FabSwingers.com forum: Trashiest status update ever

By *plfromfife OP Couple
over a year ago

levenmouth

Have just seen a status update on local updates that said ******** is in the cell's anyone for a meet? Honestly can you get anymore low rent. That's just a Jeremy Kyle episode waiting to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh this is our fave game to play lol we've seen a few a recent one was

********** fucked my boyfriend last week and has given him an STI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha and I thought some of the things I'd posted were bad! Nice to know there are far worse than me!

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Have just seen a status update on local updates that said ******** is in the cell's anyone for a meet? Honestly can you get anymore low rent. That's just a Jeremy Kyle episode waiting to happen."

What a terrible update. There's no apostrophe in cells.

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By *dlilbumCouple
over a year ago

Aviemore and regularly visit Glasgow

Just last night a couple joined the site in our area and their first status update was, "we've got who wants to party!?"

Stay classy fab.

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By *lasgowguyooMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Ah Pitty. If it had been diet I'd have been very interested. Got to watch those calories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once said they had got her auntie to join here, later on they verified each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone today has something about loving hearing their mum get pumped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone today has something about loving hearing their mum get pumped

Damn. I thought we'd been quiet, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone today has something about loving hearing their mum get pumped

As long as she had a good time.lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once said they had got her auntie to join here, later on they verified each other

They both still on here lol

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'm sat in the kitchen in front of my gran getting off on perving at pics on fab and I just want to fuck someone as my gf is in pain,pregnant in the next room and I don't give a fuck" .............now that was the most trashiest jerry Springer statement if ever there was one

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Someone today has something about loving hearing their mum get pumped

I saw that. Boke

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

""I'm sat in the kitchen in front of my gran getting off on perving at pics on fab and I just want to fuck someone as my gf is in pain,pregnant in the next room and I don't give a fuck" .............now that was the most trashiest jerry Springer statement if ever there was one

And that's why Facebook banned you

haha

John

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Actually my account was frozen because I wouldn't facilitate facebook with a scan of my passport and a letter with my name and home address aswell as my phone number...the irony being that my account was frozen because I shared a post about not sharing personal details on facebook lol big brother is watching!

Www

And that's why Facebook banned you

haha

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have just seen a status update on local updates that said ******** is in the cell's anyone for a meet? Honestly can you get anymore low rent. That's just a Jeremy Kyle episode waiting to happen."

We saw that as well

Other one today is a guy saying "it's doing the rounds" but in a sanctimonious manner (that profile is known for such things though)

Always helps us know who to avoid!

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

The worst one I've seen was a guy informing everyone he had the clap at to go get tested.

Every time he messaged us for a meet I was like "noooooooooo"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The worst one I've seen was a guy informing everyone he had the clap at to go get tested.

Every time he messaged us for a meet I was like "noooooooooo"

Hey he is a responsible fabber. More than a lot of here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not trashiest but a lassie on here had "looking for a meet as it's what my brother would have wanted" her brother had passed just passed away

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"It's not trashiest but a lassie on here had "looking for a meet as it's what my brother would have wanted" her brother had passed just passed away "

Wow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone give us a totally trashy status to put up for a wee bit. best I can think of right now is something like "wanna throat fuck till she pukes"

Please note I don't actually want to do this, I'm just trying to think trashy / rank / gross

Mr J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""wanna throat fuck till she pukes"

I'd sign up for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not trashiest but a lassie on here had "looking for a meet as it's what my brother would have wanted" her brother had passed just passed away "

Oh dear!

A guy once cancelled on me for cjs "cause his dad died" then came on and posted for a gang bang ... People "grieve" is weird ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not trashiest but a lassie on here had "looking for a meet as it's what my brother would have wanted" her brother had passed just passed away

Oh dear!

A guy once cancelled on me for cjs "cause his dad died" then came on and posted for a gang bang ... People "grieve" is weird ways

He must have needed cheering up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not trashiest but a lassie on here had "looking for a meet as it's what my brother would have wanted" her brother had passed just passed away

Oh dear!

