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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So what's the weirdest request you've ever had on here?

So far for me it was 2 guys offering me £200 to suck me off.

Mike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To boot a guy in the balls then laugh at him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To boot a guy in the balls then laugh at him "

I'm sure there would be ladies lining up to do that to some of the guys on here.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To boot a guy in the balls then laugh at him "

Is that not what the women here do anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yip been asked to kick the good old jewels lol I declined even though the offer was tempting

I was asked to fart in a guys mouth....another one I declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yip been asked to kick the good old jewels lol I declined even though the offer was tempting

I was asked to fart in a guys mouth....another one I declined "

That's sick. Used panties has been my worst one he got blocked straightaway ew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LADIES! (And I can't stress LADIES enough!), what's the weirdest thing you'd LIKE to do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got offered money to piss in a guys mouth a while ago.

Mr J

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

down by the river side

20 quid to piss and cum over an older lady which quite frankly gave me the bolk!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To revolting to actually publish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy on kik wanted me to fuck his dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy on kik wanted me to fuck his dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy on kik wanted me to fuck his dog

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That's absolutely revolting. Poor dog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy on kik wanted me to fuck his dog

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That's absolutely revolting. Poor dog.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Have sex

Meet me WITHOUT cake

And that's just the ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy on kik wanted me to fuck his dog

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That's absolutely revolting. Poor dog. "

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By *rmagiteMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

watch someone do hard drugs then fuck them...... not a fan of that ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allow him to lick me clean after I had been to the loo for a "movement"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Allow him to lick me clean after I had been to the loo for a "movement""

Oh ive had that request too nowt as strange as folk lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing strange for me, but had a guy wanting me to pay HIM for sucking HIS cock. cheeky git. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy on kik wanted me to fuck his dog

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I know i said no way obviously.

He then said he loved all animal porn.

Blocked quickly

That's absolutely revolting. Poor dog.

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By *argaidMan
over a year ago

glasgow

To break into her flat and 'rape' her at knife point. Declined.

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By *enfreddyMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Offered me money to give me a Foot massage then to cum on my feet n for him to lick it off.....a polite but sharp 'fuck no' was replied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a different site I was asked by an 18yo girl if I'd go to hers & play either daddy daughter or big brother little sister, becuase she was quite short & looked very young she would be wearing her 12yo sisters clothes!!

After I'd finished laughing I told her no not really my thing but she'd maybe find a willing participant on the Gary glitter fan page. She didn't get the joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When playing a game in the forums a certain single den who shall remain nameless and is currently dead to me, instructed that I was to place my status as

'Needing a hard cock up my ass'

You can see where this is going. A few emails were fine until one gave me the proper boke. He wanted to fuck my poor little bum and cum up me, then drain me with a cup. A fucking cup!

gives a new meaning to the line 'fancy a cuppa'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus god that was an eye opener reading all the weird things people ask for.

I've been asked for money for sex with a guy

Asphyxiation

Scat & watersports

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He wanted to fuck my poor little bum and cum up me, then drain me with a cup. A fucking cup!

gives a new meaning to the line 'fancy a cuppa'"

Two guys, one cup...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok... now my offer of cash sounds less weird compared to half these comments lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked me if he could have my used tampon so he could suck on it and put it in the freezer so it would be like an icelolly the vile creature that he is

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I got asked if I would kick a guy in the balls and poo on him or in a pair of knickers.

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By *p for anything 123Man
over a year ago

Coatbridge


"A guy asked me if he could have my used tampon so he could suck on it and put it in the freezer so it would be like an icelolly the vile creature that he is "
that is disgusting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked me if he could have my used tampon so he could suck on it and put it in the freezer so it would be like an icelolly the vile creature that he is "
nae words lol

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By *he_batmanMan
over a year ago

Gotham


"20 quid to piss and cum over an older lady which quite frankly gave me the bolk!!! "

How old we talking here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I caught a creep trying to steal the pads out sanitary towel bucket at the place I work total creep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple on here, she wanted him to Wank me off and cum over her as she played with her self, fusing the 3 some I was lying on my back thinking she was sucking my cock, looked up and her head was not moving but his was lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aint had enough replys to get requests like that haha

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By *outhside35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

WTF!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend on here got asked by a guy if he could suck on her used tampon still makes me wanna throw up thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend on here got asked by a guy if he could suck on her used tampon still makes me wanna throw up thinking about it"

Omg

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By *outhside35Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ats peter tobin shit.

