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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just realised that we could now be counted as a "professional couple". Maybe we should only seek other professional couples now? Should we now get all snooty & avoid students or "non-professionals" - whatever that means.

Any advice for the newly professional?!

Mr J

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

I work in an office, does that make me a professional?

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm a professional driver - do I count too?

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"I'm a professional driver - do I count too? "

So's the Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any working person is a professional right? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional mummy!

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By *ero StressMan
over a year ago

Scotland

Own my own business so guess that makes me 1 lol

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm a professional mummy! "

Professional yummy mummy x

John

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a professional mummy!

Professional yummy mummy x

John "

I'm blushing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a professional at wanking got a doctorate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional duck fighter

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm a professional duck fighter"

Wouldn't go that far - you're rubbish at it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I work in an office, does that make me a professional? "

I don't know! I THINK we would now count a professional. But I might be wrong. How do you know?

Mr J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I work in an office, does that make me a professional?

I don't know! I THINK we would now count a professional. But I might be wrong. How do you know?

Mr J"

Id probably work it out by how much time you spend sitting around in your pants watching jeremy kyle

Any more than the occasional sick day : holiday and you lost your professional status

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"I am a professional at wanking got a doctorate "

so you'd be classed then as a wander rotfl

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By *usky Couple01Couple
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

we are professional snooker players I aways pot my balls in the Mrs husky pocket lol

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By *oftSwingDuoCouple
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

You must wear business suits to each meet now though.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews


"I work in an office, does that make me a professional?

I don't know! I THINK we would now count a professional. But I might be wrong. How do you know?

Mr J

Id probably work it out by how much time you spend sitting around in your pants watching jeremy kyle

Any more than the occasional sick day : holiday and you lost your professional status "

If I don't watch any Jeremy Kyle at all, does that make me a high flier?

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By *all saulMan
over a year ago

Dunbartonshire

Dunno if I can be considered professional guess not with our a degree tho do work with my hands

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I've been called a professional piss artist. ??????

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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Those are meant to be wine glasses not ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just realised that we could now be counted as a "professional couple". Maybe we should only seek other professional couples now? Should we now get all snooty & avoid students or "non-professionals" - whatever that means.

Any advice for the newly professional?!

Mr J"

wow; reading your profile and checking your ages, you sure must have a huge amount of experience, truly professionals, I doubt if I could ever follow in your boots, perhaps you may allow me to kiss them sometime should I be so lucky to be in your company

may I be the first to worship the ground you stand on, such a truly professional couple

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By *elledegoreCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Was this a serious post ? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It wasn't serious from us anyway that's for sure

Mr J

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By *emon99123Man
over a year ago

London

I do believe the OP was being facetious.

I've often wondered what made people a "professional and discreet" couple.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do believe the OP was being facetious.

I've often wondered what made people a "professional and discreet" couple....."

That was kinda the point. Lots of profiles have "professional couple" or "hot couple" or whatever but the meaning is left undefined. We both have jobs now so I've decided that counts as professional.

Mr J

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I do believe the OP was being facetious.

I've often wondered what made people a "professional and discreet" couple.....

That was kinda the point. Lots of profiles have "professional couple" or "hot couple" or whatever but the meaning is left undefined. We both have jobs now so I've decided that counts as professional.

Mr J"

But you were a professional cake stealer long before Mr J

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do believe the OP was being facetious.

I've often wondered what made people a "professional and discreet" couple.....

That was kinda the point. Lots of profiles have "professional couple" or "hot couple" or whatever but the meaning is left undefined. We both have jobs now so I've decided that counts as professional.

Mr J

But you were a professional cake stealer long before Mr J "

Oh yes, when it comes to the illegal acquisition of cake I am in a league of my own

Mr J

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By *elledegoreCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

thought so lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always laugh at profiles that say they are proffesonal. Proffesonal what, doesn't just have a job make you a proffesonal

Maybe u just don't get it haha

K xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I do believe the OP was being facetious.

I've often wondered what made people a "professional and discreet" couple.....

That was kinda the point. Lots of profiles have "professional couple" or "hot couple" or whatever but the meaning is left undefined. We both have jobs now so I've decided that counts as professional.

Mr J

But you were a professional cake stealer long before Mr J

Oh yes, when it comes to the illegal acquisition of cake I am in a league of my own

Mr J"

Really? Sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch The Professionals, can I be one? Not Cowley though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional Timewaster here.

I have the certificates and everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional Timewaster here.

I have the certificates and everything. "

wish I could waste time with you, care to get together and teach me

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By *ithardscotMan
over a year ago

Kelty


"Just realised that we could now be counted as a "professional couple". Maybe we should only seek other professional couples now? Should we now get all snooty & avoid students or "non-professionals" - whatever that means.

Any advice for the newly professional?!

Definitely.

I am an MAAT, and won't talk to anyone who has less than three letters after their name ;p

Mr J"

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I'm a professional driver - do I count too? "

You could be opening a can of worms there, Andrew! Define a 'professional driver'?

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"Professional Timewaster here.

I have the certificates and everything. "

I'll 2nd that!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"I'm a professional driver - do I count too?

You could be opening a can of worms there, Andrew! Define a 'professional driver'? "

Anyone who drives over 3.5 tonne for gain that Has had 35 hours CPC training is classed as a professional driver . I know some right chancers

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Professional Timewaster here.

I have the certificates and everything.

I'll 2nd that! "

I'll third

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional Timewaster here.

I have the certificates and everything.

I'll 2nd that!

I'll third "

Oi!!! I expect it from himself but you're my mate!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I'm a professional driver - do I count too?

You could be opening a can of worms there, Andrew! Define a 'professional driver'?

Anyone who drives over 3.5 tonne for gain that Has had 35 hours CPC training is classed as a professional driver . I know some right chancers "

There you go Bothy - that's me. So am I professional?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Started out as a professional chef

Then a professional psychiatric nurse

Then a professional bodyguard

Then a professional driver

Then a

Then a

Thena

Noo am just a Tena or I'd like to be

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Professional Timewaster here.

I have the certificates and everything.

I'll 2nd that!

I'll third

Oi!!! I expect it from himself but you're my mate!!! "

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Started out as a professional chef

Then a professional psychiatric nurse

Then a professional bodyguard

Then a professional driver

Then a

Then a

Thena

Noo am just a Tena or I'd like to be "

Rok - you're just THE professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bit thread bare now

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"A bit thread bare now "

Aren't we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If people say they are a "professional couple" does that not just mean they are really good at being a couple.

Or does that mean you have to pass a couples exam?

Oh shit maybe we count as a bohemian or fly by the seat of your pants couple.

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I'm a professional driver - do I count too?

You could be opening a can of worms there, Andrew! Define a 'professional driver'?

Anyone who drives over 3.5 tonne for gain that Has had 35 hours CPC training is classed as a professional driver . I know some right chancers "

Plenty chancers out there!

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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow


"I'm a professional driver - do I count too?

You could be opening a can of worms there, Andrew! Define a 'professional driver'?

Anyone who drives over 3.5 tonne for gain that Has had 35 hours CPC training is classed as a professional driver . I know some right chancers

There you go Bothy - that's me. So am I professional? "

I can't answer that one Andy, I haven't knowingly come across you on the road, so would have to reserve judgement!

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