A guy once cancelled on me for cjs "cause his dad died" then came on and posted for a gang bang ... People "grieve" is weird ways

That they do

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By *iscreetfunPaisMan
over a year ago

paisley

"Someone today has something about loving hearing their mum get pumped

Wow that's just frightening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find most status' exchanging a service for sexual favours trashy eg

"Free" taxi - blow job as payment

I especially dislike status' akin to:

Goat gear whoz up fir gettin Mwi n pumped.

My personal fav is when a guy posts about not getting any meets but the day before his status read:

Shit site full of fat slags that I wouldn't look twice at in a pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got cum inside me who wants to fuck me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still got cum inside me who wants to fuck me

Me! Me!

(Oh wait, that wasn't a request, was it?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still got cum inside me who wants to fuck me

if she was on about her cum that a guy was to please out of her then fine.

But I very much doubt it.

One I keep seeing every few days is

"Mrs is away who wants a bj/sucked"

Never a status update about them both playing though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still got cum inside me who wants to fuck me

if she was on about her cum that a guy was to please out of her then fine.

But I very much doubt it.

One I keep seeing every few days is

"Mrs is away who wants a bj/sucked"

Never a status update about them both playing though."

Would just like to make sure people know i was quoting a status and this was not about me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like the Doors once sang "People are Strange"!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once said they had got her auntie to join here, later on they verified each other

Haha the niece is still on here and her daughter too, if it's who I'm thinking of.. Gotta love the trampy fuckers keeping fab alive

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By *iigd1ckMan
over a year ago

glasgow

thats just vile lol

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By *tew1985Man
over a year ago

Near You

"Just last night a couple joined the site in our area and their first status update was, "we've got who wants to party!?"

Stay classy fab.

Are you not a fan of lightly carbonated and sligtly sweet refreshment???

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Some Belters on my update thread last night

Man, added a meet: Anything, anywhere on 6 April 2016 (Eastend). Want my dick sucked and fucked x

Hate being this stoned, all i crave is eating pussy.

SERIOUSLY !!!!!!!!!!!! A BOTTLE IN YA FLANGE ISNT A TURN ON FFS why post pics of it 2 hrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just seen the worst one yet.

Who wants to pump my mum and let me listen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a guy on here who status is normally, i love dogs.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it

Can you imagine, mum wits the matter, since yer da left i've no hud the boaby, i'm fooking horny as, nae probs maw i'll rattle a status on a swinging site i'm oan tae see if anyone with come n pump yea, only hing is i get tae listen, auch son yer a bobby dazzler....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it

It's sweet really when you think about it, he's showing her how much he really cares for her. Wish I had a son like him, but I can only dream lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it

It's sweet really when you think about it, he's showing her how much he really cares for her. Wish I had a son like him, but I can only dream lol "

must be the same guy who messaged me years ago...though I got a short ban for posting about the WTF message I recieved...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it

It's sweet really when you think about it, he's showing her how much he really cares for her. Wish I had a son like him, but I can only dream lol "

Yeah, like you need anybody to fix you a meet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it

I was a recipient of this numbnuts messages. Scary thing is despite telling him politely but firmly to "bolt", he genuinely seemed to want this to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy on here last night was looking for someone to fuck his mum so he could hear it

I was a recipient of this numbnuts messages. Scary thing is despite telling him politely but firmly to "bolt", he genuinely seemed to want this to happen

He needs help if he can fantasize or get off on sexual things happening to his mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In an even more bizarre twist of events, a "single female" profile has been messaging me asking to send them the details of the "single male profile who wants to hear his mum get fucked"!

She claims to know a mutual friend of theirs. Sounds like serious serial killer material!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once said they had got her auntie to join here, later on they verified each other

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thats mental!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one status on now saying "Looking for a man who ejaculates extremely prematurely".

I didn't apply...

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