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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrs Robinson now there's a real milf great pics too any more on here guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Robinson is absolutely fabulous check her out at CJs GGGB in April!

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Is there a scale where women go from yummy mummy to MILF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a scale where women go from yummy mummy to MILF?

I think there both the same tbh

anyway when your as sexy as you are I don't think any of these scales really matter

lol xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

What is a proper milf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a proper milf?"

Thats what i was going to ask x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What age do you become a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would suggest that a MILF is any woman older than 30. IMHO the more mature the better x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What age do you become a milf "

I presume once you've had a child so could be any age as it " mother I'd like to f*** "

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By *anbrCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

This is going to be an event as seen in the colloseum - lots of teasing before the slaughter!

Let me get a comfy seat, some popcorn and a fizzy drink!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"This is going to be an event as seen in the colloseum - lots of teasing before the slaughter!

Let me get a comfy seat, some popcorn and a fizzy drink!"

Doubt it'll be that good better get the fizzy drinks in before the sugar tax starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What age do you become a milf "

And what age do you become a cougar lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What age do you become a milf

I presume once you've had a child so could be any age as it " mother I'd like to f*** ""

Agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What age do you become a milf

And what age do you become a cougar lol X "

As soon as you start shagging guys much younger than you.

So say your 20 and your snagging 16 yr olds then you've started.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mrs Robinson is absolutely fabulous check her out at CJs GGGB in April!"
Yes Jacko I'll deal with you next month....Rx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What age do you become a milf

And what age do you become a cougar lol X

As soon as you start shagging guys much younger than you.

So say your 20 and your snagging 16 yr olds then you've started.

So what your actually saying is because your 54 you must be shagging great grannies? Is that how it works? Wtf

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What age do you become a milf

And what age do you become a cougar lol X

As soon as you start shagging guys much younger than you.

So say your 20 and your snagging 16 yr olds then you've started.

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must start looking for some suitors then lol

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"What age do you become a milf

I presume once you've had a child so could be any age as it " mother I'd like to f*** ""
but I'm not a mother nor a granny...so what does that make me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What age do you become a milf

I presume once you've had a child so could be any age as it " mother I'd like to f*** " but I'm not a mother nor a granny...so what does that make me??"

Hot

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What age do you become a milf

I presume once you've had a child so could be any age as it " mother I'd like to f*** " but I'm not a mother nor a granny...so what does that make me??"

LILF ( Lady I'd like to f*** )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy mummy -30.

Milf 30+

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What age do you become a milf

And what age do you become a cougar lol X

As soon as you start shagging guys much younger than you.

So say your 20 and your snagging 16 yr olds then you've started.

Hahaha I was one a long time ago then

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Yummy mummy -30.

Milf 30+

What if they've not had a baby ?

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Exactly..so what's the difference in a MILF and a cougar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exactly..so what's the difference in a MILF and a cougar?"

Cougar sounds more like a posh girl, a milf could be a fat girl wearing a celtic top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yummy mummy, milf, cougar?

All sounds pretty good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy mummy -30.

Milf 30+

What if they've not had a baby ?

Then they would just be beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy mummy -30.

Milf 30+

What if they've not had a baby ?

Then they would just be beautiful "

Good reply mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy mummy -30.

Milf 30+

Ok so im yoo young to be a milf then x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Yummy mummy, milf, cougar ........ Why the labels?

Sexy ladies will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is a proper milf?"

One with big boobs and 5 weans lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exactly..so what's the difference in a MILF and a cougar?

Cougar sounds more like a posh girl, a milf could be a fat girl wearing a celtic top"

So glad i support the gers hate having a label as a milf lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exactly..so what's the difference in a MILF and a cougar?

Cougar sounds more like a posh girl, a milf could be a fat girl wearing a celtic top

So glad i support the gers hate having a label as a milf lol"

Haha brill xxx you look fabulous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy mummy, milf, cougar ........ Why the labels?

