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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What would you be......a spider so i could freak people out

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By *elledegoreCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

A Bat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A madam

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"A madam "

Married to a madman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A madam

Married to a madman "

You forgot wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A madam

Married to a madman "
fuck you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A madam

Married to a madman

You forgot wee"
fuck you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A madam

Married to a madman

You forgot weefuck you too "
hang on,I did earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A madam

Married to a madman

You forgot weefuck you too hang on,I did earlier "

That's cause we couldn't get any other males to help,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A madam

Married to a madman

You forgot weefuck you too hang on,I did earlier

That's cause we couldn't get any other males to help, "
bastards didn't know what they were missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A butterfly

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I'd be a man

They have it easy

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"A madam

Married to a madman

You forgot weefuck you too hang on,I did earlier

That's cause we couldn't get any other males to help, bastards didn't know what they were missing "

You never asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This was the topic of one of those silly conversations with a friend one night on a balcony in Spain in the wee hours with much vino ... I finally settled on being the Wind...

I had my reasons lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What would you be......a spider so i could freak people out "

I can do that without being a spider!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 'Doodle so I can experience first hand the delight that comes from twirling his Arse on the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a pure mad cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 'Doodle so I can experience first hand the delight that comes from twirling his Arse on the carpet.

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Oh I have a doodle too! He is a numptie. But wouldn't change him. I would suggest he has piles and is scratching his arse on the carpet though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a dog is doing that, it's likely to be worms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would be a bird and let the free birds fly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some cool answers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was the topic of one of those silly conversations with a friend one night on a balcony in Spain in the wee hours with much vino ... I finally settled on being the Wind...

I had my reasons lol "
Ok now I'm interested,please explain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This was the topic of one of those silly conversations with a friend one night on a balcony in Spain in the wee hours with much vino ... I finally settled on being the Wind...

I had my reasons lol Ok now I'm interested,please explain "

You really had to be there as they say... It was one of those daft conversations you can only have with a really good friend... full of in jokes and much laughter... wouldn't life be simpler if you were a dog type convo - no a dog gets told what to do etc etc - after much deliberation I decided that being the wind gave you the ultimate freedom and no one could harm you... I even wrote a poem about it lolol - sorry you did ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pterodactyl.... Just so a could laugh at the mess I made of people's cars...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a dog is doing that, it's likely to be worms."

No neither that nor piles, glands. Need to give them weetabix (other wheat/ bran products are available) to help them 'milk' their own anal glands. Very common with them.

Enjoy your breakfasts!

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