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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do people get all excited and send you messages to let you know they are nearby ... As if close proximity is the only deciding factor for a shag

What are they expecting ...

'Well i don't really fancy you and I am actually at work ... But since you are so close i might aswel eh?? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys just getting over excited lol whats wrong with getting to know someone instead of embarrassing yourself with im close by messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha yeah ive had the "hey just thought id say hi as it says we are within a mile of each other" message, i usually reply with a and ask if they are a stalker Lol

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown


"Why do people get all excited and send you messages to let you know they are nearby ... As if close proximity is the only deciding factor for a shag

What are they expecting ...

'Well i don't really fancy you and I am actually at work ... But since you are so close i might aswel eh?? ' "

Lol I'm 7 to 10 miles does that help lol . I a more serious note chat first before sex not everyone is wanting to be treated like a sexual object . Be nice .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mile??

Sorry I don't travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FFS I need a zimmer to walk that far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I applied for a handyman job, they asked if I knew about plumbing, I said no, they asked if I knew anything about electrics, I said no, they asked if I knew anything about gardening, I said no, they asked if I could put up a shelf, I said no, they asked why I thought I was a handyman, I said because I just live around the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message and they said they were close by but turns out they were in Aberdeen lmfao!

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown


"I got a message and they said they were close by but turns out they were in Aberdeen lmfao!"

Don't think the location thing works properly lol says I'm within 5/7 miles lol

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

down by the river side

9 times out of 10 when that happens its someone who you would not play with at all regardless of the distance lol! But don't get me wrong always handy to know sexy locals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is globalization

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are probably sitting less than a mile away in their nondescript white van, with the tear-stained mattress in the back, roll of gaffer tape in hand, blindfold hanging from the mirror...

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

How dare you be in here and not be ready to jump into action for someone so close . If your on the site you must be fully made up suitable sexy lingerie on . ( insert tongue in cheek no chance emoticon here )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How dare you be in here and not be ready to jump into action for someone so close . If your on the site you must be fully made up suitable sexy lingerie on . ( insert tongue in cheek no chance emoticon here ) "

Only if you have your wedding dress on 24/7

In all seriousness ... Im dressed like my photos for meets and clubs only ... Rocking some super tramp look Sunday to friday haha

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"How dare you be in here and not be ready to jump into action for someone so close . If your on the site you must be fully made up suitable sexy lingerie on . ( insert tongue in cheek no chance emoticon here )

Only if you have your wedding dress on 24/7

In all seriousness ... Im dressed like my photos for meets and clubs only ... Rocking some super tramp look Sunday to friday haha"

I always have it ready to slip into of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this post L! I always reply with "let me get back to you X" then just leave them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel left out..

I have never had one of these!

hehe

Mrs J xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yea get these often morly from strange people. Males me want to think about moving house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got a message and they said they were close by but turns out they were in Aberdeen lmfao!"

Lol

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver

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By *urray MintMan
over a year ago

Brewtoon


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver "

Lol

Did he say he had a big throbbing engine and could ride you to places you have never been ?!!??!!!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver

Lol

Did he say he had a big throbbing engine and could ride you to places you have never been ?!!??!!! "

Ehh no. Thankfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people get all excited and send you messages to let you know they are nearby ... As if close proximity is the only deciding factor for a shag

What are they expecting ...

'Well i don't really fancy you and I am actually at work ... But since you are so close i might aswel eh?? ' "

Not trying to be smart but you did once send me a message along those lines when you were out on lunch 1 day lol. Long time ago now right enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Within 1 mile..... They should rename this to 'it's probably the person you avoid eye contact with in morrisons'

But then I guess there's issues with character limits and sentence length..probably better to stick with the 1 mile after all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do people get all excited and send you messages to let you know they are nearby ... As if close proximity is the only deciding factor for a shag

What are they expecting ...

'Well i don't really fancy you and I am actually at work ... But since you are so close i might aswel eh?? '

Not trying to be smart but you did once send me a message along those lines when you were out on lunch 1 day lol. Long time ago now right enough."

Do you know I bit the bait here and then retracted it because it was just going to make me look like a bit of a bitch

You are well aware what direction that comment came from ... And it wasnt my sent box ... I will leave it at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people get all excited and send you messages to let you know they are nearby ... As if close proximity is the only deciding factor for a shag

What are they expecting ...

'Well i don't really fancy you and I am actually at work ... But since you are so close i might aswel eh?? '

Not trying to be smart but you did once send me a message along those lines when you were out on lunch 1 day lol. Long time ago now right enough.

Do you know I bit the bait here and then retracted it because it was just going to make me look like a bit of a bitch

You are well aware what direction that comment came from ... And it wasnt my sent box ... I will leave it at that "

Lol I was just saying, not looking for an argument. I sent you a similar message another time when I was on a night out I admit that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people get all excited and send you messages to let you know they are nearby ... As if close proximity is the only deciding factor for a shag

What are they expecting ...

'Well i don't really fancy you and I am actually at work ... But since you are so close i might aswel eh?? ' "

I just typed Hot Sexy Girlinlingerie into my Sat Nav Just for a Laugh ..Put the kettle on all be round in 5 mins lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do people get all excited and send you messages to let you know they are nearby ... As if close proximity is the only deciding factor for a shag

What are they expecting ...

