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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Recently been inundated with requests to meet guys in their trucks in lay-bys etc.

Is it just me or does this not sound like the plot for some B movie serial killer flick lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha! I've had this a few times but it was more... 'I'll pick you up, pump you in the back but you'll have to find your own way home...' Aye no bother buddy, such gentleman

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Ya gotta love the gies a shag brigade just need a cafe and a guy called hans roll cameras for production of layby lovers with hot sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had this too.. i just think it sounds dead seedy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha! I've had this a few times but it was more... 'I'll pick you up, pump you in the back but you'll have to find your own way home...' Aye no bother buddy, such gentleman "

It's more pick you up, pump you then dice you into nice manageable pieces to store in my freezer hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably because they cannae afford a hotel....

On a serious note though, I'd hate to think women would take the risk, especially nowadays. Stay safe girls!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably because they cannae afford a hotel....

On a serious note though, I'd hate to think women would take the risk, especially nowadays. Stay safe girls!!!"

You'd honestly be surprised at the amount of offers like that you get.

I'd never put myself in that situation but there are worryingly women who will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Probably because they cannae afford a hotel....

On a serious note though, I'd hate to think women would take the risk, especially nowadays. Stay safe girls!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe fab needs a few serial killers, add some extra excitement to meets.

Don't know what the problem is, I met a lady trucker once and had the meet in the bed of her lorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe fab needs a few serial killers, add some extra excitement to meets.

Don't know what the problem is, I met a lady trucker once and had the meet in the bed of her lorry.

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Couldn't think of anything worse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a lady Sexually assaulted in the back of a van that she willingly went into with a man 2 weeks ago, I think it was in the Glasgow area.

I don't know if this was a "fab meet" it does however highlight the need for caution at all times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless it was to fulfil a fantasy SURELY that's not something that would appeal to anyone. Especially the pick you up but find your own way back bit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There was a lady Sexually assaulted in the back of a van that she willingly went into with a man 2 weeks ago, I think it was in the Glasgow area.

I don't know if this was a "fab meet" it does however highlight the need for caution at all times.

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I hadn't heard this. It could well of been a fab meet. Just highlights the need for caution

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By *eahWoman
over a year ago

full of numpties

Lol I've been asked this a few times .... also applies to the white van men ..... "Come in my dear and lie on this mattress lol " eerm think I'll pass ..... Another one that makes me giggle is the " I'm in Edinburgh staying in a hotel for the night want to come join me " .... One word .... Nope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many folk watch Fake Taxi porn.

So this is fake truck stop LOL.

Ladies stay safe meeting a trucker or back of a car/van is OK if that is your fantasy and you trust the guy

If he doesn't at least drive you home or at least close bye not worth the bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you lot do know not all lorry drivers are seedy perverted serial killers,

Some are very nice and very clean men/women,and their lorry is treated with respect and is very very clean and tidy, after all this is their home during the week,

As for why don't they get a hotel, why should they, if people are willing to go to their meets houses/bed they can actually be worse than the back of a lorry,

From a lorry drivers wife,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this offer several times.

Do guys really think woman who don't know them are going to meet them for a quick fuck in the back of a truck. God knows who or what has been in it.

Then you have the safety aspect. Personally I wouldn't even thibk twice about it.

Fab trucker serial killer would have a field day

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge


"you lot do know not all lorry drivers are seedy perverted serial killers,

Some are very nice and very clean men/women,and their lorry is treated with respect and is very very clean and tidy, after all this is their home during the week,

As for why don't they get a hotel, why should they, if people are willing to go to their meets houses/bed they can actually be worse than the back of a lorry,

From a lorry drivers wife,"
diffrence is you know your husband some random bloke from birmingham could be anything. And parked up in some laybe on the a24 or some other road dosnt exactly provide much safety as you would get from a hotel or home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently been inundated with requests to meet guys in their trucks in lay-bys etc.

Is it just me or does this not sound like the plot for some B movie serial killer flick lmao"

I'll give you a backie on my bmx if you like.....I'm such a gentleman I'll even pedal you home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a difference from meeting in a truck to a house? Not saying there isn't just inquiring as to people's thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Recently been inundated with requests to meet guys in their trucks in lay-bys etc.

