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 I'd love to go skinny dipping with 20 of my fab fem friends in the pools at the parliament whilst the queens on a visit....then if they tried to have hung,drawn and quarterbacked then I'd say "SANTA MADE ME DO IT" XXX | |||
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"If the above phrase depicted in the post title was a "get out of jail free card" then what would you do and hope to get away Scott free with simply by using the "SATAN MADE ME DO IT" card? No stories of wanking over your gfs grans dirty knickers or shoving a mars bar in batter up your vag whilst it's still warm seconds after being handed it over the counter at the chip shop.....coz we've heard it all before...something original please I'd love to go skinny dipping with 20 of my fab fem friends in the pools at the parliament whilst the queens on a visit....then if they tried to have hung,drawn and quarterbacked then I'd say "SANTA MADE ME DO IT" XXX"Santa?? You think the Queen forgives dyslexia?.....  | |||
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"If the above phrase depicted in the post title was a "get out of jail free card" then what would you do and hope to get away Scott free with simply by using the "SATAN MADE ME DO IT" card? No stories of wanking over your gfs grans dirty knickers or shoving a mars bar in batter up your vag whilst it's still warm seconds after being handed it over the counter at the chip shop.....coz we've heard it all before...something original please I'd love to go skinny dipping with 20 of my fab fem friends in the pools at the parliament whilst the queens on a visit....then if they tried to have hung,drawn and quarterbacked then I'd say "SANTA MADE ME DO IT" XXX"Gave up reading the message after a couple lines, far to long zzzzzzzzzz | |||
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"If the above phrase depicted in the post title was a "get out of jail free card" then what would you do and hope to get away Scott free with simply by using the "SATAN MADE ME DO IT" card? No stories of wanking over your gfs grans dirty knickers or shoving a mars bar in batter up your vag whilst it's still warm seconds after being handed it over the counter at the chip shop.....coz we've heard it all before...something original please I'd love to go skinny dipping with 20 of my fab fem friends in the pools at the parliament whilst the queens on a visit....then if they tried to have hung,drawn and quarterbacked then I'd say "SANTA MADE ME DO IT" XXX"Pretty sure Queen's not an American football fan so you wouldn't be quarterbacked maybe just quartered . I'd love to do lots of stuff if only had the nerve all reasonably dull though . Not long till Christmas now lol  | |||
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(A genuine excuse used by a serial killer which I saw on the killing of America!)
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"I'd cleanse my local area of all those I deemed unfit to share the same air as my good self. I wouldn't use the 'Satan made me do it' defense though,it's a bit passe these days! I'd say the neighbours barking dog told me to do it (A genuine excuse used by a serial killer which I saw on the killing of America!)
Bow wow wow "one of my best mates from school was at court for killing someone and he said to the judge "can I plead insanity coz I was high on at the time"....the judge gave him 25 years with no parole.....he should've used the "Satan made me do it" line | |||
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"I'd cleanse my local area of all those I deemed unfit to share the same air as my good self. I wouldn't use the 'Satan made me do it' defense though,it's a bit passe these days! I'd say the neighbours barking dog told me to do it (A genuine excuse used by a serial killer which I saw on the killing of America!)
Bow wow wow one of my best mates from school was at court for killing someone and he said to the judge "can I plead insanity coz I was high on at the time"....the judge gave him 25 years with no parole.....he should've used the "Satan made me do it" line "Would've had a better chance saying he was high on Pepsi!  | |||
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"I'd cleanse my local area of all those I deemed unfit to share the same air as my good self. I wouldn't use the 'Satan made me do it' defense though,it's a bit passe these days! I'd say the neighbours barking dog told me to do it (A genuine excuse used by a serial killer which I saw on the killing of America!)
Bow wow wow one of my best mates from school was at court for killing someone and he said to the judge "can I plead insanity coz I was high on at the time"....the judge gave him 25 years with no parole.....he should've used the "Satan made me do it" line
Would've had a better chance saying he was high on Pepsi! " | |||
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"SANTA IS REALLY SATAN IN DISGUISE "WOW!!Satan got me a bike.  | |||
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"SANTA IS REALLY SATAN IN DISGUISE
WOW!!Satan got me a bike.
"was it a Harley Davidson? Or a wee pink trike with training wheels and tassels on the handle bars? x | |||
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"SANTA IS REALLY SATAN IN DISGUISE
WOW!!Satan got me a bike.
was it a Harley Davidson? Or a wee pink trike with training wheels and tassels on the handle bars? x"Does it matter,it's the thought that counts. Who would have thought Satan, could be so nice. | |||
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"Would pinch a tank and drive over every speed camera on a9 whilst delivering a 9mm shell to all the mobile safety partnership vans I could find along with caravans and duck ponds "Why the speed cameras gas ? I understand the caravans and ducks | |||
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"SANTA IS REALLY SATAN IN DISGUISE
WOW!!Satan got me a bike.
was it a Harley Davidson? Or a wee pink trike with training wheels and tassels on the handle bars? x
Does it matter,it's the thought that counts.
Who would have thought Satan,
could be so nice.
"Satan is just a misunderstood anti hero who was bullied by god and his gang of popular angels so he set up his own crew of miscreants and misfits the devil wears prada! | |||
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"Would pinch a tank and drive over every speed camera on a9 whilst delivering a 9mm shell to all the mobile safety partnership vans I could find along with caravans and duck ponds "hmmm now that sounds like fun! maybe we could get the tank and knock down the gates of Buckingham palace and have a massive swingers party there hmm | |||
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