FabSwingers.com forum: Hijack this thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please hijack this thread & make it about whatever you want. & if you are reading it & don't like its direction, hijack it again.

Initially this thread is about cuddling to sleep. We don't really do it much but sometimes it just happens. What about you?

Mr J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hijacking threads on the forum. Surely this is frowned apon. Can't believe people would do this on here. They would be ridiculed surely

Cuddling not really my thing

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What do you think of the price of mince these days? Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I do love a snuggle. But I'd be snuggling Mrs J though.

Sorry Mr J, I like you but not in that way

Now where's the cakes?

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I do love a snuggle. But I'd be snuggling Mrs J though.

Sorry Mr J, I like you but not in that way

Now where's the cakes?

Moist muffins.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had 1 meet almost arranged last night.. went to ask her where to get her and that was the end of the convo.

So then I went all the way to Dundee and guess what...

You got it no show again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel your pain man, the price of petroleum these days whoosh, that's an expensive journey.

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Love cuddles

But just now I could do with crêpes, bacon and maples syrup.

But not cheap maple syrup... nothing worse, got to be the decent stuff

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'd love to be cuddled.

I'd also love a back neck and shoulder massage. I'm all achey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can fit all the other planets in the solar system into the mass of Jupiter and that it's red spot could contain the Earth THREE times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I used to get red spots as a teenager that could contain the earth 3 times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon and mushrooms on toast , and big cup of tea for brekies

You can see the bacon cuddling the mushrooms

Wibble

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'd love to be cuddled.

I'd also love a back neck and shoulder massage. I'm all achey "

You only had to ask

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Dumbarton

Gotta love Sunday Brunch

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By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

lets dress all the women of the world in latex.. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam as my best friend calls me,An english tattie munching tnuc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yass Game of Thrones tonight

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Baws!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I've

Eaten

Too

Much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a nice man with a kinky streak and a big cock. Instead i get assholes. And they are never good to look at.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a nice man with a kinky streak and a big cock. Instead i get assholes. And they are never good to look at."

Read that as kinky steak. Was wondering what you were having for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a nice man with a kinky streak and a big cock. Instead i get assholes. And they are never good to look at.

Read that as kinky steak. Was wondering what you were having for dinner

I read it as kinky steak too

Specsavers for you and I

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By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hibs are still a shitty little tin pot club.

Thanks for this opportunity.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Anyone want a shag ?... it's why we're here after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

o got friction burns on my ass when d*unk by reliving youth and sliding down an old wooden slide in my shorts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Graco Baby high chair for sale.

Excellent condition little used.

£15

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Lemon drizzle cake wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Graco Baby high chair for sale.

Excellent condition little used.

£15

Ahhhh come on there at least worth £20 your doing yourself

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Graco Baby high chair for sale.

Excellent condition little used.

£15

DLT might be interested

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By *heesyheadbandMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NMD, raise you age range and you could get me anytime hun, xxx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Graco Baby high chair for sale.

Excellent condition little used.

£15

DLT might be interested

cool. £20 then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Graco Baby high chair for sale.

Excellent condition little used.

£15

DLT might be interested

cool. £20 then?

Typical - think I ve just gone myself

Can you deliver

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

I love to dance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my mountain bike is worth more than my motor car

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

SUNSHINE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hay fever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alla Akbar... Alla Akbar... Alla Akbar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind

North or northeast 4 or 5, occasionally 6 later.

Sea state

Slight, becoming moderate.

Weather

Fair.

Visibility

Good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thar she blows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiver me quimbers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aaarrrggghhhh jim lad,where seaman stains and Roger the cabin boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, a gots nothin'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found out recently that I REALLY like squid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found out recently that I REALLY like squid.

"
Did you know squid have 8 testicle? Oh excuse me that's tentacles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found out recently that I REALLY like squid.

Did you know squid have 8 testicle? Oh excuse me that's tentacles

Seman... Sorry , seafood is high in protein...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Give me back the sun!!

I'm a time waster, a fake AND an attention seeker all rolled into one

And I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me back the sun!!

I'm a time waster, a fake AND an attention seeker all rolled into one

And I like it

You missed out cake fiend and pirate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seagulls have creepy feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone have a "R" rabbit padlock in the 70's same as Sid's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do sheep have knees? X

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

My boss is a tosser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad it's not hot and sunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to get red spots as a teenager that could contain the earth 3 times "

Ohhh I feel your remembered pain too lol... on another point...

It's impossible for you to lick your own elbow... AND

75% of people who read that will try to lick their own elbow...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I used to get red spots as a teenager that could contain the earth 3 times

Ohhh I feel your remembered pain too lol... on another point...

It's impossible for you to lick your own elbow... AND

75% of people who read that will try to lick their own elbow...

Some people actually can lick there elbow QI had an audience guest do it a while ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/16 20:47:12]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the peanut butter Oreos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god for my douche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the grand old age of 57 I did something today for the first time!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What did you do?

Mr J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What did you do?

Mr J"

Not telling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to get red spots as a teenager that could contain the earth 3 times

Ohhh I feel your remembered pain too lol... on another point...

It's impossible for you to lick your own elbow... AND

75% of people who read that will try to lick their own elbow...

Some people actually can lick there elbow QI had an audience guest do it a while ago

There's always someone out there who will ruin a perfectly good theory... thank feck lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the grand old age of 57 I did something today for the first time!!!

Well done missus - one should always aim to do SOMETHING for the first time ALL the time

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 26/05/16 04:41:10]

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

God toothache is a fucking bitch!! Is woken me up worse than ever!! I thought it was getting better! Ugh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booooooooooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 12 and half hours my best mate getting castrated...if it was an option on fab half the men would have been castrated

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