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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i can tell you after going into a dark tunnel last night to protect the worl from the master duck his minions did echo as i taunted them with orange sauce,,,the dastadly master may of escaped but i need the truth to be out on social media so you all know the manipulation of the media will not be tolerated by this hero duck fighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All polar bears are left handed.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Dead ducks don't quack

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Dead ducks don't quack "

But they taste amazing with pineapple

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duck and pineapple? Not plum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ducks off!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All polar bears are left handed."

This is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ducks off!!!! "

But the Veal is veally good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wir vollen ein auto mieten.

I think he's volunteering to go out and get some meat?

No need..Vee haff meat here in zee building!

Don't mention the war..i did but I think I got away with it...

Random Jinty thoughts..... Apologies

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Wir vollen ein auto mieten.

I think he's volunteering to go out and get some meat?

No need..Vee haff meat here in zee building!

Don't mention the war..i did but I think I got away with it...

Random Jinty thoughts..... Apologies "

Stay off the vino

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

You started it - you invaded Poland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mention the war!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goes for a chippy to be safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All polar bears are left handed.

This is true "

Nah, sadly it's a myth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All polar bears are left handed.

This is true

Nah, sadly it's a myth."

They said evil ducks were a myth to..i can testify that they are reall...so maybe polar bears are indeed left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All polar bears are left handed.

This is true

Nah, sadly it's a myth.

They said evil ducks were a myth to..i can testify that they are reall...so maybe polar bears are indeed left handed "

As a leftie, I can testify that polar bears can be either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can polar bears be left handed when they don't have hands...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can polar bears be left handed when they don't have hands... "

Left pawed then - pedant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can polar bears be left handed when they don't have hands...

Left pawed then - pedant "

I'm just PAWticular lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can polar bears be left handed when they don't have hands...

Left pawed then - pedant

I'm just PAWticular lolol "

Oh dear *shakes head and rolls eyes*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How can polar bears be left handed when they don't have hands...

Left pawed then - pedant

I'm just PAWticular lolol

Oh dear *shakes head and rolls eyes*"

Can't you BEAR it lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am left handed...does that me a polar bear?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am left handed...does that me a polar bear? "

No but mebbe you BEAR left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am left handed...does that me a polar bear?

No but mebbe you BEAR left "

Your joke maker needs replaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am left handed...does that me a polar bear?

No but mebbe you BEAR left

Your joke maker needs replaced "

I shall PAWS to reflect on that lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am left handed...does that me a polar bear?

No but mebbe you BEAR left

Your joke maker needs replaced

I shall PAWS to reflect on that lovely lady "

Bloody hell...you just can't help it, can you?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am left handed...does that me a polar bear?

No but mebbe you BEAR left

Your joke maker needs replaced

I shall PAWS to reflect on that lovely lady

Bloody hell...you just can't help it, can you?!!!"

I'm a hopeless case = we all are in our house ... sorry ... Bear with me lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am left handed...does that me a polar bear?

No but mebbe you BEAR left

Your joke maker needs replaced

I shall PAWS to reflect on that lovely lady

Bloody hell...you just can't help it, can you?!!!

I'm a hopeless case = we all are in our house ... sorry ... Bear with me lolol "

Hahaha!!! Nutter x

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