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"Ohh, that broke thought you'd spent all his money "fuck all money for her to spend | |||
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"Tell him to MAN UP
Either that or I'll need to head up "Ffs you've been threatening that for ages | |||
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"No wonder he is such a short arse..you're wearing him down "it's nae my legs that's getting worn down  | |||
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"You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate" Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT "I never said I was moaning | |||
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"You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate" Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT "My thoughts exactly lol | |||
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"You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate" Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT
My thoughts exactly lol"awww Ffs minty dinna you start | |||
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing "Looking for viagra biscuits to dunk in his tea | |||
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing "Weeping copiously?????? pmsl | |||
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing
Weeping copiously?????? pmsl "naw I had my mouth full | |||
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"So, viagra biscuits then..." rich tea injected with liquid viagrs | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy "No Andy....that's him stood up | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up "Oh yeah | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah "furry | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry"Whaaaat? | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? "YOUR DEAD!!!!! | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!! "Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest  | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!
Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest "I'll cut your femoral artery ya twat | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!
Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest I'll cut your femoral artery ya twat "You'd need to stand up first | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!
Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest I'll cut your femoral artery ya twat
You'd need to stand up first "Or stand on a chair | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!
Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest I'll cut your femoral artery ya twat
You'd need to stand up first
Or stand on a chair "I'll just bite yer f*****g ankles ya wookie s******g f*****t | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!! "You're | |||
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing "Flossing his teeth? | |||
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing
Flossing his teeth? "bit hard to do that | |||
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing
Flossing his teeth? bit hard to do that "Aw did ye take yer teeth out? | |||
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"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing
Flossing his teeth? bit hard to do that
Aw did ye take yer teeth out? "naw | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!
You're"
Unfortunately wasted on him | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!
You're
Unfortunately wasted on him "nae need for that | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!
You're
Unfortunately wasted on him nae need for that "True though | |||
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"On his knees begging for mercy
No Andy....that's him stood up
Oh yeah furry
Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!
You're
Unfortunately wasted on him nae need for that
True though "I'm gonna treat that with the contempt it deserves | |||
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"So what the fuck are you doing instead of fucking mrs "waiting on my second wind arriving,hope it's quick lol | |||
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"So what the fuck are you doing instead of fucking mrs waiting on my second wind arriving,hope it's quick lol "PMSL She may haver a loooooong wait | |||
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"When ones hubby is broken in Scotland the correct explanation is " the fucking fuckers fucked"" fank ooo | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... "it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out"Surely vitamins D L and T | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Surely vitamins D L and T "Lol | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Surely vitamins D L and T
Lol "Ffs don't encourage him | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Surely vitamins D L and T
Lol Ffs don't encourage him "Sod off you, you're away all week and a woman has needs | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out"Was it b12 ? | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Was it b12 ?"I was told mine B9, 9.5... | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Was it b12 ?"Yes | |||
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"That could happen tonight, if he begs me to stop again lol" Can you not get a replacement trucker to fill in for him? | |||
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"That could happen tonight, if he begs me to stop again lol Can you not get a replacement trucker to fill in for him?" If I was close enough.....yes she would | |||
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"That could happen tonight, if he begs me to stop again lol Can you not get a replacement trucker to fill in for him? If I was close enough.....yes she would "your no a f*****g trucker,you only drive a b********g puddle jumper,trucker my a*** | |||
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"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate "aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now | |||
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"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now "Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate
But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur
If you had some she might stroke it | |||
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"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now
Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate
But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur
If you had some she might stroke it "as I cast my line and wait for the fishes to bite | |||
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"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now
Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate
But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur
If you had some she might stroke it as I cast my line and wait for the fishes to bite "Sitting on your toadstool at the side of the pond?? | |||
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"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now
Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate
But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur
If you had some she might stroke it as I cast my line and wait for the fishes to bite
Sitting on your toadstool at the side of the pond?? "at least I've got a comfy seat | |||
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"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now
Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate
But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur
If you had some she might stroke it as I cast my line and wait for the fishes to bite
Sitting on your toadstool at the side of the pond?? at least I've got a comfy seat "Careful you don't fall off | |||
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"*sings* Lights will guide you home And ignite your boner And I will try To fix yoooooooooooo!! "you should have been on Eurovision at the weekend | |||
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"*sings* Lights will guide you home And ignite your boner And I will try To fix yoooooooooooo!! you should have been on Eurovision at the weekend "Would have been but I couldn't speed it up....or slow it down | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing "I've heard that she sings like a canary when the right "motivation" is given | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing "Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently "Well she is a granny after all (albeit a very glamorous granny) | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently "Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!  | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently Well she is a granny after all (albeit a very glamorous granny) "Yeah but she's been singing them to Bothy | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently Well she is a granny after all (albeit a very glamorous granny)
Yeah but she's been singing them to Bothy "Doesn't matter who she is singing em to | |||
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"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out
Was it b12 ?