Is it just me or does this not sound like the plot for some B movie serial killer flick lmao

I'll give you a backie on my bmx if you like.....I'm such a gentleman I'll even pedal you home!"

Haha if you wear your tool belt you're on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot do know not all lorry drivers are seedy perverted serial killers,

Some are very nice and very clean men/women,and their lorry is treated with respect and is very very clean and tidy, after all this is their home during the week,

As for why don't they get a hotel, why should they, if people are willing to go to their meets houses/bed they can actually be worse than the back of a lorry,

From a lorry drivers wife,diffrence is you know your husband some random bloke from birmingham could be anything. And parked up in some laybe on the a24 or some other road dosnt exactly provide much safety as you would get from a hotel or home. "
that I agree with kola,but I think the point my significant other is trying to get across is that unless someone knows your going to a hotel to meet someone,the risks are just as great in my opinion,that's why always best to have a friend to contact with a safe word to use either via text or via phone,if the person your going to meet doesn't understand that,then don't meet them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there a difference from meeting in a truck to a house? Not saying there isn't just inquiring as to people's thoughts. "

Would be harder to dispose of a body from a house with neighbours around etc

Deserted lay by no witnesses etc, easy job.

Maybe I've watched too many horror films lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a difference from meeting in a truck to a house? Not saying there isn't just inquiring as to people's thoughts. "
I dont think so,when I'm away,I'm generally away all week,so in that respect it's my place of work,kitchen,bedroom and living room all rolled into one,just a tiny wee hoose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a difference from meeting in a truck to a house? Not saying there isn't just inquiring as to people's thoughts.

Would be harder to dispose of a body from a house with neighbours around etc

Deserted lay by no witnesses etc, easy job.

Maybe I've watched too many horror films lol "
think your watching too many movies

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Would say to shout or scream in a house hotel theres a better chance of someone hearing and doing something. But a backroad in a cab possibly no phone signal no even as a male I wouldnt entertain it. By what the op has written im taking it to mean some random msging begging for a shag not somwone they have been in contact with and built up a trust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Would say to shout or scream in a house hotel theres a better chance of someone hearing and doing something. But a backroad in a cab possibly no phone signal no even as a male I wouldnt entertain it. By what the op has written im taking it to mean some random msging begging for a shag not somwone they have been in contact with and built up a trust"
oh aye I defo agree there,that's why I said about a safety call/text agreed with your meet,if not then no meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well....if there's a burger van in the lay-by...??? Got to keep the strength up....

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Is there a difference from meeting in a truck to a house? Not saying there isn't just inquiring as to people's thoughts. I dont think so,when I'm away,I'm generally away all week,so in that respect it's my place of work,kitchen,bedroom and living room all rolled into one,just a tiny wee hoose"

Where's your toilet?

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

Watersports serial killers now ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if theirs a serial killer about to kill you. I don't really think he'd let you phone a friend well.unless he's Chris Tarrant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Recently been inundated with requests to meet guys in their trucks in lay-bys etc.

Is it just me or does this not sound like the plot for some B movie serial killer flick lmao

I'll give you a backie on my bmx if you like.....I'm such a gentleman I'll even pedal you home!

Haha if you wear your tool belt you're on "

As long as you bring your twin airbags.....those layby's are dangerous ya know!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I was in a truck last week. I lived to tell the tale. He didn't even try to have sex with me. He just wanted to share my biscuits.

I need to meet more exciting truck drivers next time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Before anyone meets a trucker, watch Rutger Hauer in "The Hitcher". You don't want to end up like Jennifer Jason Leigh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you lot do know not all lorry drivers are seedy perverted serial killers,

Some are very nice and very clean men/women,and their lorry is treated with respect and is very very clean and tidy, after all this is their home during the week,

As for why don't they get a hotel, why should they, if people are willing to go to their meets houses/bed they can actually be worse than the back of a lorry,

From a lorry drivers wife,"

Thank you! I was brewing a rant there...so, what she said. And for the record, Ma truck is like Ma garage. Burd free zone!! ????

F

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By *ickstributerMan
over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/mayo

Don't tell anybody, but I do have Skittles & Reese's if you're good! Now just get in the van(NO,IN THE BACK ON THE BED!) And be a good lil girl like ya see in the movies! That's how I like it.. !

