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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Love reading the forums, particularly at the moment, there are a lot of 'Experts' on Fab

I am an Expert at... rolling my eyes

lol

What are you an Expert in??

Keep it fun, unless your expertise is to turn a light-hearted thread into a heavy one lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Love reading the forums, particularly at the moment, there are a lot of 'Experts' on Fab

I am an Expert at... rolling my eyes

lol

What are you an Expert in??

Keep it fun, unless your expertise is to turn a light-hearted thread into a heavy one lol

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holding my head high and smiling got no reason not too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert at trying to keep my opinion to myself llf x

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm a pretty frequent eye roller too.. not an expert at many things really.

I do try to avoid drama though and so far seem to have managed.

I'm also great at not replying to messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rising to the bait, rather than keeping my big trap shut. That's my forte!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm an expert at taking the piss out of DLT and others

And

I'm an expert at being short with a hairy chest

And

I'm an expert in liking lemon drizzle cake

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm an expert at taking the piss out of DLT and others

And

I'm an expert at being short with a hairy chest

And

I'm an expert in liking lemon drizzle cake

And your not local lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping my dignity intact

After being on fab for so long

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm an expert at taking the piss out of DLT and others

And

I'm an expert at being short with a hairy chest

And

I'm an expert in liking lemon drizzle cake

And your not local lol

Not to you anymore, no lol

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By *9 DEVILS ADVOCATE 69Man
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I'm an expert at reaching the top shelf in shops when other people can't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An expert smiler

amongst other things

but I am always smiling xx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I'm no expert can make some folk laugh and friendly banter with some short folk is fun . Can give advice on bridalwear if required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert at Growing old disgracefully.

and I'm meaning to carry on doing it, with a bit of help, now and again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an expert in drinking tea

And maintaining my facade of being a grumpy old witch

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I am an expert in drinking tea

And maintaining my facade of being a grumpy old witch

1 out of 2 ain't bad

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I never claim to be an expert of anything, because every day should be a day where you learn something new, even if it's something you do for a job or are interested in.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute expert in procrastination! Fab helps with that massively!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert in taking naff selfie and being too embarrassed to post them.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm an expert scooterererer, haven't knocked anyone down yet (not from lack of trying though)

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Everyones an expert......at their own opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a expert at painting skirting boards. With a scaffolding needed.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm a expert at painting skirting boards. With a scaffolding needed. "

Where the hell are your skirting boards f you need scaffolding???

Even me and DLT can reach them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a expert at painting skirting boards. With a scaffolding needed.

Where the hell are your skirting boards f you need scaffolding???

Even me and DLT can reach them

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u are speaking to Tom Thumb here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Expert and genuine professional at being a moody sarcastic bitch, normally reach peak performance around 9.30am on a Monday morning

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Decidedly average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

RiverCity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Making assumptions and getting myself into trouble

- Mr

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm also an expert in teasing ladies

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By *ickstributerMan
over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/mayo

"Rising to the bait, rather than keeping my big trap shut. That's my forte!

aye! As a "real & true" good Trout should..! Skillet, anyone..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love reading the forums, particularly at the moment, there are a lot of 'Experts' on Fab

I am an Expert at... rolling my eyes

lol

What are you an Expert in??

Keep it fun, unless your expertise is to turn a light-hearted thread into a heavy one lol

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max I could tell ye, but I'm more of a hands on type o gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert in 75% of everything and a 100% of nothing...

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Love reading the forums, particularly at the moment, there are a lot of 'Experts' on Fab

I am an Expert at... rolling my eyes

lol

What are you an Expert in??

Keep it fun, unless your expertise is to turn a light-hearted thread into a heavy one lol

max I could tell ye, but I'm more of a hands on type o gal

I don't mind hands on Vicky

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Expertly invisible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love reading the forums, particularly at the moment, there are a lot of 'Experts' on Fab

I am an Expert at... rolling my eyes

lol

What are you an Expert in??

