FabSwingers.com forum: approaching and orgasim..

By *rs Robinson no 1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I have done this thread before a good laugh...........

What does one shout/scream when one is cumming...?

I'll start

Oh Jesus....aaahhhhh don't stop ......oh jesussssssss

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If anyone wants to know they will need to meet me to find out

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Nothing shouted just usually a few oohs ahhs and mmmmms quietly

Im so boring lol

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By *ornygirlneedsitCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Sorry I couldnt stop myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually just before I get the chance I get my head pushed in to the pillow or the pillow held over my face

Jees spoilsport

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By *rs Robinson no 1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Deeper..faster......hardeeeeeer..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a bad case of Tourette's!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo "don't stop" but I can't remember it's been a long while since I have had one through sex lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't make any noise lol would be embarrassing

If yeez want a giggle though search Lexington Steele cum noises it's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nnnnnnnnnñnnggggggg!

The best I can manage!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I've been accused of being so religious because mine is actually oh God oh God or oh jesus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are only four types of female orgasm:

The Positive: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

The Negative: "No! No! No!"

The Religious: "Oh God/Jesus!"

The Fake: "Oh Franz..."

I've heard that on a lot.

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By *rs Robinson no 1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I've been accused of being so religious because mine is actually oh God oh God or oh jesus lol "

Praise the lord......aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

More, more more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck oh fuck xx

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Ouch wrist cramp again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are only four types of female orgasm:

The Positive: "Yes! Yes! Yes!"

The Negative: "No! No! No!"

The Religious: "Oh God/Jesus!"

The Fake: "Oh Franz..."

I've heard that on a lot."

Dammit you stole my answer... except for the Franz bit of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit you stole my answer... except for the Franz bit of course

Is it a case of "insert name here"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit you stole my answer... except for the Franz bit of course

Is it a case of "insert name here"?

Usually the person you are telling the joke to lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dammit you stole my answer... except for the Franz bit of course

Is it a case of "insert name here"?

Usually the person you are telling the joke to lolol

Wanna shout Franz sometime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh fuck you are th best I have ever had... but have said that a few times, sorry for you who probably left thinking best fucker on here lol

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By *aviecazCouple
over a year ago

cumbernauld

Yep I'm another religious one oh god but with a fuck in there sometimes lol xxx ??

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By *ripleXrateDWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I don't say anything, but I am a screamer. When I'm at home and kids are in bed I've got to grab a pillow to mute it xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I normally last longer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Normally....alot of moaning ....and a few...fuck...fuck...fuck ....thrown in....yeah quite loud.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have done this thread before a good laugh...........

What does one shout/scream when one is cumming...?

I'll start

Oh Jesus....aaahhhhh don't stop ......oh jesussssssss"
I'd say I'm gonna cover ur pink stockings!

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By *rs Robinson no 1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ohhhhh do ittt.....doooo ittttt

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm a oh fuck oh god oh my fucking god! I'm also a puncher

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a oh fuck oh god oh my fucking god! I'm also a puncher

K x"

Haaa this also but I'm also a biter and scratcher and slapper .

So if he's got marks on hom he's done good

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'm a oh fuck oh god oh my fucking god! I'm also a puncher

K x

Haaa this also but I'm also a biter and scratcher and slapper .

So if he's got marks on hom he's done good

Ha brilliant! I thought I was a weirdo

glad it's not just me

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haa no fellow weirdo here.

My other half looks like a battered hubby some days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haaa this also but I'm also a biter and scratcher and slapper .

You could have worded that better!

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By *uzzyDuck75Man
over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

"If anyone wants to know they will need to meet me to find out

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets just say the officer and the gentleman halo slips away and replaced with well lets not spoil the surprise

Wait and see for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me see if I can remember that far back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you fuck better than your brother!

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Wake up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wake up!

I prefer "Cock-a-doodle-do"...

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Wake up!

I prefer "Cock-a-doodle-do"..."
lol cock a doodle don't......stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wake up!

I prefer "Cock-a-doodle-do"...lol cock a doodle don't......stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesssssss I win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone wants to know they will need to meet me to find out

Your on the same wave length as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let me see if I can remember that far back

Ohhhhhh you dont remember?

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By *ouncingBiscuitsWoman
over a year ago

toy town, Glasgow

What's an orgasim again

it's been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's an orgasim again

it's been a while

"
Would you like me to show you

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By *dcumlover2Man
over a year ago

dunfermline

"I have done this thread before a good laugh...........

What does one shout/scream when one is cumming...?

I'll start

Oh Jesus....aaahhhhh don't stop ......oh jesussssssss"

Usually its I'm going to cum then a good few grunts as I shoot but if it was with you I would be saying I'm going to cum on those sexy pink heels and stockings you have on mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to swear a bit as I get close then it turns into an "uuuggghhh"

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By *rs Robinson no 1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

effinggggggg helllll aaaaahhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have done this thread before a good laugh...........

What does one shout/scream when one is cumming...?

I'll start

Oh Jesus....aaahhhhh don't stop ......oh jesussssssss"

Fuuuuuuuckkkk

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon

"Let me see if I can remember that far back

Oh yes it's a while since that milkman delivered Mrs Doyle some extra cream !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geronimo!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I either scream really loud and lose my head, or I forget to breathe and he needs to remind me to

kinda need to do that haha!

P xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I see this thread on the forum my crazy brain thinks 'mirror, signal, manoeuvre'

Like approaching a junction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cup of tea?"

Camomile tea, of course.

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By *otEdinburghmaleMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

You missed out get it in deeper mrs R

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually their name very loudly in my American accent. My poor neighbors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Defo "don't stop" but I can't remember it's been a long while since I have had one through sex lol! "

Stop breaking men then or stop picking boys that can't handle you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying something random is sometimes funny like "that's the badger"

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By *rs Robinson no 1 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You missed out get it in deeper mrs R"

ohhhhh deeper....fasteEEEERRRR....harddddDDEERRR......aaaaahhHHHHHHHHHHH,,,jesussssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... oh you should teach your best friend how to fuck...!

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