'Well i don't really fancy you and I am actually at work ... But since you are so close i might aswel eh?? '

I just typed Hot Sexy Girlinlingerie into my Sat Nav Just for a Laugh ..Put the kettle on all be round in 5 mins lol

"

If it's a Garmin you might be 15..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver "

If that's the case I'm applying for the train drivers job!haha only kiddingz

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Love this post L! I always reply with "let me get back to you X" then just leave them. "

Take a few steps then reply with Still within a mile?

If the answer is yes, take a few more steps, then repeat until outwith the mile.

After that reply with "Sorry you're too far away".

Mandy

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver

If that's the case I'm applying for the train drivers job!haha only kiddingz "

Then tell me what train you are driving

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Love this post L! I always reply with "let me get back to you X" then just leave them.

Take a few steps then reply with Still within a mile?

If the answer is yes, take a few more steps, then repeat until outwith the mile.

After that reply with "Sorry you're too far away".

Mandy"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha yeah ive had the "hey just thought id say hi as it says we are within a mile of each other" message, i usually reply with a and ask if they are a stalker Lol"

strange comment for a girl who has this on her profile

"Local guys only.. not into guys who will be in my area next week.. theres plenty local guys thank you"

that would kind of encourage a local guy to initially contact as regarding to the OP's first post!!!!!

then again, who knows,

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By *ettercallsaul118Man
over a year ago

Funtown

Everyone's is close by but no one's talking lol

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By *ougar_n_TILFCouple
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

Been staying in hotels in Glasgow with work a lot recently, and have started to see "within touching distance" crop up occasionally! That's somewhat scary

R.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Been staying in hotels in Glasgow with work a lot recently, and have started to see "within touching distance" crop up occasionally! That's somewhat scary

R. "

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By *ougar_n_TILFCouple
over a year ago

Burton on Trent


"Been staying in hotels in Glasgow with work a lot recently, and have started to see "within touching distance" crop up occasionally! That's somewhat scary

R.

"

Of course if I will hide in people's cupboards what do I expect?

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh.


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver "
totally brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver totally brilliant!"

This happened to me on a train home from ayr.. turned out i was passing by the guys house on the train lol

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver "

pmsl

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By *helma_richardsCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver "

Hope he didn't crash

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By *gowbhoy4funMan
over a year ago

glasgow


"Why do people get all excited and send you messages to let you know they are nearby ... As if close proximity is the only deciding factor for a shag

What are they expecting ...

'Well i don't really fancy you and I am actually at work ... But since you are so close i might aswel eh?? ' "

Maybe theyve been looking at your pix and trying to figure out who you are ...and by sending a msg hoping you will reply start a convo n swap face pix ?? ....OR they could be short of milk n the shop is closed

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

It actually said "within touching distance" on Thursday - as I walked in the park - with no one in sight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my luck, if it said "Within touching distance", it would be my own profile, and telling me just to touch myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha yeah ive had the "hey just thought id say hi as it says we are within a mile of each other" message, i usually reply with a and ask if they are a stalker Lol

strange comment for a girl who has this on her profile

"Local guys only.. not into guys who will be in my area next week.. theres plenty local guys thank you"

that would kind of encourage a local guy to initially contact as regarding to the OP's first post!!!!!

then again, who knows, "

Far too many hypocrites on here. Make posts on here trying to belittle guys on here when by the sounds of it, they have done it themselves!

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"How dare you be in here and not be ready to jump into action for someone so close . If your on the site you must be fully made up suitable sexy lingerie on . ( insert tongue in cheek no chance emoticon here ) "

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"I was on a train in the middle of nowhere and there was someone within a quarter mile so I messaged them. It turned out to be the train driver "

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I decided to try the distance thing. I got two results which I expected.

One MF couple "Touching distance" and another MF "Within a mile".

The surprises however was a MF couple "Touching distance" and a FF couple also the same.

I have a good guess as to who the FF couple are, but the MF one is new on me, and they had no pics or real details on their profile.

I guess I just live in a kinky area.

Mandy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How dare you be in here and not be ready to jump into action for someone so close . If your on the site you must be fully made up suitable sexy lingerie on . ( insert tongue in cheek no chance emoticon here )

Only if you have your wedding dress on 24/7

In all seriousness ... Im dressed like my photos for meets and clubs only ... Rocking some super tramp look Sunday to friday haha"

Still got ur wedding dress???! x

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"How dare you be in here and not be ready to jump into action for someone so close . If your on the site you must be fully made up suitable sexy lingerie on . ( insert tongue in cheek no chance emoticon here )

Only if you have your wedding dress on 24/7

In all seriousness ... Im dressed like my photos for meets and clubs only ... Rocking some super tramp look Sunday to friday haha

Still got ur wedding dress???! x"

Yes ?

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

is the within "touching distance" a real thing??

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By *ri16Man
over a year ago

SALTCOATS

I'd be happy to turn up at a woman's work if she's on her own to lick her out suck her toes and rim her asshole I don't need to fancy her and would gladly travel to her if not far to pleasure her I don't need anything in return pm me if anywhere in Ayrshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd be happy to turn up at a woman's work if she's on her own to lick her out suck her toes and rim her asshole I don't need to fancy her and would gladly travel to her if not far to pleasure her I don't need anything in return pm me if anywhere in Ayrshire "

Would you prefer cobwebs or tumble in your inbox?

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