Keep it fun, unless your expertise is to turn a light-hearted thread into a heavy one lol

max I could tell ye, but I'm more of a hands on type o gal

I don't mind hands on Vicky

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Expertly invisible

No an expert but got my violin oot fer ya Wilnat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert at smacking on a pair of rubber gloves, looking somebody in the eye and saying 'right darlin, drop yer drawers, bend over and part yer cheeks for me'

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

I thought you had the girdle bothy??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

POUTING,,Im the worlds leading expert

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"POUTING,,Im the worlds leading expert

Yeah ok....guess we have to give you that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert at getting no replies on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert at pulling "straight" guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert at poking my finger through toilet roll.

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm an expert at getting no replies on fab

Gonna be an expert soon... another wee violin tune fer Scott lol

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By *ack-of-RollosMan
over a year ago

Rolloshire

Expert dancer (only when onlookers are drinking heavily tho) Rx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Expert dancer (only when onlookers are drinking heavily tho) Rx"

Shouldn't you be an expert in sharing chocolate ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Really...? I did not know that. You always seem very happy when you're with me...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Expert dancer (only when onlookers are drinking heavily tho) Rx

Shouldn't you be an expert in sharing chocolate ??

Only the last one

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By *ack-of-RollosMan
over a year ago

Rolloshire

"Shouldn't you be an expert in sharing chocolate ??

Mere amateur sadly. However needing some1 to hunt down lush cake at any given social.. just chuck a skittle at my head and I'm on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think I am an expert in giving a sensuous massage using sexy aromatherapy oils....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an expert in killing them there mind control ducks.it a unique disipline i posses

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm an expert at pulling "straight" guys

Well you're not pulling this one...but maybe I'll share a cuppa one day

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By *laireandjamieCouple
over a year ago

west lothian

I'm a teasing expert...........

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm a teasing expert...........

No, you really aren't.....

Although, Jamie is learning from the master

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sole expertise is in being confused

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I'm an expert in not giving a fuck

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

"Expertly invisible

No an expert but got my violin oot fer ya Wilnat lol

Thanks max .... Love ya too lol

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

I'm an expert at twiddling my thumbs

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

I thought you had the girdle bothy??

Oh very droll Andy, d'you want what she gets when she comes away with that smart stuff??

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Really...? I did not know that. You always seem very happy when you're with me...

I'm also an expert at faking it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an expert at sticking my foot in it and joking at inapropriate times.....

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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Im an expert at sticking my foot in it...

Each to their own lol am sure you will find someone that's interested on fab

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

I thought you had the girdle bothy??

Oh very droll Andy, d'you want what she gets when she comes away with that smart stuff??

Yes please - but from her not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

I thought you had the girdle bothy??

Oh very droll Andy, d'you want what she gets when she comes away with that smart stuff??

Yes please - but from her not you

You can always dream mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

I thought you had the girdle bothy??

Oh very droll Andy, d'you want what she gets when she comes away with that smart stuff??

Yes please - but from her not you

On my way.....yeehaa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert at having a chuckle at people's profiles...

For example... "I'm a size 30 with curves in all the wrong places look like Steven Segal - if that's not for you then pass me by. I have standards and expect a 6'2" man with a 6 pack and 20" arm s, a 10" cock and 8" tongue who can breath underwater. but if you've been verified by anyone at all then I'll not meet you. Cannot accommodate or travel. No pic no chat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

I thought you had the girdle bothy??

Oh very droll Andy, d'you want what she gets when she comes away with that smart stuff??

Yes please - but from her not you

On my way.....yeehaa!

Seems some peoples dreams come true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 100% expert in messing up first messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert in learning something new every day on fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an expert at forgetting what Mrs J has told me. Then bringing it up like its new information.

I'm an expert at being kinda annoying in a cheeky "ah that's just how he is" kind of way.

Mrs J is an expert at putting up with an annoying boyfriend. She's also an expert at knowing everything. Like actually she knows everything. It's bloody freaky!

Mr J

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

I thought you had the girdle bothy??

Oh very droll Andy, d'you want what she gets when she comes away with that smart stuff??

Yes please - but from her not you

Waste of time Andy, she's all talk!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"I'm an expert at being a miserable and grumpy old sod. And proud of it!

Nobody is jumping in to defend you saying it's not true Bothy

Par for the course; when a wee bit of support might help, found wanting!

I thought you had the girdle bothy??

Oh very droll Andy, d'you want what she gets when she comes away with that smart stuff??

Yes please - but from her not you

On my way.....yeehaa!

Seems some peoples dreams come true

Nightmares, more likely.

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