FabSwingers.com forum: Birthday poem fa FMUMA

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have a tale ta tell ya about a Scottish lass, some of you may know her as F**ck Me Up My Ass

She’s always in the forums disrupting everything.

She’s bold and bright and sassy but she canna bloody sing.

She’s forty one this birthday and boy she gettin old, should be slippers and a blanket ta stop her gettin cold.

Instead she marries everyone (that’s what the forums say)

Cornwall male and others all have their wedding day.

With voddy and a cigarette she sits behind her screen her fingers typin quickly they almost bloody steam.

She answers emails sharply and some they make her choke.

So she fires one more retort at some unsuspectin bloke.

She takes no bloody nonsense (well she old ya see)

And soon she’s gonna belt someone (I can bet it’s bloody me)

But just ta say in finish and I’ll say it if I may

Wendy babe I’m wishing you a brilliant Birthday xx

Craig xx