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does the juice justify the squeeze?

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

alrighty then folks....who's all getting their proverbial money's worth? And who feels like they need to do some more squeezing of some quality "fruits?" and who (like me) is just a down right sleazy squeezey Ebenezer geezer looking for a right old knee's up and leg over? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When life gives ya lemons....make lemonade!

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By *exySinners2Couple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lol your nuts! But in a good way! Like nutella! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit makes good Cock tails good idea for a Monday

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By *uzzy-LogicMan
over a year ago

Fochabers

when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade!

Make life take the lemons back!

I don't want your damn lemons!

What am I supposed to do with these?

Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give you lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!

Cave Johnson: I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that'll burn your house down!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit makes good Cock tails good idea for a Monday "

Am in my fruit basket is full lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit makes good Cock tails good idea for a Monday "

Can I get custard with mine?

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By *akedninja OP   Man
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Fruit makes good Cock tails good idea for a Monday

Can I get custard with mine?"
did you just cut the mustard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit makes good Cock tails good idea for a Monday

Can I get custard with mine?"

Eh no you can't that's just rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit makes good Cock tails good idea for a Monday

Can I get custard with mine?

Eh no you can't that's just rank "

Rhyming slang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fruit makes good Cock tails good idea for a Monday

Can I get custard with mine?

Eh no you can't that's just rank

Rhyming slang."

I don't get it

Mustard

Help a girl out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhyming slang- rank...

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over a year ago

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