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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've heard the Samaritans have set up extra lines for Scottish football fans.. .

the number is 0800 10 10 10...

That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Hope you guys have a great weekend ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man goes to a brothel and says to the madam "here's £40,can you humiliate me?"

The madam throws him an England shirt and says "here put this on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man goes to a brothel and says to the madam "here's £40,can you humiliate me?"

The madam throws him an England shirt and says "here put this on" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tennis player is up in court & is asked his age? 30 love

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"A man goes to a brothel and says to the madam "here's £40,can you humiliate me?"

The madam throws him an England shirt and says "here put this on" "

Scots man visits a brothel and asks the lady if he could have anal... She says "that'll cost you an extra £75..!!"

.."£75.00... Whoa that's a bit expensive".. as he turned to walk out she said "tight arse!".."well in that case ..",says the guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was Roy hodgson speeding?

To get 3 points

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

What does England and a three pin

Plug have in common, both useless in Europe lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does England and a three pin

Plug have in common, both useless in Europe lol xxx"
^^^^lmfao@that^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What does England and a three pin

Plug have in common, both useless in Europe lol xxx"

you just changed scotland to england for that joke didnt you princess

come on this englishman wont judge honest

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"What does England and a three pin

Plug have in common, both useless in Europe lol xxx"

You should know better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do the English make better lovers than the Germans?

Because they are the only ones who can stay on top for 45 minutes and still finish second

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

England team visited an orphanage in France today " it was awful to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Pierre aged 4

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"England team visited an orphanage in France today " it was awful to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Pierre aged 4 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When is scotland playing?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

lol

Good thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two lions waking along Princess street....... one turns to the other and says "it's very quiet for a Saturday"

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

When the team of 66 were asked if they'd have beaten Iceland theyn said yep 1-0...

Only 1-0.?...

Yeah you've got to remember were all over 70 now...

Have a great weekend folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When the team of 66 were asked if they'd have beaten Iceland theyn said yep 1-0...

Only 1-0.?...

Yeah you've got to remember were all over 70 now...

Have a great weekend folks "

you as well xxx

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

The irony of the OPs tagline mentioning Iceland is not lost on Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ronaldo carried Portugal

Payet carried France

Bale carried Wales

British Airways carried England

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock


"I've heard the Samaritans have set up extra lines for Scottish football fans.. .

the number is 0800 10 10 10...

That's 0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.

Hope you guys have a great weekend .. "

Iceland 2 Poundland 0

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"The irony of the OPs tagline mentioning Iceland is not lost on Me "

I'm blaming my location on my lack of recentmeets, I'm sure I'll be very popular in Scotland though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not with the English in Scotland. Between the football and the vote Scotland has become a pretty unfriendly place again. And ive lived here most of my life.

It is nearly as bad as it was in 2014 with the indy ref. Point that out though and you are told to get a sense of humour.

Back off to the lounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The irony of the OPs tagline mentioning Iceland is not lost on Me

I'm blaming my location on my lack of recentmeets, I'm sure I'll be very popular in Scotland though.. "

Your always welcome in Scotland....

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"England team visited an orphanage in France today " it was awful to see their sad little faces with no hope" said Pierre aged 4 "

Hilarious

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