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By *ail_forceTV/TS
over a year ago

Dundee

guy wanted to suck me off without touching any other part of me.... cos... you know... that'd be gay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"guy wanted to suck me off without touching any other part of me.... cos... you know... that'd be gay"

Hahaha this made me chuckle

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By *rixi DevineWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

feel very sick after reading this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in stitches reading all those weird request's , Fecking crazy ppl about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like im missing out (not) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was offered to suck a guy's toes for £250

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By *oanne_MacTV/TS
over a year ago

Perth

Had a guy ask me to piss in a funnel system he'd invented. The funnel was for me to piss in, and the tubing attached to the funnel went into his mouth....

I replied saying I'd do it, but could i have 8pints of guiness first?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a guy ask me to piss in a funnel system he'd invented. The funnel was for me to piss in, and the tubing attached to the funnel went into his mouth....

I replied saying I'd do it, but could i have 8pints of guiness first?....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked if I would kick a guy in the balls and poo on him or in a pair of knickers. "

Oh he messaged me too... Made me speechless for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/03/16 12:44:24]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These posts prove care in the community dont work some scary fuckers out there. Some folk just dont have any limits very very scary.

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By *cots_italianMan
over a year ago

just outside ggow


"A guy asked me if he could have my used tampon so he could suck on it and put it in the freezer so it would be like an icelolly the vile creature that he is "

Ffs boak

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes


"I got asked if I would kick a guy in the balls and poo on him or in a pair of knickers.

Oh he messaged me too... Made me speechless for a change "

I was rather stuck for words too lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked if she could insert the end of a straw into the eye of my bit so she could suck my cum through it! Couldn't decide if it was really hot or downright bizarre lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.

It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.

It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying. "

Really baffles me why so many people are just so rude, arrogant or both. If that's how they treat you to begin with then they're definitely not worthy of your time and you've at least saved yourself a lot of bother in the long run, but still, that's just not on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.

It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying.

Really baffles me why so many people are just so rude, arrogant or both. If that's how they treat you to begin with then they're definitely not worthy of your time and you've at least saved yourself a lot of bother in the long run, but still, that's just not on."

I may have been curt but I really can't see the point in giving out these details when he is not what I am looking for. Plus he was going by the "nearby" thing and I was at work. Anyway if I'm ever rude to anyone on here please understand it's because I'm fed up being nice then getting told I'm a time waster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.

It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying.

Really baffles me why so many people are just so rude, arrogant or both. If that's how they treat you to begin with then they're definitely not worthy of your time and you've at least saved yourself a lot of bother in the long run, but still, that's just not on.

I may have been curt but I really can't see the point in giving out these details when he is not what I am looking for. Plus he was going by the "nearby" thing and I was at work. Anyway if I'm ever rude to anyone on here please understand it's because I'm fed up being nice then getting told I'm a time waster. "

To be fair if he'd found out which part of town you live in he may have blocked you and runaway anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman asked to shit on me before

BLOCKED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy asked for my postcode! Then blocked me when I wouldn't give it as I'm too aggressive for him.

It's so difficult. Sometimes I try and reply to be polite but a lot of guys see that as a green light! I think I'll just stop replying.

Really baffles me why so many people are just so rude, arrogant or both. If that's how they treat you to begin with then they're definitely not worthy of your time and you've at least saved yourself a lot of bother in the long run, but still, that's just not on.

I may have been curt but I really can't see the point in giving out these details when he is not what I am looking for. Plus he was going by the "nearby" thing and I was at work. Anyway if I'm ever rude to anyone on here please understand it's because I'm fed up being nice then getting told I'm a time waster.

To be fair if he'd found out which part of town you live in he may have blocked you and runaway anyway "

You be quiet I'm really posh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs was asked to sniff off a guys hard cock wearing just heels and a knee length fur coat in a swanky London hotel....tactfully denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got a message tonight from a couple. Saying that they want to invite me over to watch them fuck, but I can only watch and do nothing, and not only that she wants to hit and degrade me at the same time.

Damn, that's not even BDSM kink that's domestic abuse as a side dish for sex? Flat out said no to them, got blocked as a result. Well good fucking riddance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message saying he wanted to impregnate me,

I said no thx,

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood


"Was offered to suck a guy's toes for £250 "

Very tempting, but only if he's well washed his feet before hand, ain't sucking toes/feet if feet stinking and still got oose stuck between toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if any of the requesters have read this?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh


"So what's the weirdest request you've ever had on here?

So far for me it was 2 guys offering me £200 to suck me off.

Mike "

what did you spend the £200 on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing. Ha.

I have a top 3.

