FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to Scotland

random status update challenge

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Post a status update for the person above,they in turn must keep it as their status for 1 hour

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Thanks to Eddie Stobart for helping me move

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going for new rigger boots today.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Sick of doing bloody handstands

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sick of doing bloody handstands "

Going to get my chest waxed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Searching for the most sensual kisser on FAB. Is it you?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 13:17:59]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 13:18:30]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I'm not a time waster honest

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a guy...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a cheese ham and onion toasty

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand up if you use rightguard

(Remove your profile fom hidden)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a time waster honest "

Hahahahahaha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hand up if you use rightguard

(Remove your profile fom hidden)"

Done

I don't know why but folk seem to see right through me...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not a time waster honest "

You do know that revenge will be mine, Steph!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I love grumpy old men

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I love grumpy old folk

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love boobs

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 15:19:39]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I love hairy chests

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love hairy chests "
I've burnt out the ladyshave on my chest

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I LOVE EDDIE STOBART

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I LOVE EDDIE STOBART "

Any ladies got any tips for my shaving rash??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I LOVE EDDIE STOBART

Any ladies got any tips for my shaving rash?? "

Ah, goan,goan, goan, father!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm meeting now - but only on a day with a Y in it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

(Taken from profile because i love it)

**give me a cuppa and cake and I'm all yours**

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"(Taken from profile because i love it)

**give me a cuppa and cake and I'm all yours**"

I can't remember if my name is Ben or Freddy but you can call me anything just kiss me...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"(Taken from profile because i love it)

**give me a cuppa and cake and I'm all yours**

I can't remember if my name is Ben or Freddy but you can call me anything just kiss me..."

DRINK,WOMEN,FEEEECCCKKK

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm a short ass who does what his wife tells him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will never eat another cake in my puff

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 20:30:22]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I will never eat another cake in my puff "

Looking for guys with huge cocks. I want proof. A pic with a proper ruler or measuring tape

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Small cocks only need apply

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any one got a spare set of anal beeds

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 21:04:04]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Small cocks only need apply "

Ladies... show me your fruit and veg filled Vag

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Small cocks only need apply

Ladies... show me your fruit and veg filled Vag

"

I'm looking for love. Who wants to marry me? I've got the dress

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Only message me if you have sheep

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fun at my office now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I want REAL men only

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Small cocks only need apply

Ladies... show me your fruit and veg filled Vag

I'm looking for love. Who wants to marry me? I've got the dress "

I need to wait an hour...

If youre a psychotic, stalky, all round strange one... Mail me.. I'd LOVE to meet

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead "

want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead "

I'm bottom top only apply within

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead

I'm bottom top only apply within "

What does a woman have to do to get a double facial on the site!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want balls big hairy dangly balls on Ma forehead

I'm bottom top only apply within

What does a woman have to do to get a double facial on the site!!!!"

DLT would be my fantasy shag

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Me and Furry need five more dwarfs to keep Snow White happy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 06/04/16 21:42:42]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

How I wish mine was as big as DLTs and furrys

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings "

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been "

I want to sit on someone's face right now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been double teamed by DLT and furry

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been

I want to sit on someone's face right now "

My nipples are itchy, who will scratch them for me?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been

I want to sit on someone's face right now

My nipples are itchy, who will scratch them for me?

"

Could really do with a fisting in the bum!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Just been double teamed by DLT and furry "

Need 6 hunky men, a sausage and dessert

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I shagged Mr kipling

I had cravings

Damn.. cant put this cucumber in tomorrows sandwiches after where its just been

I want to sit on someone's face right now

My nipples are itchy, who will scratch them for me?

Could really do with a fisting in the bum! "

Lol I've just put on my status update , cheers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5 short of a gang bang

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm 5 short of a gang bang "

Sitting with a flake up my chocolate box

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a spy for fbi come say hi

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

Can I have some prawn crackers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm not shagging any under 40s

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell


"I'm not shagging any under 40s "

Done

For you "time to shave the chest hair"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

All I want is messages with hairy cock pics

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a spy for fbi come say hi"

Loving this bareback lifestyle x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need to get my gran back on here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Show me yer boaby!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Show me yer boaby!!! "
I'm officially a diesel queen

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show me yer boaby!!! I'm officially a diesel queen "

I love dogging wi ma Stobart bro's n ho's

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 07/04/16 11:50:30]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chest waxing stole all my words.....