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By *ickstributerMan
over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/mayo

Just kidding folks! But I DO HAVE Skittles..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been in the truck of a very good friend of mine..........felt very safe but then this wasn't some random .........

I can vouch for the back of them being rather comfortable......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a difference from meeting in a truck to a house? Not saying there isn't just inquiring as to people's thoughts. I dont think so,when I'm away,I'm generally away all week,so in that respect it's my place of work,kitchen,bedroom and living room all rolled into one,just a tiny wee hoose

Where's your toilet? "
outside if it's a pee,hold it in if it's the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was in a truck last week. I lived to tell the tale. He didn't even try to have sex with me. He just wanted to share my biscuits.

I need to meet more exciting truck drivers next time.... "
next time I'm in edinburgh remind me to give you a shout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a difference from meeting in a truck to a house? Not saying there isn't just inquiring as to people's thoughts. I dont think so,when I'm away,I'm generally away all week,so in that respect it's my place of work,kitchen,bedroom and living room all rolled into one,just a tiny wee hoose

Where's your toilet? outside if it's a pee,hold it in if it's the other"

Outside? OUTSIDE? Lol we keeping the secret ingredient to Scania Scotch a trade secret?

F

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there a difference from meeting in a truck to a house? Not saying there isn't just inquiring as to people's thoughts. I dont think so,when I'm away,I'm generally away all week,so in that respect it's my place of work,kitchen,bedroom and living room all rolled into one,just a tiny wee hoose

Where's your toilet? outside if it's a pee,hold it in if it's the other

Outside? OUTSIDE? Lol we keeping the secret ingredient to Scania Scotch a trade secret?

F"
Ffs don't tell everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a friend who was a Lordy driver and he said you had groupies who hung about truck stops to shag different drivers it was their thing and prostitutes as well that was just where they plied they're trade. Bus drivers apparently get the same thing at terminus but it's usually teenage girls hanging about with them had a young girl who worked with me met her husband like that got pregnant at 17 to bus driver who was mid thirtys and married him still together now 20 years later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frosties cornflakes sugarpuffs and that new one called Belvita, I just cannot get enough, I'm a serial cereal eater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a friend who was a Lordy driver and he said you had groupies who hung about truck stops to shag different drivers it was their thing and prostitutes as well that was just where they plied they're trade. Bus drivers apparently get the same thing at terminus but it's usually teenage girls hanging about with them had a young girl who worked with me met her husband like that got pregnant at 17 to bus driver who was mid thirtys and married him still together now 20 years later"
GROUPIES!!!!!!I fucking wish lol,as for prostitutes,I understand for some of them they are trying to make money but why chap a drivers door when his curtains are closed and obviously sleeping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit unfair to label us all as serial killers as for the seedy side of it,

The current truck I have is better equipped than some houses I have been in, anyone getting in leaves the shoes on the steps ( unless knee high) my truck has had quite a few quid spent on it inside and out so no layby parking and no murdering and certainly no chopping up ffs think of the mess (clean freak) next truck has just ordered at a cost of £175,000 with another £15,000 being spent on bling

But safety first always a social in a public place after all I don't want some psycho knowing where iam and pinching it or damaging my baby

Let's face it you could be murdered in a cheap nasty hotel room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit unfair to label us all as serial killers as for the seedy side of it,

The current truck I have is better equipped than some houses I have been in, anyone getting in leaves the shoes on the steps ( unless knee high) my truck has had quite a few quid spent on it inside and out so no layby parking and no murdering and certainly no chopping up ffs think of the mess (clean freak) next truck has just ordered at a cost of £175,000 with another £15,000 being spent on bling

But safety first always a social in a public place after all I don't want some psycho knowing where iam and pinching it or damaging my baby

Let's face it you could be murdered in a cheap nasty hotel room "
a man after my own heart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bit unfair to label us all as serial killers as for the seedy side of it,

The current truck I have is better equipped than some houses I have been in, anyone getting in leaves the shoes on the steps ( unless knee high) my truck has had quite a few quid spent on it inside and out so no layby parking and no murdering and certainly no chopping up ffs think of the mess (clean freak) next truck has just ordered at a cost of £175,000 with another £15,000 being spent on bling

But safety first always a social in a public place after all I don't want some psycho knowing where iam and pinching it or damaging my baby

Let's face it you could be murdered in a cheap nasty hotel room "

Appreciate what you're saying and I was by no means implying every truck driver is like that, merely the seedy ones who message me.

