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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am so sorry dlt. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around.

In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn autocorrect. I meant "wifi", not "wife".

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Poor Mrs DLT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Gail hasn't posted recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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