Sexy ladies will do

I like this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought women needed to have had kids to be a milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a scale where women go from yummy mummy to MILF?

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to me your just yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What age do you become a milf

And what age do you become a cougar lol X "
35 apparently

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By *ellbound75Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Having. Kid and being pretty doe not a MILF make! Initially at least, you'd be a ''Yummy Mummy' (not sure what Americans would call them -Yommy Moommy? Nom Mom Mom? Soccer Mom?).

To be a MILF,, your kids'' friends need to fancy you!thats our understanding, so far. We might be wrong, but it was first used in the movie Anerican Pie' -Stifler's Mom! The guys chanting '"MILF MILF MILF MILF!" At ther portrait.

Not sure about the terminology for someone the same age as your mum, but with no kids, i'd like to say 'Cougar' or 'Turkey Vulture' (depending on how old you are, she is, or even if you're still relatively young and she had kids real late I spose?!?) but they're both usually depicted as being predatory, whereas the MILF is adorably unaware and going about their motherly business (nowadays at least - they definitely were not in the case of Stifler's Mom, Mrs Robinson, or Jacqueline Bissett in 'Class')

Im sure my lab assistant has the equation for the relative phenomenon's written in her lab notes . . . Our research continues. We'll keep y'all posted!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having. Kid and being pretty doe not a MILF make! Initially at least, you'd be a ''Yummy Mummy' (not sure what Americans would call them -Yommy Moommy? Nom Mom Mom? Soccer Mom?).

Im sure my lab assistant has the equation for the relative phenomenon's written in her lab notes . . . Our research continues. We'll keep y'all posted!

You didn't cover the grey area of GILF, is that girlfriend or granny id like to f***?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer improper MILF's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a scale where women go from yummy mummy to MILF?

you can use whatever acronym or label you want, its still all good in the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having. Kid and being pretty doe not a MILF make! Initially at least, you'd be a ''Yummy Mummy' (not sure what Americans would call them -Yommy Moommy? Nom Mom Mom? Soccer Mom?).

Im sure my lab assistant has the equation for the relative phenomenon's written in her lab notes . . . Our research continues. We'll keep y'all posted!

You didn't cover the grey area of GILF, is that girlfriend or granny id like to f***?

Ex"

Or Gnome I'd like to fuck...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cougar has surely got to be 50+??? I like a cougar lol.....I also like a MILF......not got any problems with sexy women in general to be fair

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By *ellbound75Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Cougar has surely got to be 50+??? I like a cougar lol.....I also like a MILF......not got any problems with sexy women in general to be fair

Depends on a lot of criteria I think. Stifler's mom was only 37. But Courtney Cox played a Cougar at not much older. So maybe the only difference between a MILF and a cougar is their proactively hunting 'their hole'.

I also have it on good authority that there is now a DILF (Dad I'd Like to Fuck). And why the hell not?

Also, for all the NCIS fans out there:

"That's what you call a Turkey Vulture: 20 years older than a Cougar. Too old to hunt but still likes the prey!"" - Tony DiNozzo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I like a cougar lol.....I also like a MILF...... "

sounds like an Aldi ad campaign...

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

"Yummy mummy, milf, cougar ........ Why the labels?

Sexy ladies will do

I like that, Andy

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Me too Andy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gilf, milf cougar what a lot of pish surely its the woman that attracts you, her looks personality etc etc and not by what she is labelled as.

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By *oungmaleformatureMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Mature sexy ladies are always welcome.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mature sexy ladies are always welcome."

Am I too mature..?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Mature sexy ladies are always welcome.

Am I too mature..?"

I've heard you can be as daft as the rest of us

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mature sexy ladies are always welcome.

Am I too mature..?

I've heard you can be as daft as the rest of us

who told you that?......

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Mature sexy ladies are always welcome.

Am I too mature..?

I've heard you can be as daft as the rest of us

who told you that?......"