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Lorry drivers make better lovers than any other men

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines is tiny. DLT's is huge!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a man hanging out my bottom.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a man hanging out my bottom. "

There's a man hanging out my bottom

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a man hanging out my bottom.

There's a man hanging out my bottom "

Hoist, by my own petard...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a man hanging out my bottom.

There's a man hanging out my bottom "

Anyone want to dig for fossils?

(Revenge is sweet, Mrs D!)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a man hanging out my bottom.

There's a man hanging out my bottom

Anyone want to dig for fossils?

(Revenge is sweet, Mrs D!)"

Looking for someone to fuck me hard and fast prefferebly big

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Only looking for 42 year old men with hairy chests for unlimited sex sessions

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only looking for 42 year old men with hairy chests for unlimited sex sessions "

Only looking for hung men to take my anal virginity in a gangbang

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only looking for 42 year old men with hairy chests for unlimited sex sessions

Only looking for hung men to take my anal virginity in a gangbang "

Looking to be taken by the cast of Time Team...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for someone to fuck my face

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for someone to fuck my face "

(I'll update in 11 minutes)

Looking for a wasps nest to stick in my pants.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for someone to fuck my face

(I'll update in 11 minutes)

Looking for a wasps nest to stick in my pants."

I'm a real genuine bullshitter.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

All I want in my inbox is cock pics

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All I want in my inbox is cock pics "

I like my men hairy.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I like my men hairy and hung

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered about some of the strange statuses I'd seen lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

We aren't Devils - we are boring and 77

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We aren't Devils - we are boring and 77 "

DLT is better hung than me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm really 67 and a dude

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Free taxi service tonight!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I want 15 guys to unload over my boobs tomorrow lunchtime

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Need a good chest waxer

Xxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

That was supposed to say need a good chest waxing

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the bee's knees

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm the bee's knees"

Who wants to cream my horn

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I love my primark underwear

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You meany! Thats mostly ann summers in my pics

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love my primark underwear "

Just tried to re-create american pie with a victoria sponge ... Cream everywhere

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need handers getting out ma undies

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my cock look big in this!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does my cock look big in this!!"

I wear string vests

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a nice big pole to slide down, can anyone help?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Four weeks and not enough cock picks in my inbox

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love licking cream off bums

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Four weeks and not enough cock picks in my inbox "

I did laugh at your cruelty!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love licking cream off bums "

Looking to meet right now, must be willing to wear latex

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love bald men, balder the better

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love licking cream off bums

Looking to meet right now, must be willing to wear latex"

Want to see all the hairy down below guys! Send the pics in pls I'm so horny xxxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ortland51Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I want to be covered head to toe in tomato ketchup and have it licked off my body.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm _ab fems bitch

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I'm Tvbride's bitch

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm portlands shoe buffer

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The more the merrier yum yum

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone else turned on by toilet brushes?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Is anyone else turned on by toilet brushes? "

Or is it just me and ben?? #shareabrush

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love licking cream off bums

Looking to meet right now, must be willing to wear latex

Want to see all the hairy down below guys! Send the pics in pls I'm so horny xxxx"

thanks you cruel bitch

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Still looking for a decent shag on here

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Knit me a gimp mask im all yours

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend me over and ride me cowboy

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best teabagging ever, you know who you are

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click my lit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sick my duck

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Nuck my sipples

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get in ma belly!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Get in ma bum

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get in ma bum"

Haha great comeback

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback "

;)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)"

"What word should I shave into my chest hair?"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)

"What word should I shave into my chest hair?""

I'm always standing in the corner, I must be very naughty!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)

"What word should I shave into my chest hair?"

I'm always standing in the corner, I must be very naughty!"

I escaped the Death Star

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get in ma bum

Haha great comeback

;)

"What word should I shave into my chest hair?"

I'm always standing in the corner, I must be very naughty!

I escaped the Death Star "

I love shoe-kaki parties!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't find my phone or computer. Someone help me. Oh wait a minute, silly me!

Mr J

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Sick of making cake

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can bend over and touch my toes wanna see

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I like watching guys bend over to touch their toes

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why when I bring my dishes out of dishwasher they are always covered in pubic hair!?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/16 09:25:46]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a meet small cocks only need apply

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Looking for a meet small cocks only need apply "

Off to A&E.... Squirted on my wand and electrocuted myself

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Looking for a dinky winky for the weekend

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looking for a dinky winky for the weekend "

Please don't let me end up like Miss Havisham!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top