FabSwingers.com forum: time for a laugh

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man buys a lie detector robot which slaps people who lie. He decided 2 test it at dinner

Dad: son, where were u today during school hours?

Son: at school.

Robot slaps son! Ok I lied i went to the movies

Dad: which 1?

...Son: toy story. Robot slaps son again! Ok, it was a day with pornstar

Dad: what?! When I was ur age I didn't kno what porn was... Robot slaps dad!

Mum; haha! He is certainly ur son. Robot slaps mum!!