FabSwingers.com forum: loch ness monster .....

By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Spotted in the river Thames! What next eh? Has nessie taken a wee sight seeing trip London after working hard at brining tourists to Scotland or has she gotten fed up with tourists flying from all over the world to take pics of her so she's buggered off....or is it just a massive whale turd floating in the Thames?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just a big slick of slime from Camoron's bathwater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definately not Nessie, I have it good authority that she is away to Tokyo bay visiting Godzilla.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Was it my mojo?????

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Definately not Nessie, I have it good authority that she is away to Tokyo bay visiting Godzilla."
lol must be all the pollution from the nuclear plant leak

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Far be it from me to ask "doesn't everything successful from Scotland eventually head south?"

I wouldn't dare.

{runs back over the border to hide}

(after grabbing as many bars of Highland Toffee as I can carry, obvs)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far be it from me to ask "doesn't everything successful from Scotland eventually head south?"

I wouldn't dare.

{runs back over the border to hide}

(after grabbing as many bars of Highland Toffee as I can carry, obvs)

Mr ddc"

Shocking Mr ddc

Any chance of a bit of your toffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Far be it from me to ask "doesn't everything successful from Scotland eventually head south?"

I wouldn't dare.

{runs back over the border to hide}

(after grabbing as many bars of Highland Toffee as I can carry, obvs)

Mr ddc"
come back and say that again you heathen

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Shocking Mr ddc

Any chance of a bit of your toffee?

Oi, get yer own.

It was bad enough when they found loads of fudge in my pockets and tried arresting me for shop-lifting. Luckily I had a note from the doctor that said "Keep taking the tablet"....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Mr ddc

come back and say that again you heathen

Dinnae fash yersel laddie, I'm only half Sassenach

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Loch Ness monster was seen yesterday diving in deep at cjs.

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Loch Ness monster was seen yesterday diving in deep at cjs."
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a desperate attempt by the guffs in power in Westminster to try and take something else away from scotland

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By *akedninja OP Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"It's a desperate attempt by the guffs in power in Westminster to try and take something else away from scotland

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I was actually thinking that myself....I'm waiting for the announcement that William Wallace and rabbie burns and rabbie c nesbit are actually English

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