1. Said I was hot like his niece but it's ok, she's 18 now.

2. Can I skull fuck you? (My reply: if I can skull fuck you first.)

3. Will you put nappies on me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Amazing. Ha.

I have a top 3.

1. Said I was hot like his niece but it's ok, she's 18 now.

2. Can I skull fuck you? (My reply: if I can skull fuck you first.)

3. Will you put nappies on me? "

1 & 2 aren't weird they are just plane wrong, number 3, well it takes all sorts, whatever floats your boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been asked to piss inside a woman as we were fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys offering me money and a woman who only wanted bareback. Both disgusting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been asked to piss inside a woman as we were fucking."

I hope you told her to piss off!!

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By *lawless doveWoman
over a year ago

bothwell

1. Been offered £2000 a month to be a guys toy---- politely declined

2. Was asked to kick a guy in the crotch with a pair of shoes of my choice. I opted for my exes parade boots which are steel toe capped - he declined

3. Was offered money for a part in a porn movie to be distributed only in the Far East --- declined

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Asked for a social meet without cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That tampon ice lolly one is possibly a new low of things ive read on fab

Ive just had the usual money for sex and poop stuff which has all been declined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Asked for a social meet without cake "

Haven't you already said this one and in this thread..... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be a sore point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So from what I've read there is some sick fucks on this site pmsl.

I can see why some of you have been offered cash as you do look amazing, but that said it's degrading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will that be cash or cake, sir?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arranged to meet on another site and the guy asked me to collect my pee so he can drink it. We were meeting socially and he wanted to refill his own glass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

holy fuck ive led a sheltered life and after reading some of that just as well .whats wrong with just enjoying a warm embrace a kiss and even a simple passionate fuck lol

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By *cotsguy40Man
over a year ago

cowdenbeath

Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard "

WTF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard "
no words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard "

Should have take a picture of the prick and passed it to the police. People who make comments like that need to be investigated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not weird but recent...after politely saying no thanks got the following...

Any ladies you know who like big cock, ask them to msg me...

I replied "I'll get right on that"

He said "wow thanks"

Still trying to figure out if he is intelligent enough for that to be sarcastic humour or he means it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You promised you wouldn't tell anyone about that! "

LOL... the next response was "any potentials" I just gave up and didn't respond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had someone message and ask if they could watch doll fuck our dog it's one thing messing with us but for fucks sake leave the dogs out of your weird shit

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

Also been asked to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could while he filmed it.

He was in the Midlands and willing to drive a 700 mile round trip for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also been asked to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could while he filmed it.

He was in the Midlands and willing to drive a 700 mile round trip for it "

Blimey!

And the cost of all that petrol would have been a kick in his wallet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Also been asked to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could while he filmed it.

He was in the Midlands and willing to drive a 700 mile round trip for it

Blimey!

And the cost of all that petrol would have been a kick in his wallet "

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"Also been asked to kick a guy in the balls as hard as I could while he filmed it.

He was in the Midlands and willing to drive a 700 mile round trip for it

Blimey!

And the cost of all that petrol would have been a kick in his wallet "

About £100, my ex is from Derby so I've driven the M6 a lot

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London - till 25th

I had a guy who wanted me to dress in a prom outfit, then pull on a set of rubber wellies and go walking in the fields with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is heavy for a monday

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Some of this is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 year old guy asked me to take his virginity... i replied with where would you like me to take it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"24 year old guy asked me to take his virginity... i replied with where would you like me to take it too"
that's a shame, poor guy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy who wanted me to dress in a prom outfit, then pull on a set of rubber wellies and go walking in the fields with him.

"

Well, it is romantic, up to a point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just what sort of signals are you giving out ladies to attract so many deviants,lol.

Heres me thinking i was a perv for wearing any partners moist panties after sex.

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By *cotsguy40Man
over a year ago

cowdenbeath

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By *cotsguy40Man
over a year ago

cowdenbeath


"Got talking to an older guy while out at a dogging site and he said his niece loved getting fucked and cum in her and said she would like me. Went on about her making it sound like she was about 20 and was a nympho but when I asked how old she was he replied 12!!!!!! A mouthful and massive fuck off was delivered, sick bastard

Should have take a picture of the prick and passed it to the police. People who make comments like that need to be investigated"

I agree but thought it would be hard explaining to the cops why I was there not seen him again tho

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By *alnsanCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Had a guy offering to buy used condoms from us, don't know how he was planning on paying or how we were to prove that we had used them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee Meet ...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee Meet ...lol

"

What kind of weird mind does that!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee Meet ...lol

What kind of weird mind does that!? "

Probably yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea for me, not coffee.

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