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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lets have an agony aunt type thing where anyone can post a prob and anyone can answer if they have a (sensible?) answer. Anything at all, made up, real or just totally off the wall! Have some fun peeps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

heres one to start....

dear me, (lol) i have problems with my cat staring at me, and its most offputting. What can i do other than poke it in the eye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm don't know what you should do, but what ever you do don't put it in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhh forgot what i was going to say....er that's my problem i think... or was it ... help please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm don't know what you should do, but what ever you do don't put it in the bin "

Lol!

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

i have a problem ive lost my snake how do i find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check in my boxers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"heres one to start....

dear me, (lol) i have problems with my cat staring at me, and its most offputting. What can i do other than poke it in the eye?"

Have you tried feeding it some of it's favorite cream that should get it purring again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Ms Sheets i seem to have a problem with excessive hand to gland combat..is this normal and will my hairy palms go away

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Mrs Sheets will u tell tazkan i will look there.What kind of snake has he got

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

tazkan- _eather will go rummage so long as its not venomous....

hairy palms stinkfist... i find hot wax works... maybe candles will have that effect?

Forgot your name the forgetful poster - maybes i should have written it down but anyway erm... write things down poster that forgets thinkgs. i find that helps! lol

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By *carletRomanceCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Dear Ms. Sheets,

Everytime we look at your pics we get funny feeling in our "down-below" places. What should we do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i prescribe some pepto bismal for dodgy rumblings of any sort if not change the bed linen! don't want your sheets getting as sticky as mine!

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By *carletRomanceCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"i prescribe some pepto bismal for dodgy rumblings of any sort if not change the bed linen! don't want your sheets getting as sticky as mine!"

That's no fun :P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ah so you like my pics? ok for that defo go to sepcsavers quick!

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By *carletRomanceCouple
over a year ago

glasgow


"ah so you like my pics? ok for that defo go to sepcsavers quick!"

Imagine if that was a new specsavers add!

Don't be silly - you're hot. Kitty says so too (and she has her glasses on too).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ooo! i likes a woman with glasses, they look so naughty secretary-ish!

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By *carletRomanceCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

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By *carletRomanceCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Don't have the legs for a pencil skirt though

More of a naughty nerd hehehe!

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