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Mr dlt is broken,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have broken mr dlt this weekend, he can't cope with my mojo being back with a vengeance,

We had a fantastic play meet last night, on the way home I made him stop, 3 times later we came home and I got him to do it all over again, now he says hell woman you broke me,

And I still want more,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wonder he is such a short arse..you're wearing him down

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Tell him to MAN UP

Either that or I'll need to head up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohh, that broke

thought you'd spent all his money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh, that broke

thought you'd spent all his money "
fuck all money for her to spend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell him to MAN UP

Either that or I'll need to head up "
Ffs you've been threatening that for ages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No wonder he is such a short arse..you're wearing him down "
it's nae my legs that's getting worn down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate"

Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate"

Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT "
I never said I was moaning

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath


"You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate"

Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT "

My thoughts exactly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're away for the week, you've plenty of time to "recuperate"

Stop moaning, others would kill for the chance to be broken by Mrs DLT

My thoughts exactly lol"
awww Ffs minty dinna you start

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

And why not lol

You'll have to go to work for a rest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing "

Looking for viagra biscuits to dunk in his tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing "

Weeping copiously?????? pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing

Weeping copiously?????? pmsl "
naw I had my mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, viagra biscuits then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, viagra biscuits then..."
rich tea injected with liquid viagrs

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

On his knees begging for mercy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy "

No Andy....that's him stood up

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up "

Oh yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah "
furry

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry"

Whaaaat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? "
YOUR DEAD!!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!! "

Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!

Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest "
I'll cut your femoral artery ya twat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!

Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest I'll cut your femoral artery ya twat "

You'd need to stand up first

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!

Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest I'll cut your femoral artery ya twat

You'd need to stand up first "

Or stand on a chair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!

Nope. You'd struggle to reach my chest I'll cut your femoral artery ya twat

You'd need to stand up first

Or stand on a chair "
I'll just bite yer f*****g ankles ya wookie s******g f*****t

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Knew I shouldn't have looked at this thread Sometimes there's such a thing as too much information

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!! "

You're

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did ye aye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing "

Flossing his teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing

Flossing his teeth? "
bit hard to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing

Flossing his teeth? bit hard to do that "

Aw did ye take yer teeth out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am lying on the settee in just my dressing gown, legs apart and guess what mr dlt is doing

Flossing his teeth? bit hard to do that

Aw did ye take yer teeth out? "
naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!

You're"

Unfortunately wasted on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!

You're

Unfortunately wasted on him "
nae need for that

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!

You're

Unfortunately wasted on him nae need for that "

True though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On his knees begging for mercy

No Andy....that's him stood up

Oh yeah furry

Whaaaat? YOUR DEAD!!!!!

You're

Unfortunately wasted on him nae need for that

True though "
I'm gonna treat that with the contempt it deserves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell........ contempt.... where did that come from

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

So what the fuck are you doing instead of fucking mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what the fuck are you doing instead of fucking mrs "
waiting on my second wind arriving,hope it's quick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what the fuck are you doing instead of fucking mrs waiting on my second wind arriving,hope it's quick lol "

PMSL

She may haver a loooooong wait

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By *obertELeeMan
over a year ago

Montrose

When ones hubby is broken in Scotland the correct explanation is " the fucking fuckers fucked"

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

Is it not your 5th wind lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he's got wind I'm running away fast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When ones hubby is broken in Scotland the correct explanation is " the fucking fuckers fucked""
fank ooo

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there

When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... "
it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out"

Surely vitamins D L and T

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out

Surely vitamins D L and T "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out

Surely vitamins D L and T

Lol "
Ffs don't encourage him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out

Surely vitamins D L and T

Lol Ffs don't encourage him "

Sod off you, you're away all week and a woman has needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out"

Was it b12 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out

Was it b12 ?"

I was told mine B9, 9.5...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out

Was it b12 ?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried ice lolly sticks and elastic bands to fix him yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That could happen tonight, if he begs me to stop again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't worry, mofest is coming up, sure there will be plenty of stiff cocks about. lol.

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By *uck knows41Man
over a year ago

Arbroath

Are you planning to break him again tonight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That could happen tonight, if he begs me to stop again lol"

Can you not get a replacement trucker to fill in for him?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"That could happen tonight, if he begs me to stop again lol

Can you not get a replacement trucker to fill in for him?"

If I was close enough.....yes she would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That could happen tonight, if he begs me to stop again lol

Can you not get a replacement trucker to fill in for him?

If I was close enough.....yes she would "
your no a f*****g trucker,you only drive a b********g puddle jumper,trucker my a***

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're autocorrect is still knackered mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate "
aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now "

Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate

But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur

If you had some she might stroke it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now

Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate

But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur

If you had some she might stroke it "
as I cast my line and wait for the fishes to bite

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now

Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate

But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur

If you had some she might stroke it as I cast my line and wait for the fishes to bite "

Sitting on your toadstool at the side of the pond??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now

Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate

But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur

If you had some she might stroke it as I cast my line and wait for the fishes to bite

Sitting on your toadstool at the side of the pond?? "
at least I've got a comfy seat

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"You're autocorrect is still knackered mate aye only seems to go tits up when furry says something because it seems fine now

Sorry I don't drive for stobart like you mate

But it's not my fault Mrs DLT likes my fur

If you had some she might stroke it as I cast my line and wait for the fishes to bite

