FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest opening message

By *ohn_spartan OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Thought it would be interesting to hear some cracking opening message tales.

New to using the forums so may have been covered before but I'm sure we all get them. Those messages you have to read more than once just to be sure you didn't get it wrong somewhere. No naming n shaming needed. Keep it light n all that

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I got my first weird one just the other day saying "the sites full of people like you" then a second one telling me "never mind your to into the site"

I've been scratching my head since lol

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always send ..do you Want to help me fight the duck war....i get blocked a lot for some reason

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Will your mrs kick me in the balls?"

From a guy who lived in the midlands and was willing to drive a 700 mile round trip for the privilege

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aargh no way!! We had that one too. Guy got really pissed off with us.

Had 'I'd pay to shag your (sic) wife'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure there have been many weird ones... but the one that springs to mind is the guy asking if I would consider someone with a 2inch cock... at first I thought he was being cheeky/witty but he then sent pics and into more detail on how he could compensate...

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"Aargh no way!! We had that one too. Guy got really pissed off with us.

Had 'I'd pay to shag your (sic) wife'

Was it around Christmas time and did he ask to film it?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"I'm sure there have been many weird ones... but the one that springs to mind is the guy asking if I would consider someone with a 2inch cock... at first I thought he was being cheeky/witty but he then sent pics and into more detail on how he could compensate...

Aww, bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, bless

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I received a message from a FF Couple who wanted me to go to their Hotel.They said that they hoped i didnt mind if they brought another 2 of their Female friends.They said they all wanted too play with each other and for me to be stripped naked and watch.

Huh !!

See they feckin Spam Messages ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got one once asking if I'd met a bald man in hotel on Saturday? From a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this quite a few times though I usually just delete the messages, never seen the pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this quite a few times though I usually just delete the messages, never seen the pics. "

Yep me too... curiosity got the better of me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy say that he wanted to meet me and 'blow my brains out' then a very quick second message to say that he meant 'blow my mind'......

Not quite sure how the first message got sent. If it was auto text then that is still worrying......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy say that he wanted to meet me and 'blow my brains out' then a very quick second message to say that he meant 'blow my mind'......

Not quite sure how the first message got sent. If it was auto text then that is still worrying......"

I think maybe it was a case of a standing cock types no sense... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy say that he wanted to meet me and 'blow my brains out' then a very quick second message to say that he meant 'blow my mind'......

Not quite sure how the first message got sent. If it was auto text then that is still worrying......

I think maybe it was a case of a standing cock types no sense... lol

Indeed! Will still avoid just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a guy say that he wanted to meet me and 'blow my brains out' then a very quick second message to say that he meant 'blow my mind'......

Not quite sure how the first message got sent. If it was auto text then that is still worrying......

I think maybe it was a case of a standing cock types no sense... lol

Indeed! Will still avoid just in case

Wise lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weirdest so far is "I want to tongue punch your fart box".

I couldn't reply for laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My weirdest so far is "I want to tongue punch your fart box".

I couldn't reply for laughing

I can't stop laughing at that that's a good one.

Mine's was "your hot can I eat your shit"

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