FabSwingers.com forum: Annoying fab phrases

By *oobsandballs OP Man
over a year ago

st andrews

Today seems to have an influx of "fakes and timewasters ruin it for the decent guys", a phrase which makes me want to smack my head off my desk.

They really don't, they actually make decent people shine through. But it seems to get trotted out a lot as if it's gospel, usually by single guys.

What fab phrases really grind your gears?

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By *ch WellMan
over a year ago

Scotland

You get out what you put in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know who you are!!

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By *oobsandballs OP Man
over a year ago

st andrews

"You know who you are!!

Oh that one is so irritating! Hilarious when it's not even followed up with a veri

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

It's their loss ..really! How do you lose something you never had in the first place ? Lol

Sucks like a Dyson. .how do they know what a Dyson sucks like ?

Treat with respect ..really ! Respect is given when recieved in my books

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By *oobsandballs OP Man
over a year ago

st andrews

"It's their loss ..really! How do you lose something you never had in the first place ? Lol

Sucks like a Dyson. .how do they know what a Dyson sucks like ?

Treat with respect ..really ! Respect is given when recieved in my books

Agree with all of those. Wonder if anyone has turned up at A&E stuck in a Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you're not looking for single guys but......"

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By *oobsandballs OP Man
over a year ago

st andrews

""I know you're not looking for single guys but......""

Hell, yes! If you know, why are you asking?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

''I know I'm slightly outside your age range but...''

Aye by about 20 years bud! So bloody annoying.

''Hi guys, looking for couples to join us, loved your photos..''

Last I checked my profile wasn't a couples one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snog Fuck Avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The distance or you 2 old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm bi I just don't put it on my profile"

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By *awty MaxWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Am in your area on...."

And....

"I love everything French"

And.... last I looked am no baguette, bottle of wine and defo don't have frogs legs

"Can I ask why you're not interested??"

And then... They can't handle the honest reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that relates to some sort of 'preaching'

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By *arymore1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Time for a friends clear out

Go on then

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Time for a friends clear out

Go on then"

Also thinking of leaving... See you later then

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just rants in general

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By *oobsandballs OP Man
over a year ago

st andrews

"Time for a friends clear out

Go on then

Also thinking of leaving... See you later then

K x"

Yep, and they never go anywhere!

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Having hoovered with a Dyson in my birthday suit - I know about this.

Foolishly I commented to a meet she sooked like a Dyson.

So when I laid down the Dyson (to change to another socket) she grabbed the Dyson and...well...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say, I've had several Dysons and they've all been pants at sooking!!

I currently have a wee Zanussi lightweight which retails at around £50 and would sook the fillings out of your teeth and those of your partner in the next room. Now that's a blow job!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't I get a meet? I'm so polite and genuine..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not my type.

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By *ockyjockyMan
over a year ago

G63 countryside

My biggest bugbear is not so much one phrase but people, mainly females rather than couples, who put up lists of what they will NOT (capitals are important it seems!) put up with or what they DON't want. It's as though the guy has to pass some test and be exactly what they want in every department. Why would anyone want to be with someone so negative? Surely better to deal with positives of what you like and want rather than what don't don't want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If carlsberg did...

The adverts ancient Ffs.

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By *oobsandballs OP Man
over a year ago

st andrews

"If carlsberg did...

The adverts ancient Ffs."

Haha!

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