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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What was the funniest or best opening message someone sent you to make you instantly reply?

What did it say....dont be shy....

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

i've never been sent an opening message lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Me either lol

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

i did actually get a complement from one woman for my opening message, for it being funniest she'd had so far lol was a simple one liner too, shame i wasn't quite what she was looking for though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What did ye write? Lol

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

well she had this picture of her very sexy naked body on her bed.

and i said wow nice bedspread! (which it actually was) and asked her where she got it from lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That is funny! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't remember but it involved hot chocolate, alcohol and laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What was the funniest or best opening message someone sent you to make you instantly reply?

What did it say....dont be shy...."
funniest one I ever got was from a young lady,it simply said "fancy a fuck?"

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By *arkob13Man
over a year ago

Airdrie

how much does a polar bear weight ... enough to break the ice

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I can't remember the exact 1st message but it involved some single guy from Sth England coming up to Edinburgh to... impregnate... me lol I said ok but he didn't get back to me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't remember the exact 1st message but it involved some single guy from Sth England coming up to Edinburgh to... impregnate... me lol I said ok but he didn't get back to me lol "
would it work if I tried it?

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I can't remember the exact 1st message but it involved some single guy from Sth England coming up to Edinburgh to... impregnate... me lol I said ok but he didn't get back to me lol would it work if I tried it? "

Lol noo ooooo!!!!!

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