Yes"Well, if your energy levels are anything like mine were after 6 injections DLT can expect to be broke for about 3 weeks | |||
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"I have broken mr dlt this weekend, he can't cope with my mojo being back with a vengeance, We had a fantastic play meet last night, on the way home I made him stop, 3 times later we came home and I got him to do it all over again, now he says hell woman you broke me, And I still want more, "how are you gorgeous been trying to contact you x | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!! "Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy "haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers "Nice to see you put yourself in the list | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers
Nice to see you put yourself in the list "f*****g c**t | |||
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"What's a puddle jumper?" a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks | |||
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks "I thought it was a little aeroplane | |||
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane "Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.  | |||
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"Ah right. The mopeds of the trucking world. "eggsackerly | |||
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"No way Mr Jinty can actually sing
Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently
Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!
Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers "Does Furry have a caravan then, that explains it | |||
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes. "Oi you....don't start that again
Look at the trouble it caused last time | |||
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.
Oi you....don't start that again
Look at the trouble it caused last time "It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment!  | |||
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.
Oi you....don't start that again
Look at the trouble it caused last time
It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment! "Two things. ....ventilation shafts and stealing your zimmer | |||
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he canny keep up with me at the moment.
At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,
Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem? | |||
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"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.
At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,
Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem? "Stick a finger up his ass that will get him moving | |||
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"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks
I thought it was a little aeroplane
Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.
Oi you....don't start that again
Look at the trouble it caused last time
It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment!
Two things. ....ventilation shafts and stealing your zimmer "You wouldn't dare! | |||
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"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.
At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,
Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem? "Jump leads? | |||
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"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.
At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,
Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem?
Stick a finger up his ass that will get him moving "Or a couple of chunky duracell batteries, have you seen how long that bunny can go for | |||
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It won't help but it will make us all laugh Mrs DLT | |||
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"Have you tried packing him in ice "you want it to disappear altogether? | |||
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"Have you tried packing him in ice you want it to disappear altogether? "There wasn't much to work with in the first place im told. It's cocktail sticks not ice lolly sticks | |||
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"Have you tried packing him in ice you want it to disappear altogether?
There wasn't much to work with in the first place im told. It's cocktail sticks not ice lolly sticks "As big as that!!!!!! I'll put the matchsticks away then | |||
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"Have you tried packing him in ice you want it to disappear altogether?
There wasn't much to work with in the first place im told. It's cocktail sticks not ice lolly sticks
As big as that!!!!!!
I'll put the matchsticks away then "He might need them to keep his eyes open | |||
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"He isn't home tonight and am needing SEX, "Damn I should've popped by when I was coming back from Aberdeen | |||
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"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT "better than driving a puddle jumper | |||
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"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper "Has Andy got a Fiat 500???? | |||
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"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper
Has Andy got a Fiat 500????"naw a Fiat 500 I too big for him | |||
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"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper
Has Andy got a Fiat 500????naw a Fiat 500 I too big for him "Still better than a stobart lorry | |||
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"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper
Has Andy got a Fiat 500????naw a Fiat 500 I too big for him
Still better than a stobart lorry "At least you don't have to wear a hi viz | |||
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