Still think a truck no matter how blinged out it is would be easier to murder someone in lol just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit unfair to label us all as serial killers as for the seedy side of it,

The current truck I have is better equipped than some houses I have been in, anyone getting in leaves the shoes on the steps ( unless knee high) my truck has had quite a few quid spent on it inside and out so no layby parking and no murdering and certainly no chopping up ffs think of the mess (clean freak) next truck has just ordered at a cost of £175,000 with another £15,000 being spent on bling

But safety first always a social in a public place after all I don't want some psycho knowing where iam and pinching it or damaging my baby

Let's face it you could be murdered in a cheap nasty hotel room

Appreciate what you're saying and I was by no means implying every truck driver is like that, merely the seedy ones who message me.

Still think a truck no matter how blinged out it is would be easier to murder someone in lol just my opinion "
perhaps I should invite you for a coffee (purely social),to prove itherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't knock it till you've tried it lol ????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its the whole thought of being to someones lorry cab its just as bad as "i have a van with a mattress in it the back" sorry but most women are looking for a bit of class not to be fucked in the back of someones van/lorry... just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the whole thought of being to someones lorry cab its just as bad as "i have a van with a mattress in it the back" sorry but most women are looking for a bit of class not to be fucked in the back of someones van/lorry... just my opinion"
can strike you off my list then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the whole thought of being to someones lorry cab its just as bad as "i have a van with a mattress in it the back" sorry but most women are looking for a bit of class not to be fucked in the back of someones van/lorry... just my opinion"

Bensons For Beds ...Hold Gangbang Parties in their lorries..

Dont knock it ..ya might enjoy being rattled aff their selection of Headboards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the whole thought of being to someones lorry cab its just as bad as "i have a van with a mattress in it the back" sorry but most women are looking for a bit of class not to be fucked in the back of someones van/lorry... just my opinion"

Got to agree with this, it's still a lorry at the end of the day.. Just seems a bit trampy to me but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Class now I can do that,,,,,

The look on the couples face waiting on there Lexus when the parking attendant brought my merc to the front of gleneagles was not only class but priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardly think serial killer but I wouldn't be meeting up in someone's truck either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the whole thought of being to someones lorry cab its just as bad as "i have a van with a mattress in it the back" sorry but most women are looking for a bit of class not to be fucked in the back of someones van/lorry... just my opinion

Got to agree with this, it's still a lorry at the end of the day.. Just seems a bit trampy to me but each to their own "
hence why guys doing distance work are called "trampers"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truck It ..Fuck It ..

Sex in the back of a Cement Lorry ..is Hardcore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Truck It ..Fuck It ..

Sex in the back of a Cement Lorry ..is Hardcore.

"
groans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the whole thought of being to someones lorry cab its just as bad as "i have a van with a mattress in it the back" sorry but most women are looking for a bit of class not to be fucked in the back of someones van/lorry... just my opinion

Got to agree with this, it's still a lorry at the end of the day.. Just seems a bit trampy to me but each to their own hence why guys doing distance work are called "trampers" "

Always wondered how that came about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So after 2 weeks on the road 16 countries 6 ferries 11,000 miles, it's time to park the big rig up for a couple of days of r&r, I've dropped the 32 asylum seekers just outside Amsterdam told them it was Birmingham so now since the sun is out I'm off out on my boat to dump the chopped up bodies of female passengers and hitchhikers in the waters of Loch Lomond, any suggestions on how to transfer a few bloody bags from the boot of my car to my boat at duck bay without drawing attention to my self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good call on Duck Bay. Dump them on the other shore, and the polis and park rangers will issue a fixed penalty ticket for littering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its the whole thought of being to someones lorry cab its just as bad as "i have a van with a mattress in it the back" sorry but most women are looking for a bit of class not to be fucked in the back of someones van/lorry... just my opinioncan strike you off my list then? "

Your too old for me anyway

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