FabSwingers.com forum: Creative insults

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So Ive just been told by a physio , he would love to help me strengthen my hips to improve my photos

Which made me laugh alot! As its clear from my pictures im totally pear shaped but this was definitely an original way of saying im particularly chubby round the middle haha

Whats the most creative insult or back handed compliment youve ever had ? Give us all a giggle ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ive just been told by a physio , he would love to help me strengthen my hips to improve my photos

Which made me laugh alot! As its clear from my pictures im totally pear shaped but this was definitely an original way of saying im particularly chubby round the middle haha

Whats the most creative insult or back handed compliment youve ever had ? Give us all a giggle ... "

What kinda pear would that be then lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh i dont know the names ha ... The long ones that are small at one end and pretty rounded at the other

Conference maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I`d say from looking at your pics you are a wee peach with a lovely pair....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Then that's the strangest looking pear I've seen. Lol.

I get told a lot that I'd look great with a chest wax

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I`d say from looking at your pics you are a wee peach with a lovely pair....

Haha i see what you did there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then that's the strangest looking pear I've seen. Lol.

I get told a lot that I'd look great with a chest wax

But then you wouldnt be furry

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Then that's the strangest looking pear I've seen. Lol.

I get told a lot that I'd look great with a chest wax

But then you wouldnt be furry

Exactly lol. And there's nowt wrong with those hips - look strong to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Then that's the strangest looking pear I've seen. Lol.

I get told a lot that I'd look great with a chest wax

But then you wouldnt be furry

Exactly lol. And there's nowt wrong with those hips - look strong to me

Well the expert opinion is they are weak leading to my thighs rolling in in a number of my pictures which will lead to knee pain

(Read as you have knock knees and zero thigh gap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told I looked like Russle howard... Still not sure if that's an insult or compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look alright for a fat lass....cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself "
maybe it was his best attempt at a compliment?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can honestly say being on fab for 6 years I've never had a cheeky or insulting message . Weird ones yeah but not cheeky

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)

Well, I can't imagine why they'd say that about you

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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It's always keyboard warriors. Don't let them get to you.

Plenty of nice people on here who will accept you for who you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)

Well, I can't imagine why they'd say that about you

Paddy are they sure they wern't asking if you are on drugs

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By *eather47Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hope everyone accepts me for who i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get offers to from personal trainers who will make me a fitness program and then I'll get meets

Also get told I don't look like I have a fat face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)

Well, I can't imagine why they'd say that about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)

Well, I can't imagine why they'd say that about you

Paddy are they sure they wern't asking if you are on drugs

if you were a drug I'd overdose on you..

see..I can be sweet x

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)

Well, I can't imagine why they'd say that about you

Oh come on paddy.....even YOU are surprised women meet you - you know you're nuttier than a fruitcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Told I looked like Russle howard...

Still not sure if that's an insult or compliment

I like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)

Well, I can't imagine why they'd say that about you

Oh come on paddy.....even YOU are surprised women meet you - you know you're nuttier than a fruitcake

lol..its the luck of the irish in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself "

Nice guy

probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I was asked if any of the women I met needed drugs..(I'll assume to have met me)

Well, I can't imagine why they'd say that about you

Oh come on paddy.....even YOU are surprised women meet you - you know you're nuttier than a fruitcake

lol..its the luck of the irish in me

Probably

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself

Nice guy

probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha "

There really are some charming guys out there.

Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got called an old woman with the body of a 20 year old....

Under the patio is maybe what he meant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself

Nice guy

probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha

There really are some charming guys out there.

Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed

It's true though. Make me cautious when looking to meet. Want to meet guys that would chat me up if he met me at the pub

Mrs

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself

Nice guy

probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha

There really are some charming guys out there.

Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed

It's true though. Make me cautious when looking to meet. Want to meet guys that would chat me up if he met me at the pub

Mrs "

I may but it's a long way to go for a Coke in the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself

Nice guy

probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha

There really are some charming guys out there.

Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed

It's true though. Make me cautious when looking to meet. Want to meet guys that would chat me up if he met me at the pub

Mrs

I may but it's a long way to go for a Coke in the pub

I'm worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're really photogenic. I read between the lines. I'm a munter in person.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

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"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

Guess a cuddle is out the question then

I do like your bum btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once told I have a good knob for sookin & anal

The bottomless chair torture scene from 007 would've hurt less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

You have a lovely smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

You have a lovely smile

H im not giving you a BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

You have a lovely smile

H im not giving you a BJ

I'd shag both of you at once..paper bags over the heads though..just dont hide the tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

You have a lovely smile

H im not giving you a BJ

Damn you saw right through me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

You have a lovely smile

H im not giving you a BJ

I'd shag both of you at once..paper bags over the heads though..just dont hide the tits

I get claustrophobic Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

You have a lovely smile

H im not giving you a BJ

I'd shag both of you at once..paper bags over the heads though..just dont hide the tits

I get claustrophobic Paddy

whats the fear of santa got to do with this!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Normally you have a nice smile is code for you look like you would give a good blow job

Today some guy just went straight for hide your coupon cause your teeth are too big for your mouth

You have a lovely smile

H im not giving you a BJ

I'd shag both of you at once..paper bags over the heads though..just dont hide the tits

I get claustrophobic Paddy

whats the fear of santa got to do with this!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are clearly blind

Caroline x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex-gf once told me that my hands were my nicest feature!?!?! Doesn't really say much for the rest of me.

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My boss told me I don't carry myself like a big girl..

Gee thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My boss told me I don't carry myself like a big girl..

Gee thanks lol "

I've had that " you carry yourself well" well I should hope so cause no one else is going to do it for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were told we are too old to be on fab without needed his young juices to stop us drying up so don't look a gift horse in mouth and be grateful I choose you two lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So Ive just been told by a physio , he would love to help me strengthen my hips to improve my photos

Which made me laugh alot! As its clear from my pictures im totally pear shaped but this was definitely an original way of saying im particularly chubby round the middle haha

Whats the most creative insult or back handed compliment youve ever had ? Give us all a giggle ... "

Ya look rather lush too me x

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By *ast Coast DelightCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well we did get one the other day after refusing begs of meeting that we were both fat and really ugly and no guys in there right mind would look at us or want to meet!!! So untrue ...who doesn't just love the cheeky girls!

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I've never had an insult from a guy. They've always been nice and polite when I say no thanks.

They are fools to insult all you lovely women because it just confirms you were right to not meet them. I hope you all don't listen, they are only spitting the dummy out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself maybe it was his best attempt at a compliment?"

Maybe it was. But it was insultong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself

Nice guy

probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha "

Was disgusted x

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

down by the river side

Your actually alright looking... For a ginger... Ha cheers pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your actually alright looking... For a ginger... Ha cheers pal

Are u ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was, unbeknown to me, the youngest and skinniest member of 5 burds one guy had on the go. The others had an average weight of 20 odd stone and were in their 50's. Didnae know whether to laugh or greet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got a message saying I love your fat bits.

He got told to go f himself

Nice guy

probably same guy I briefly spoke to haha

There really are some charming guys out there.

Like the ones who message you ladies desperately hoping to meet you, then when you say no thanks all of a sudden you're fat and ugly. Except 2 messages ago they were seperate to get you into bed

It's true though. Make me cautious when looking to meet. Want to meet guys that would chat me up if he met me at the pub

Mrs "

I'd chat you up in a pub, just pick a pub Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lassie I asked out (which took all the courage I could muster as I am a shy boy), to which she said 'aww that's lovely'. Then walked away from me.

I decided to tell her I really would like to take her out a few days later and she said the exact same thing. I then said I do like you, to which she just shrugged and walked off. Blew my low confidence and self esteem to smithereens.

Of course I laugh about it now but at the time I didn't let it show that it hurt. All she had to say was NO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lassie in a club (garage) when I was 19 said she'd only have sex with me if I was the last person alive.

I just smiled.

Tough gig man.

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

down by the river side

"Your actually alright looking... For a ginger... Ha cheers pal

Are u ginger

Sure am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your actually alright looking... For a ginger... Ha cheers pal

Are u ginger

Sure am

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see....gingers leave you hangin :DDDD

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

down by the river side

"Your actually alright looking... For a ginger... Ha cheers pal

Are u ginger

Sure am

Hiya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"see....gingers leave you hangin :DDDD"

Haha it's been moved to private mails lol

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