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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER

So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.

So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.

Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you need one of my renowned booby hugs?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Do you need one of my renowned booby hugs? "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Ouch i feel your pain glad of the dishwasher now though set of knives i have aren't suitable for it at least know if doing dishes there are sharp rhings their.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...? "

Imagine what you get if you cut the whole finger off

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER

So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.

So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.

Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me "
hope it's not ermmmm your griping hand lol

Hope the surgery to repair goes well and ob the plus side Andy NURSES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...?

Imagine what you get if you cut the whole finger off "

You really are evil!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER

So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.

So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.

Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me hope it's not ermmmm your griping hand lol

Hope the surgery to repair goes well and ob the plus side Andy NURSES "

It's my right hand - and I'm right handed

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

My lesson for the week has been - do not eat a load of crap and expect to lose weight come Monday. Refuse that birthday cake!

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By *alnsanCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mrs lesson for the week is don't let hubby be the drink pourer on nights out

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Mrs lesson for the week is don't let hubby be the drink pourer on nights out "

He he

I like his style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...?

Imagine what you get if you cut the whole finger off "

What do I get for a split thumbnail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...?

Imagine what you get if you cut the whole finger off

What do I get for a split thumbnail?"

A look but no touching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jeez, Is that all you have to do to get a booby hug? Where's me knife...?

Imagine what you get if you cut the whole finger off

What do I get for a split thumbnail?

A look but no touching "

I'll take it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cakes.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER

So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.

So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.

Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me "
you daft b******,but seriously hope there isn't too much damage been done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This weekends lesson is that wine is the devils work and I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm still hanging out my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This weekends lesson is that wine is the devils work and I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm still hanging out my arse "
give up drinking h

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"This weekends lesson is that wine is the devils work and I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm still hanging out my arse give up drinking h "

Nah, just drink less

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"This weekends lesson is that wine is the devils work and I'm getting too old for this shit. I'm still hanging out my arse "

Yer just out of practice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less Vodka, more sex.

Ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like any Glasgow man was it your fucking finger you cut

Nah it was the wan next tae it

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Op tomorrow to see the extent of the damage and repair it.

Oh what fun.

Ladies, no grapes just cakes and chocolate please

And kisses too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Op tomorrow to see the extent of the damage and repair it.

Oh what fun.

Ladies, no grapes just cakes and chocolate please

And kisses too"
what no hugs?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Op tomorrow to see the extent of the damage and repair it.

Oh what fun.

Ladies, no grapes just cakes and chocolate please

And kisses toowhat no hugs? "

I thought they would be automatic. Do I need to ask?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Op tomorrow to see the extent of the damage and repair it.

Oh what fun.

Ladies, no grapes just cakes and chocolate please

And kisses toowhat no hugs?

I thought they would be automatic. Do I need to ask? "
of course if you don't ask you dont get but you know I'd give them anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER

So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.

So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.

Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me "

Did you put the knife in the sink yourself? If you did, you're an idiot but hope you're ok. If you didn't then I hope you make whoever did it suffer!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"DON'T PUT KNIVES IN THE WASHING UP WATER

So, I cut the back of my little finger on a knife while washing up. Only problem is it's right at the first joint and the hospital think I've nicked a tendon as I have restricted movement in the rest of the finger.

So I need surgery on it at the end of the week to see if there's damage. If there is, they'll fix it.

Don't need sympathy (unless you ladies want to give me some) but just wanted to remind people not to be as daft as me

Did you put the knife in the sink yourself? If you did, you're an idiot but hope you're ok. If you didn't then I hope you make whoever did it suffer!"

No I bloody didn't

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Op successful thanks all

Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op successful thanks all

Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy "

Glad your well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 'Get Well Soon' cake

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Yay!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Hope you don't get to fed up stuck in .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op successful thanks all

Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy "

Good news!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op successful thanks all

Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy "
not be wanking for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe a recent Health Survey has shown that Lemon Drizzle Cake aids the healing process by 50%

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Op successful thanks all

Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy not be wanking for a while "

He'd find a way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op successful thanks all

Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy not be wanking for a while

He'd find a way "
Well you only need a couple of fingers for tweezers

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Op successful thanks all

Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy not be wanking for a while

He'd find a way Well you only need a couple of fingers for tweezers "

Balance the magnifying glass .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Op successful thanks all

Cast until Wednesday when stitches come out then have to wait and see but surgeon is happy not be wanking for a while

He'd find a way Well you only need a couple of fingers for tweezers

Balance the magnifying glass . "
Well I did hear ho's fur was the biggest thing about him

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Thank you ladies and Rawk

As for you squirt and the cheeky bride - I'll get help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you ladies and Rawk

As for you squirt and the cheeky bride - I'll get help "
aye yer needing help

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By *andl kinkycoupleCouple
over a year ago

Scotland

Ohh no...poor you

Now i feel bad for not sharing Easter eggs!!

Get well soon Mr Furry

Xx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Thank you ladies and Rawk

As for you squirt and the cheeky bride - I'll get help aye yer needing help "

Not sure anyone's up to giving him the help he needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you ladies and Rawk

As for you squirt and the cheeky bride - I'll get help aye yer needing help

Not sure anyone's up to giving him the help he needs "

Sounds like a job for _urse ratshit

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Thank you ladies and Rawk

As for you squirt and the cheeky bride - I'll get help aye yer needing help

Not sure anyone's up to giving him the help he needs

Sounds like a job for _urse ratshit "

Best idea yet

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By *urse RatshitWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'll always look after you Furry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll always look after you Furry "
favouritism

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'll always look after you Furry favouritism "

Is it a promise or a threat ?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'll always look after you Furry "

Nurses pet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just as daft!

A couple of years ago when doing the dishes I was trying to get the sponge scourer to the bottom of the inside of the glass by forcing my hand in the glass! Heard a popping sound as the glass shattered with my hand inside it!

Left a pretty deep cut that wouldn't stop bleeding.....I thought I'd be fine if I just kept a dishcloth wrapped around my finger till it stopped bleeding....but my gf at the time decided to phone nhs 24 because I'm not a doctor!

One trip to A n E n a couple of stitches later n it was fine.....dozy bastard that I am!

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