FabSwingers.com forum: Fanny or cock like a.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'll start....

Fanny like a wizard's sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a babies arm

Fanny like a bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fanny like a burst couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a lion bar x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a punched lasagne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a yawning hippo

Fanny like a vintage golf bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fanny like a clown's pocket

Ps boke at punched lasagne!!

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

Cock like a sky remote or redbull can.

Fanny like donner kebab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worry about you guys

Punched lasagna? Really haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey...dont blame the guys that was a woman making the lasagne remark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey...dont blame the guys that was a woman making the lasagne remark!

I was meaning in general. Guys was an overall word lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey...dont blame the guys that was a woman making the lasagne remark!

Lol sorry, it was one I'd heard recently (not in reference to myself I must say!)

Will shuffle back off to my corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shuffle back over here and gimme some more...like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol no no don't go shuffling off. It made me lol. But I am worried about the horrendous parts guys see that they describe in this way llf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a butchers window...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...

..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol no no don't go shuffling off. It made me lol. But I am worried about the horrendous parts guys see that they describe in this way llf"

Hence the cock like a.....so i am not classed as muirfield!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...

..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol

A pinched lasagne? So its been pummelled gently? Lol x

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By *appy 2 lickMan
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Fanny like a basket ball ring and a cock like a walnut whip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a billboarder's bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

More splashes on his/her face than a painters radio...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like an axe wound!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...

..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol

It's ok, cake will sort everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Dutch' cake isnt the answer...red velvet from asda on the other hand...

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By *aydo88Man
over a year ago

Rutherglen

Fanny like a hippos yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fanny that tastes like nectar.

cock like my little finger.

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Fanny like a cat with a split head

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Fanny like an opened cheese toastie....

Ps just an observation but there are a LOT of food related remarks.... #justsaying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like roadkill

Cock like a baby's arm holding an apple

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By *ostEligibleBachelorMan
over a year ago

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"Fanny like a yawning hippo

Fanny like a vintage golf bag

Did you get these from frankie boyle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a flower from heaven....

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By *e gentle 100Woman
over a year ago

Bathgate

Fanny like throwing a tennis ball up a close or more like the cock is inadequate as I always say lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a horses handbrake!

Fanny like throwing a sausage up a close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a fishmongers slurry bucket!

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By *einyounowMan
over a year ago

Dundee

Fanny like a gutted rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...

..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol

It's ok, cake will sort everything

It it the answer to everything, will need to share it with a gorgeous lady to help me revert back to my old ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're gtn worse ????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're gtn worse ????????"

You're not wrong, jeeeeeeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a budgies claw

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By *976scottMan
over a year ago

North Lanarkshire

Fanny like a bulldog eating mayonnaise!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny like throwing a tennis ball up a close or more like the cock is inadequate as I always say lol xx"
...or like throwing a sausage up a close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a kicked over trifle

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By *orefuntimeMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Fanny likes . Yes I like Fannys ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a double cheese sub

Cock like a chipolata

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like an eraser on a pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a drop kicked cauliflower

Fanny like a badly packed kebab

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cock like a pickled gerkin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm trying not to ponder which food group is worse...the blue waffle or the pinched lasagne...

..I've lost my appetite and suddenly reverted back to heterosexuality lol

It's ok, cake will sort everything

It it the answer to everything, will need to share it with a gorgeous lady to help me revert back to my old ways

Normal service has resumed and not a blue waffle in sight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fanny like a punched lasagne

Did you see that txt too? The other quote was priceless " and here was i gonna tounge punch ur fartbox for you" almost wet myself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a ripped out fireplace

Cock like a midgies hardon wae a knot in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sooo glad we ate BEFORE reading this..

Just need to adulterate a finding nemo line here: Fanny's are friends, not FOOD!

But we did learn a couple of new ones last night:

Fanny like a vertical bacon sandwich..

Fanny no longer a flower - more like a cauliflower..

I'm slightly worried about the cock like a walnut whip.. maybe see a Dr?

Mr & Mrs J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny like a half chew'd wham bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a soggy wotsit

Fanny like The inside of a ham and cheese toastie

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Blurt like a chainsaw massacre

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By *e_frenchMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Cock like a baguette

Fanny like a cock garage

Fanny like a motorway (5 lanes X 5 lanes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a bookies pencil

Fanny like an alkys carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock like a broomstick me and my mates after playing footie years ago used to watch bruce forsyth and and a anthea turner on generation game and the we would say that he must have a cock we a broomstick to get we thought it was funny

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