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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyone got any advice on becoming a grandparent?

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By *andyman1963Man
over a year ago

Ayr

Have atleast 50mls safety gap if ot more.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

When they hit 4.......

Hock them up on sugar and send them home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am too young for that

Ask Granny Jinty

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"When they hit 4.......

Hock them up on sugar and send them home! "

Oh, and not just once either

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By *at n michaelCouple
over a year ago

AYRSHIRE

just enjoy ...........at the end of the day you hand them back lol cat .....p.s love being a grandma x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am too young for that

Ask Granny Jinty "

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Be yourself and enjoy.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Do you get to put their name on your truck ?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'd be more worried about him getting bullied for his lunch money when they get to primary 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you get to put their name on your truck ? "
not fucking likely,they wanna do that they can write to the following address:

Mr E Stobart esq

Bollocks lane

Shit driver industrial estate

Fucksville

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be more worried about him getting bullied for his lunch money when they get to primary 1 "
fuck they be doing that in nursery

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'd be more worried about him getting bullied for his lunch money when they get to primary 1 "

Nursery class

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd be more worried about him getting bullied for his lunch money when they get to primary 1

Nursery class "
beat you to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze them....but not too tight. They a lot. Bribe them with choccy buttons to say "I love granny the best". When they fudge their Huggies, straight back to mum. Never do overnighters ...that's the kids penance for shagging like rabbits. Expect them to get chickenpox on your birthday and cause party cancellation also massive tantrums when they don't manage to blow all your candles out for you!!!

Happy days. Wouldn't swap 'em!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ur gonna love it . Its damage totaly diff that when u bring up ur own kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.S.

Find out what parsnip pants are!!

Set all channels to Peppa Pig.

Get used to Frozen!

..also yoghurt mixed with snot!

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A BLOODY SECOND!!!!!!!!

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By *ary_ArgyllMan
over a year ago

Argyll


"Anyone got any advice on becoming a grandparent? "

You have kids and then they have kids - voila you're a grandparent

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone got any advice on becoming a grandparent?

You have kids and then they have kids - voila you're a grandparent "
easy when you put it like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.S.

Find out what parsnip pants are!!

Set all channels to Peppa Pig.

Get used to Frozen!

..also yoghurt mixed with snot!

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A BLOODY SECOND!!!!!!!! "
you can stick frozen up your arse straight away,the little bugger will be brought up watching convoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone got any advice on becoming a grandparent? "

yeah get one of your kids to have a baby! You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone got any advice on becoming a grandparent?

yeah get one of your kids to have a baby! You're welcome "
awww fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best thing I ever did

In fact wished they came first

Seriously enjoy I think I didn't have enough time to spend with my kids and now that I've slowed down and have more time on my hands I can enjoy the Grandkids

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best thing I ever did

In fact wished they came first

Seriously enjoy I think I didn't have enough time to spend with my kids and now that I've slowed down and have more time on my hands I can enjoy the Grandkids

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am getting used to the idea slowly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best thing I ever did

In fact wished they came first

Seriously enjoy I think I didn't have enough time to spend with my kids and now that I've slowed down and have more time on my hands I can enjoy the Grandkids

am getting used to the idea slowly"

You'll love it all. I'll meet you at the swings!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Best thing I ever did

In fact wished they came first

Seriously enjoy I think I didn't have enough time to spend with my kids and now that I've slowed down and have more time on my hands I can enjoy the Grandkids

am getting used to the idea slowly

You'll love it all. I'll meet you at the swings!!! "
fuck is that the lengths im gonna have to go to to finally meet you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I'm not a grandparent yet but can't wait for my turn to come lol.

Just enjoy and cherish every second

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*cold sweat*

Not ready for that....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not a grandparent yet but can't wait for my turn to come lol.

Just enjoy and cherish every second "
I will,still a while off yet though,she only recently found out herself so lots of time to prepare myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a grandparent yet but can't wait for my turn to come lol.

Just enjoy and cherish every second I will,still a while off yet though,she only recently found out herself so lots of time to prepare myself lol"

Congratulations xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not a grandparent yet but can't wait for my turn to come lol.

Just enjoy and cherish every second I will,still a while off yet though,she only recently found out herself so lots of time to prepare myself lol

Congratulations xxx"
fanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"P.S.

Find out what parsnip pants are!!

Set all channels to Peppa Pig.

Get used to Frozen!

..also yoghurt mixed with snot!

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A BLOODY SECOND!!!!!!!! you can stick frozen up your arse straight away,the little bugger will be brought up watching convoy"

Tried that ...... Convoy smokey and the bandit, race cars even has his own custom made race suit for a 2 year old to match dads and granps but peppa pig and frozen still wins over toy story and cars ????????

Best advice have deep pockets because now you pay for the little tikes's little tikey's nappies wet wipes pram cot etc the list goes on but worth every penny when they look at you and smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"P.S.

Find out what parsnip pants are!!

Set all channels to Peppa Pig.

Get used to Frozen!

..also yoghurt mixed with snot!

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK FOR A BLOODY SECOND!!!!!!!! you can stick frozen up your arse straight away,the little bugger will be brought up watching convoy

Tried that ...... Convoy smokey and the bandit, race cars even has his own custom made race suit for a 2 year old to match dads and granps but peppa pig and frozen still wins over toy story and cars ????????

Best advice have deep pockets because now you pay for the little tikes's little tikey's nappies wet wipes pram cot etc the list goes on but worth every penny when they look at you and smile "
as they fill their nappy while sat on your knee?

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By *he UnshaggablesCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

All am saying is grandchildren give more pleasure than their parents probably because you can hand them back when the going gets tough

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By *oznrayCouple
over a year ago

helensburgh

It's great matey, totally different attitude than that of your own kids, hopefully they will be close enough for you to enjoy, if not technology these days helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember it's not your child

Listen to the parents

Don't be in competition with the other set of grandparents

The mum would rather you take the wean a walk than have your company x

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