FabSwingers.com forum: If Fab held an awards ceremony

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would the categories be ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What would the categories be ?

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best boobs, best bum, best lips, most beautiful eyes, best cock, biggest cock, biggest boobs,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best forum poster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickest 'UNLOS'

Quickest returners

Highest number of profiles in one week !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quickest 'UNLOS'

Quickest returners

Highest number of profiles in one week !

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what are UNLOS? I've seen that word 4times this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biggest cunt

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but what context?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quickest 'UNLOS'

Quickest returners

Highest number of profiles in one week !

what are UNLOS? I've seen that word 4times this week"

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It's when someone leaves the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Quickest 'UNLOS'

Quickest returners

Highest number of profiles in one week !

what are UNLOS? I've seen that word 4times this week

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It's when someone leaves the site

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awe ok thanks

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I think we should have a best story tellers section

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Best cake baker

Best cake eater

Most cake mentions

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best excuse ever!!

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The "Di Caprio" award for turning up for a meet most often only to find other partner(s) don't turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "Drama Queen" award. Male and female categories.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best username...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest Avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most comebacks....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Perv of the week ...just give me my trophy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most un replied to messages sent. Can I nominate myself in this category ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perv of the week ...just give me my trophy now

The week?

I think you mean Perv of the Year Bunkie

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Perv of the week ...just give me my trophy now

The week?

I think you mean Perv of the Year Bunkie

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century

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Perv of the week ...just give me my trophy now

The week?

I think you mean Perv of the Year Bunkie

century

Life time achievement award

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Perv of the week ...just give me my trophy now

The week?

I think you mean Perv of the Year Bunkie

century

Life time achievement award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "Drama Queen" award. Male and female categories.

Well Said x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The old codgers award for staying alive...so far. I'll have that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fake Profile Award.

Canny Get a Meet Award.

Kiss Fuck Avoid Award.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moderator of the Year....grovel, grovel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The award for most forum threads on the same subject by the same person goes to ....

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Most cringe worthy status update award

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most blatant and cowardly personal attack on the forum...no prize, just rotten tomatoes!

Stop me ffs....I've other things to do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plenty to choose from then jinty keep calm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Person with the biggest gob..... And that award goes too ..... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Person with the biggest gob..... And that award goes too ..... ?

Why are you looking at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best 'no show' excuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Person with the biggest gob..... And that award goes too ..... ?

Why are you looking at me?

Haha well you did say it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Person with the biggest gob..... And that award goes too ..... ?

Why are you looking at me?

Haha well you did say it lol

Oh gosh, yes. So I did!!! Lol

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

"Person with the biggest gob..... And that award goes too ..... ?

Why are you looking at me?

Haha well you did say it lol

Oh gosh, yes. So I did!!! Lol

Biggest numpty.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Worst timswaster

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

So... who won what??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best username...

I like yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky Bassa Award .

Whit ....Dont look at me ...

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By *haos123007Man
over a year ago

fife

liar bigot awards lol, be a few going oot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cannae forget creeping/stalking,although with the skyscrapingly high volume of nominees we might have to break it up into a few special categories....

Heaviest breather....

longest stalk before police investigation....

Grubbiest Mac catwalk competition....etc,etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest arsehole award (person)

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Most sage words of wisdom dispensed in the forum .

Best post containing supporting hug and empathy .

Most tea/coffee spluttering funny quips .

Forum mood hoover

And the WTF!!!! Award .with the trophy having the wee

on it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum mood hoover

I think that one's mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most sage words of wisdom dispensed in the forum .

Best post containing supporting hug and empathy .

Most tea/coffee spluttering funny quips .

Forum mood hoover

And the WTF!!!! Award .with the trophy having the wee

on it lol "

Anyone for a drink

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By *awk3y3Man
over a year ago

West Lothian

Best use of a sky remote / can of compact size deodorant .....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So... who won what??"

Nobody yet it was a suggestion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best use of a sky remote / can of compact size deodorant ....."

You can could me in for the deodorant one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What were you measuring with the deodorant can!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What were you measuring with the deodorant can!?

It was a thread from women deticated to the men on how to use the deodorant can, sky remote etc, but my can was between my boobs so you can pop your eyes back in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, they DID pop out when I saw your boobs.

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Timewaster of the year!

Bullshi**er of the year.

Excuse of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope this is happening soon. I've got my gushing acceptance speech written for several categories. New frock, and shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best username...

I like yours."

Awe Jim, I like yours too. It really stands out...

Mum says hi...when are you visiting her again?

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