Sitting on your toadstool at the side of the pond?? at least I've got a comfy seat "

Careful you don't fall off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure Mrs DLTs pillows would protect him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sings*

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your boner

And I will try

To fix yoooooooooooo!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sings*

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your boner

And I will try

To fix yoooooooooooo!! "
you should have been on Eurovision at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*sings*

Lights will guide you home

And ignite your boner

And I will try

To fix yoooooooooooo!! you should have been on Eurovision at the weekend "

Would have been but I couldn't speed it up....or slow it down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing "
I've heard that she sings like a canary when the right "motivation" is given

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing "

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently "
Well she is a granny after all (albeit a very glamorous granny)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently "

Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently Well she is a granny after all (albeit a very glamorous granny) "

Yeah but she's been singing them to Bothy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently Well she is a granny after all (albeit a very glamorous granny)

Yeah but she's been singing them to Bothy "
Doesn't matter who she is singing em to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find out what caused this increase in libido, do please patent it and flog it over the internet and make a few bob... it was a lack of vitamin b in her body,as soon as she got 6 iron injections in 2 weeks it seemed to sort everything out

Was it b12 ?

Yes"

Well, if your energy levels are anything like mine were after 6 injections DLT can expect to be broke for about 3 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have broken mr dlt this weekend, he can't cope with my mojo being back with a vengeance,

We had a fantastic play meet last night, on the way home I made him stop, 3 times later we came home and I got him to do it all over again, now he says hell woman you broke me,

And I still want more,

"
how are you gorgeous been trying to contact you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently

Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!! "

Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently

Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!

Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy "
haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently

Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!

Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers "

Nice to see you put yourself in the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently

Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!

Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers

Nice to see you put yourself in the list "
f*****g c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a puddle jumper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a puddle jumper?"
a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah right. The mopeds of the trucking world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks "

I thought it was a little aeroplane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks

I thought it was a little aeroplane "

Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah right. The mopeds of the trucking world. "
eggsackerly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No way Mr

Jinty can actually sing

Yeah but it's been nursery rhymes recently

Too right...I've done "The wheels on the Bus" so many times the tyres are flat!!

Change bus to truck, keep somebody happy haha aye me,buses are only slightly less infuriating than caravans,stobarts and tesco drivers "

Does Furry have a caravan then, that explains it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks

I thought it was a little aeroplane

Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes. "

Oi you....don't start that again

Look at the trouble it caused last time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks

I thought it was a little aeroplane

Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.

Oi you....don't start that again

Look at the trouble it caused last time "

It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks

I thought it was a little aeroplane

Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.

Oi you....don't start that again

Look at the trouble it caused last time

It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment! "

Two things. ....ventilation shafts and stealing your zimmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.

At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,

Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.

At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,

Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem? "

Stick a finger up his ass that will get him moving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's a puddle jumper?a little lorry for someone who hasn't graduated onto big trucks

I thought it was a little aeroplane

Only a 67 year old dude would think about aeroplanes.

Oi you....don't start that again

Look at the trouble it caused last time

It saved dozens on men getting a disappointment!

Two things. ....ventilation shafts and stealing your zimmer "

You wouldn't dare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.

At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,

Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem? "

Jump leads?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He still broken, he canny keep up with me at the moment.

At this rate my batteries will have died by the weekend to,

Any suggestions how to rective this huge problem?

Stick a finger up his ass that will get him moving "

Or a couple of chunky duracell batteries, have you seen how long that bunny can go for

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Shove two duracells up his ass.....attach jump leads to his nipples and stand back and admire your handiwork. Don't forget to take pictures too

It won't help but it will make us all laugh Mrs DLT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried packing him in ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried packing him in ice "
you want it to disappear altogether?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Have you tried packing him in ice you want it to disappear altogether? "

There wasn't much to work with in the first place im told. It's cocktail sticks not ice lolly sticks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you tried packing him in ice you want it to disappear altogether?

There wasn't much to work with in the first place im told. It's cocktail sticks not ice lolly sticks "

As big as that!!!!!!

I'll put the matchsticks away then

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By *rebor601cplCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Once at the play meet ,one then another 3times on the way home =5 in one evening ,he's a stud ,I'm lucky if I could manage 5 in a week lol

Your a very demanding lady lol

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Have you tried packing him in ice you want it to disappear altogether?

There wasn't much to work with in the first place im told. It's cocktail sticks not ice lolly sticks

As big as that!!!!!!

I'll put the matchsticks away then "

He might need them to keep his eyes open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

He isn't home tonight and am needing SEX,

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"He isn't home tonight and am needing SEX, "

Damn I should've popped by when I was coming back from Aberdeen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now you tell me xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Always late with the info my furry bear xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, I'm bloody miles away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT "
better than driving a puddle jumper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper "

Has Andy got a Fiat 500????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper

Has Andy got a Fiat 500????"
naw a Fiat 500 I too big for him

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper

Has Andy got a Fiat 500????naw a Fiat 500 I too big for him "

Still better than a stobart lorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody van drivers eh Mrs DLT better than driving a puddle jumper

Has Andy got a Fiat 500????naw a Fiat 500 I too big for him

Still better than a stobart lorry "

At least you don't have to wear a hi viz

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