm special because I give furry hugs
In care homes?????????
Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug
That'll start the rumour mill
It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow "Be careful they don't detain you | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"
But I'm special because I give furry hugs
In care homes?????????
Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug
That'll start the rumour mill
It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow
Be careful they don't detain you "It's ok - I'm much younger than you | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"
But I'm special because I give furry hugs
In care homes?????????
Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug
That'll start the rumour mill
It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow
Be careful they don't detain you
It's ok - I'm much younger than you "Damn but your photographer must have been crap | |||
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"I was sleeping
I am NOT DLTs brother - I'm from Endor aye double endor
I didn't realize you'd had BOTH ends - no wonder you were walking funny any more of yer pish and you'll be walking funny
Seeing as it's you, I'll pick the care home with the scariest matron and put your name down for you aye righto,prick
I'll even ask if she can give you the 'special' treatment I'll leave that to you cause you are "speshul"
But I'm special because I give furry hugs
In care homes?????????
Not yet but when DLT goes in I'll give him a man hug
That'll start the rumour mill
It's ok, you can have a man hug when I'm in your care home tomorrow
Be careful they don't detain you
It's ok - I'm much younger than you
Damn but your photographer must have been crap "canna believe your letting nappy boy get away with that | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass "your nae man enough to do that | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that "Haw granda gies peace | |||
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Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that "Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on "I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat "Stepladder? | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat
Stepladder? "Oi!!!!!!!! Pick on someone your own size | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat
Stepladder?
Oi!!!!!!!!
Pick on someone your own size "he is lmfao | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat
Stepladder?
Oi!!!!!!!!
Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao "I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat
Stepladder?
Oi!!!!!!!!
Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao
I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow "trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat
Stepladder?
Oi!!!!!!!!
Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao
I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego "Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now
You 3 make a lovely couple. ...err 3couple | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat
Stepladder?
Oi!!!!!!!!
Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao
I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego
Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now
You 3 make a lovely couple. ...err 3couple "Sorry Mrs D I'm the father figure to those two naughty children | |||
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat
Stepladder?
Oi!!!!!!!!
Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao
I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego
Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now
You 3 make a lovely couple. ...err 3couple
Sorry Mrs D
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"Oi. Leave grandpa alone DLT. He's doing the best he can. I SAID YOU'RE DOING THE BEST YOU CAN GRANDPA
Oh that's just mean it's only cause I'm no here he is picing on others
I was actually telling you off short ass your nae man enough to do that
Say that to my face
Here's a box to stand on I'll box yer fuckin lugs ya twat
Stepladder?
Oi!!!!!!!!
Pick on someone your own size he is lmfao
I know but we need to stroke his ego somehow trust me I have no intention of stroking anything more than his ego
Ya know....I am thinking that this bromance has become a 3sum now
You 3 make a lovely couple. ...err 3couple
Sorry Mrs D
I'm the father figure to those two naughty children but I'm the youngest and best looking of the 3 "You missed off 'shortest' Gnomey | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? "Noooooooo not ratshit | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit "she's on shift at 7!!! x | |||
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considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit "Gives all gnomes the fear | |||
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considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit
she's on shift at 7!!! x"she is really like a soft widdle poody cat | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit
she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat "She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit
she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat
She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT "aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit
she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat
She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us "After extra meds you two ? | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit
she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat
She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us
After extra meds you two ? "nae think I've earned them? | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit
she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat
She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us
After extra meds you two ? nae think I've earned them? "I mean having to find out im related to furry and then finding out in a bizarre twist that mature gent is also the bastard love child of ms mcginty and Mr bothy making him our half brother was trauma enough | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit
she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat
She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us
After extra meds you two ? nae think I've earned them? I mean having to find out im related to furry and then finding out in a bizarre twist that mature gent is also the bastard love child of ms mcginty and Mr bothy making him our half brother was trauma enough "its something even here my kyle couldn't make up | |||
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"you lot are seriously fuckin mental..... you have to be to be here
considering I have met the majority of you, I must b as well... Where is Ratshit when you need the special pink pills? Noooooooo not ratshit
she's on shift at 7!!! xshe is really like a soft widdle poody cat
She has a soft spot for short asses like us eh DLT aye she weeewy weeewy wikes us
After extra meds you two ? nae think I've earned them? I mean having to find out im related to furry and then finding out in a bizarre twist that mature gent is also the bastard love child of ms mcginty and Mr bothy making him our half brother was trauma enough "And so ends one of the daftest threads on here in a while will there be another episode ? Will Disney take on the franchise ? Stay tuned
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