FabSwingers.com forum: Profile text...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok, so as I've been accused of having a list of demands on my profile, I deleted it and put some generic carp in instead.

So, just for fun, want to give me some ideas of what to write?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That would be crap. Not carp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be crap. Not carp

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thought you were "fishing"for compliments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My text is utter shite lol. And can't be arsed changing it

. Probably the reason I never get a mail back ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be crap. Not carp

thought you were "fishing"for compliments

Groan

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That would be crap. Not carp

thought you were "fishing"for compliments

Groan

lol"
oh come on,someone had to

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I prefer profiles that have a bit more personality to it. Generic ones are zzzzz...

If you got a list of demands, it's basically like a job ad. If you don't fit the bill, fcuk off

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Read mine - it's the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read mine - it's the worst

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your right

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Just be yourself if people don't like your profile they can jog onto the next one it's that simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read mine - it's the worst

Furry bear you disappoint me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer profiles that have a bit more personality to it. Generic ones are zzzzz...

If you got a list of demands, it's basically like a job ad. If you don't fit the bill, fcuk off

I thought it was helpful to Have 'preferences'! Apparently not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahah having one of the stranger profile tezts the ony problem i see with ypurs is glasgow....nairn would suit it bettrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked your words...I suspect that your accusers didn't like the undressed, politely-stated requests that you listed because it ruled them out. However, in the interests of fun...

"Changed my mind, I was wrong. If you're touching 7ft, so ripped that you've only contempt for the merely 'gym-fit' jessies' VVVWE and communicate in grunts, send me one of your "special" pics. I'm waiting for YOU!

Fab catnip for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I liked your words...I suspect that your accusers didn't like the undressed, politely-stated requests that you listed because it ruled them out. However, in the interests of fun...

Fab catnip for sure

Haha!!! Brilliantly put

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Not liking the "no married" part

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't see any problem with what you had before it at least gave a flavour of Goldy's wants and needs

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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago

bellshill

Straight and to the point is better

Bit some don't care and bug you anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's our shop window so to speak. Say what you wanna say. Can't please everyone so may as well be true to yourself.

One man's junk is another man's treasure.

Also available in woman format!

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd never be so vain as to list a set of demands on my profile text.

But it helps me when people choose to do so, as I saves me the effort of ever making contact with those types of people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At times it doesnt matter what you put on your profile some see fault in what ever is on it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha "
aye but anyone who really knows you,knows you don't mean it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha aye but anyone who really knows you,knows you don't mean it

Fuck off shortarse xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've yet to put very much and I know I really should but what to write is what stumps me

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha aye but anyone who really knows you,knows you don't mean it

Fuck off shortarse xxxx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha aye but anyone who really knows you,knows you don't mean it

Fuck off shortarse xxxx "
awwwww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

wuv oooofffftttttt toooo

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha aye but anyone who really knows you,knows you don't mean it

Fuck off shortarse xxxx awwwww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

wuv oooofffftttttt toooo

Oi, I let you have a shower and never switched the hot water off!! pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha aye but anyone who really knows you,knows you don't mean it

Fuck off shortarse xxxx awwwww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

wuv oooofffftttttt toooo

Oi, I let you have a shower and never switched the hot water off!! pmsl xxx"
aye and you kept my frigging toothpaste as well lmao

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha aye but anyone who really knows you,knows you don't mean it

Fuck off shortarse xxxx awwwww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

wuv oooofffftttttt toooo

Oi, I let you have a shower and never switched the hot water off!! pmsl xxxaye and you kept my frigging toothpaste as well lmao

Did I fuck, you left it, I binned it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha aye but anyone who really knows you,knows you don't mean it

Fuck off shortarse xxxx awwwww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me

wuv oooofffftttttt toooo

Oi, I let you have a shower and never switched the hot water off!! pmsl xxxaye and you kept my frigging toothpaste as well lmao

Did I fuck, you left it, I binned it

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could have still been ok

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Read mine - it's the worst

Furry bear you disappoint me

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read mine - it's the worst

Furry bear you disappoint me

Why?

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nananananaaaaa I know and I'm no telling you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Read mine - it's the worst

Furry bear you disappoint me

Why?

nananananaaaaa I know and I'm no telling you

Probably because I've got a veri from you shortass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've yet to put very much and I know I really should but what to write is what stumps me

It doesn't matter. Most folk don't read it anyway.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Not liking the "no married" part

Says " not into married , girls couple's ." Married guy might be ok

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I've yet to put very much and I know I really should but what to write is what stumps me

It doesn't matter. Most folk don't read it anyway."

Especially if there are sexy pics to perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've yet to put very much and I know I really should but what to write is what stumps me

It doesn't matter. Most folk don't read it anyway.

Especially if there are sexy pics to perv

That could be where all the messages come from lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not liking the "no married" part

Says " not into married , girls couple's ." Married guy might be ok

Spot the comma...

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"my profile text basically tells every one to fuck off hahaha "

Mine too

saves so much hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so as I've been accused of having a list of demands on my profile, I deleted it and put some generic carp in instead.

So, just for fun, want to give me some ideas of what to write?

"Petite pogonophile, goes like a whippet...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so as I've been accused of having a list of demands on my profile, I deleted it and put some generic carp in instead.

So, just for fun, want to give me some ideas of what to write?

It's your profile if you want demands have them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so as I've been accused of having a list of demands on my profile, I deleted it and put some generic carp in instead.

So, just for fun, want to give me some ideas of what to write?

"Petite pogonophile, goes like a whippet...."

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dinna use fancy words,us common cunts don't understand them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok, so as I've been accused of having a list of demands on my profile, I deleted it and put some generic carp in instead.

So, just for fun, want to give me some ideas of what to write?

"Petite pogonophile, goes like a whippet...."

Ah hahahahaha!!!!

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