Now that would be telling

Just remember, you're only as old as the person you feel Mrs R

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By *oungmaleformatureMan
over a year ago

glasgow

[Removed by poster at 21/03/16 13:10:57]

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By *oungmaleformatureMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Ofcourse not. Why don't you give me a message.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mature sexy ladies are always welcome.

Am I too mature..?

I've heard you can be as daft as the rest of us

who told you that?......

Now that would be telling

Just remember, you're only as old as the person you feel Mrs R

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and he is a very mature 36yr old......I wish.

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By *oungmaleformatureMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Think the top limit depends very much on how they've aged.Some have aged great others not so much.

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By *uncity1Man
over a year ago

dundee

at my age I'm just happy for the company...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a brilliant thread... I have had some wonderful milfs, gilfs and Cougars on this site... Not too sure about the turkey one!

Hellbender I am fairly sure you could get PhD funding for how culture portrays sex with an age gap. Bravo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at my age I'm just happy for the company...

At my age, I'm just happy to wake up in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exactly..so what's the difference in a MILF and a cougar?"

Cougars hunt - milfs get hunted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Exactly..so what's the difference in a MILF and a cougar?

Cougars hunt - milfs get hunted.

Oh it would seem I'm a MILF then

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By *ad ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Exactly..so what's the difference in a MILF and a cougar?

Cougars hunt - milfs get hunted.

Oh it would seem I'm a MILF then

I guess I could hunt you down, after all you look like a sexy milf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a cougar. I prefer to choose rather than get chosen. I chose C.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mature sexy ladies are always welcome.

Am I too mature..?

I've heard you can be as daft as the rest of us

who told you that?......

Now that would be telling

Just remember, you're only as old as the person you feel Mrs R

and he is a very mature 36yr old......I wish."

I think you are awesome Mrs R x

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mature sexy ladies are always welcome.

Am I too mature..?

I've heard you can be as daft as the rest of us

who told you that?......

Now that would be telling

Just remember, you're only as old as the person you feel Mrs R

and he is a very mature 36yr old......I wish.

I think you are awesome Mrs R x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah too right

Mrs R is hot hot hot

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By *aviecazCouple
over a year ago

cumbernauld

Been called this off some of my son's friends and my daughter's friends my son wasn't too pleased when he found out what it meant pmsl xxx ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So male equivalent is

FAB fat auld bloke

BAB baldy auld bloke

BAAFB baldy auld and fat

SB slim bloke

Etc etc

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Mrs Robinson I would say is just one hot sexy lady that would love to fuck

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By *ornynhappy23Man
over a year ago

renfrewshireish

Would also add briggsblonde to the list as well

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mrs Robinson I would say is just one hot sexy lady that would love to fuck"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She gets my vote for sure.

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By *xycpl699Couple
over a year ago

kilmarnock

im a mother and a gran but I hate all the labels they really are a turn off an instant delete for me. hollie

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

I think my Mrs is a milf lol

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

"So male equivalent is

FAB fat auld bloke

BAB baldy auld bloke

BAAFB baldy auld and fat

SB slim bloke

Etc etc"
trying to decide which one apply to me then realised it's the top 3 lol Mr f

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By *r Costa xxMan
over a year ago

stirling

"I think my Mrs is a milf lol "

Yep

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By *elper 69Man
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

"What age do you become a milf

I presume once you've had a child so could be any age as it " mother I'd like to f*** " but I'm not a mother nor a granny...so what does that make me??"

That makes you a WILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol i once got called a TILF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yummy mummy, milf, cougar ........ Why the labels?

Sexy ladies will do

Thank you... someone with common sense...

Mistress Amelia x

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

When are you too old to be a milf

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By *heekyguy2Man
over a year ago

Local

"What is a proper milf?"

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

This topic is over a year old

Is there anything else to say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im a mother and a gran but I hate all the labels they really are a turn off an instant delete for me. hollie "

That's young for a granny in Kilmarnock.

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